Bugger the Audience research polls

When England play in the quarter finals put your kettle on half way through the first half.  This way the pollsters wont know what people have been watching as their will be a surge on the National grid for no reason.  Get all your friends to do the same.  Hee hee.

When England play in the quarter finals put your kettle on half way through the first half.  This way the pollsters wont know what people have been watching as their will be a surge on the National grid for no reason.  Get all your friends to do the same.  Hee hee.

"Scottish Power has said it will be putting up gas and electricity prices...

The utility firm said gas bills were set to increase by an average of 17%, while the cost of electricity would rise by 10%. "

I know who will be laughing.

[loulou]

bounty I don't have a kettle.

[goldencup]

Light a match.

[loulou]

I'll put the oven on instead.

[goldencup]

Bake me a cake while you're there!

[loulou]

I wouldn't know where to start. Is it still the recipe from school : mash up 4 ounces butter and 4 ounces sugar, add a egg and then 8 ounces flour. Spend 30 minutes licking out the bowl and whats left chuck in oven.

[goldencup]

No - you forgot the cocoa!

[loulou]

    Wouldn't you rather have  a pizza?

 or

[goldencup]

Yes please.  With plenty of mushrooms and peppers.

[loulou]

and onions?

[goldencup]

[loulou]

[goldencup]

Nah, don't like pepperoni.

[loulou]

Yay it's all mine.