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General / your very own chicken to abuse!
« on: August 02, 2005, 04:32:33 am »anyone seen this before? sheer bloody genius!
(beginners: using keywords like 'die', 'riverdance' and 'throw cushions' is a good start...)
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General / The Cryptic Choc-Game!
« on: August 02, 2005, 04:29:36 am »good god... very well done! im surprised anyone could get that with all those red herrings and useless babble. c'mon, everyone...
BRAVO! 
(unfortunately, i lied about the cabana. but as soon as theyre brought back into circulation i'll send you one... promise!)
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General / Jokes - Good, Bad and Rude
« on: August 02, 2005, 01:24:50 am »well, there are some sweet jokes out there involving the titanic, the tsunami and other such morbid stuff (plus: more than a few michael jackson ones have cropped up on here from time to time) - plenty of kids were involved there.
its not that i dont agree with you mr. h, its just i dont like to limit anybody to certain things. a few people liked the 'bomb' joke a few days back... would it have instantly been deemed unfunny if, say, a couple of kids were involved in the blast? hmm... who knows.
just me, thats all. 
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General / Jokes - Good, Bad and Rude
« on: August 01, 2005, 07:12:53 pm »i think what offends me most about this whole bad-taste-disastaer joke thing is this: A./ 99% are simply not funny and not worth the effort, and thought up braindead night-shift truckers on the cb to their mates. and B./ people LET THEMSELVES get so offended at them... EXAMPLE: the amount of people i've seen get irate at the old princess diana stuff is ridiculous. i've had a couple of people i've known die in seriously grissly ways involving motor vehicles and i choose for it not to affect me because these things simply happen EVERYWHERE (and not just to the people we see get news coverage on tv who we pretend to have real emotional links to), yet just because this person was famous (and/or got the front page of the Sun), it invokes some kind of moral crusade out of joe-public.
riiiiight - time for a valium.
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General / no more kids...
« on: August 01, 2005, 07:05:28 pm »
no, no, no - i'm not mr. hunter (if memory serves, he's dr. who, right?). i posted on the 'ye olde forum' back around xmas time... the new forum started shortly after and it scared me away (all these 'smilies' and new fangled technology etc.) it just seems as though the new place is a lot more tranquil and calm... luvverly
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General / no more kids...
« on: August 01, 2005, 06:38:16 am »
i must say, is been a whole week of the kids breaking up for summer (most of which has been bad weather too) and the forum hasnt been over-run with 13 year old kids trying out their new offensive words on everyone. gotta say - ive not counted one mongoloid/retard/saddo comment thus far. whats happened? was there a major clean-up operation in my absence? the 'old' forum was always overflowing with em during the hols. anyone shed any light?
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General / Jokes - Good, Bad and Rude
« on: August 01, 2005, 06:33:03 am »
i was a bit taken back when said topic was mentioned, but hey... anyone got anything a tad more upbeat to suggest?
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General / Jokes - Good, Bad and Rude
« on: August 01, 2005, 12:53:46 am »Oh dear, this one cracked a smile... only briefly though.
A boy and a cnild-murderer are out at night, walking towards the forest.
The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"
The child-murderer says, "You're scared! I've got to walk back out of here on my own!"
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General / Jokes - Good, Bad and Rude
« on: August 01, 2005, 12:26:45 am »bounty - i searched the net after your request, and this is the best it had to offer.
Q: Whats the quickest way from Glasgow to Edinburgh?
A: Just shoot through Dunblane!
funny? no, not really. but hey... do i get a point???
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General / Favourite Cheese
« on: August 01, 2005, 12:16:59 am »http://www.stotz.us/gallery/albums/RichardCheese,11-7-03/Richard_Cheese_11_7_009.thumb.jpg';return true" href="http://aolsearch.aol.co.uk/redir?urn=http://www.stotz.us/gallery/albums/RichardCheese,11-7-03/Richard_Cheese_11_7_009.thumb.jpg&rank=4&source=googleImage&searchType=IS&partner=Google&query=richard%20cheese" target="_blank">
worship this geek
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General / The Cryptic Choc-Game!
« on: August 01, 2005, 12:14:36 am »i'm sure that's a line from a john wayne movie, bounty....
ANYWAYS, AN OPEN CHALLENGE:
"Yes, i am a chocolate of many flavours (these days). I run in a way that only certain crystals, faces and elderly male relatives do, and I go all round the globe. I'm not insane, despite my name. My owner... the real christian Hulk Hogan? Mr. T? No, but a more common adaption of this name."
there's a 1984 Cabana bar in it for whomever gets it...
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General / The Cryptic Choc-Game!
« on: July 31, 2005, 11:35:27 pm »WOW! TOBLERONE IT IS! WELL DONE GUYS...
an explaination (strap in, its gonna be a bumpy ride!)
right, first off, the 3 ODD ACTING MALE COWS ARE INDEED... 'SILLY-BULLS'... (hohoho)... so, 3 syllables. (sp). one digit on ones foot is a TOE... the hazy-vision and pop-band reference is BLUR (god, how i loathed them so!)... and the last bit is a play on the word PHONE, yet minus the silent bits, ie. the letters that dont make up the true sound of the word (ONE).
TOE-BLUR-(PH)ONE. jeez - a little obscure, but its there! hehe. HERE'S ANOTHER, a tad harder, methinks:
"Yes, i am a chocolate of many flavours (these days). I run in a way that only certain crystals, faces and elderly male relatives do, and I go all round the globe. I'm not insane, despite my name. My owner... the real christian Hulk Hogan? Mr. T? No, but a more common adaption of this name."
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General / Jokes - Good, Bad and Rude
« on: July 31, 2005, 11:15:56 pm »
give me a few mins.....