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Offline $ick3nin.vend3tta

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Is chocolate better than sex???...
« on: November 22, 2008, 08:29:48 pm »
For you, is it great, mind numbing, toe curling animalistic sex or does sucking on a cadburys flake float your boat more???...

Personally for me, When I was 18, sex was better, but now that I'm 86, I prefer the chocolate.

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Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2008, 08:32:20 pm »
Well.....it is amazing what you can do with a Flake.

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Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2008, 07:48:28 pm »
It depends a) on the quality of the choc and b) on the quality of the sex.
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Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2008, 07:34:24 am »
and who it's with.
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« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2008, 01:30:32 pm »
As I said, it is amazing what you can do (on your own) with a Flake.

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Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2008, 05:53:50 pm »
Chocolate and sex.  At the same time.  Naturally!

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Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 01:18:50 pm »
For me you cannot compare them!
I love them both and i couldn't not life without them!
And I was never in the situation to decide but if i would have to it would definitely depend on my mood  :)

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Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2008, 05:59:57 pm »
Just have both! ;)

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Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2010, 04:27:58 am »
Chocolate is more consistently good, but sex has a higher ceiling of satisfaction.

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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2010, 11:15:54 am »
Wow, a new poster who isn't a spammer/spambot/evil internet machine lifeform!  Welcome to the forum!  I still say just have both!

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Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2010, 01:29:03 am »
I say choc only for the 86 yr old cos i don't want the excitement killing him.
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2010, 03:12:19 pm »
I like kittens!

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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2010, 02:19:10 pm »
I like puppies!
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Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2010, 09:54:07 pm »
I like turtles.
Chocolate turtles that is ;)
Indeed.

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Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2010, 11:24:07 am »
Chocolate turtles?  Where?