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General / WORD ASSOCIATION
« on: July 31, 2005, 05:27:21 pm »
tie

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General / Favourite Cheese
« on: July 31, 2005, 05:26:02 pm »

http://members.aol.com/manitsas/cantina.html


actually, this link is better... seriously, anyone not familiar with the CANTINA song needs to click on this link now...


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General / The Cryptic Choc-Game!
« on: July 31, 2005, 05:21:40 pm »
call me old fashioned, but simply knowing the correct answer and not disclosing really doesnt prove much these days... shall i really take your words for it? hmm... methinks not - come on guys!!! whatsa answer!?

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General / Favourite Cheese
« on: July 31, 2005, 05:19:08 pm »

RICHARD CHEESE! the single greatest wine-bar singer in the world!!!! yay! he takes innapropriate songs (heavy metal, pop, etc.) and turns them into frank sinatra style 'swing' tunes!


he's also responsible for the now classic STAR WARS CANTINA spoof song... any fan of sci-fi and/or barry mannilow should check this out:


http://www.pmeq.com/ie/mich/swc.html


for more on mr. cheese, goto:


http://www.iloverichardcheese.com/



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General / Jokes - Good, Bad and Rude
« on: July 31, 2005, 05:12:37 pm »

sick? twisted? yup - but we'd be lying if things like this it don provoke a dastardly smile once every now and again (such as the brazilian one above.) its the ones with ZERO thought gone into them that annoy me... i had one on my phone last week which read, quite word for word: WHY DO IRAQI'S TRAVEL ON BUSES IN LONDON? A./ WHO CARES, BANG, YOUR DEAD!!!! i'm sure you'll agree: hilarious.


yes, its that sorta thing that offends me. if youre gonna pick on sick, twisted subject matter, at least have the dignity to make it worthwhile. lack of imagination is the worst in low-low taste. happens every 'disaster' though... oh well.


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General / Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005
« on: July 31, 2005, 05:06:19 pm »

ah, come on! even if mr. burton aint your thing its worth more than a veryn poor!


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General / Numeracy
« on: July 31, 2005, 04:05:00 am »

ADDITIONAL:


but only do this on multi-billion corporate stores... dont wanna be ripping off joe average teh corner-shop owner now, do we? hit the big stores! (i mean, come on - theyre always short-changing me... im only evening things up!)


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General / Numeracy
« on: July 31, 2005, 04:01:46 am »

""My favourite is when you buy something, take it back and the assistant tells you it is in the sale now and will only refund you the sale price. Duh!""


this is illegal... if you have a receipt and are within 28 days (its actually possible to go beyond that, but hey...) then they HAVE to refund original retail price. i've been there MANY times... its the law.


ALSO, A NICE LITTLE TRICK TO CASH IN ON THE CASHIERS WHO ARE TOO USED TO PLASTIC... this only works normally around xmas time. if you buy something for, say, £35... count the money out in front of them... literally speaking the amount you lay down (or even better, in their hand)... count the first tenner as a 'twenty', then the next tenner as ten (lay it down quick)... then unload coins on top. the subliminal messages you send by speaking a fake total, PLUS all the shrapnel genuinely confuse them into getting away with it. NO LIE: THIS WORKS ABOUT 80% OF THE TIME EVERY XMAS/NEW YEAR. (better with a queue.) try it... whats the worst that can happen? just plead genuine mistake. (also works with any divible involving coins... palming a 10 off as a 20 is pretty easy) this is why i rarely reach for plastic...


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General / Favourite Cheese
« on: July 31, 2005, 03:52:17 am »

since you mentioned the 'c' word, i gott ask...


are there any RICHARD CHEESE fans out there?


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General / Emoticon experiment
« on: July 31, 2005, 03:51:03 am »

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General / Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005
« on: July 31, 2005, 03:47:07 am »
i just seen it (thankyou 'limewire') - very peculiar little flick. a hundred times better than the opriginal, and definitely one for fans of the original book (ala. myself.) too many musical numbers? hmm... possibly. also a tad overlong but hey - its tim burton, so he can get away with it.

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General / Jokes - Good, Bad and Rude
« on: July 31, 2005, 03:43:52 am »

STICKING WITH THE POOR TASTE, I'M SURE YOU'VE ALL HEARD THIS ONE BY NOW (I'VE HAD THIS ONE TEXT TO ME ABOUT 20 TIMES SO FAR):


apparently osama bin laden is a 100% official chocoholic! yup - tis true. especially smarties...... the other week, he got through 3 tubes... and then finished off with a double decker.


(YES, I AM GOING TO HELL FOR THIS.)


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General / Jokes - Good, Bad and Rude
« on: July 30, 2005, 10:34:43 pm »

APOLOGIES FIRSTHAND BEFORE I CONTINUE...


two arabs walk into a clothing store. one picks up a rucksack and tries it on. he turns to his mate and says: "does my bomb look big in this?"


LIKE I SAID, APOLOGIES...


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General / The Cryptic Choc-Game!
« on: July 30, 2005, 10:28:58 pm »

well, well, well, it seems as if i should up the stakes, people!


"I am an obscure one, with a word structure that sounds like 3 very peculiar acting male cows. with only one digit on my feet,  my impaired vision makes things hazy, in an untalented mid-90's indie pop-group kind-of-way... and my third and final man-cow doesn't sound like a ringtone, but may ryhme with what causes it (yet minus the silent letters, of course)..."


he-he-he - (cackling with evil glee...)


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General / The Cryptic Choc-Game!
« on: July 30, 2005, 05:12:43 am »

YAY! it was a curly wurly! YAY!


(never thought using 'chimera' would spark such controversy!)


RIGHT, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE:


"I used to be a very strange race of chocolate bar, but now i'm just downright laughable."


 


(easy - come on, people!)


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