Author Topic: Expressions (Read 7120 times)

smurfboy · « **on:** February 08, 2006, 02:05:45 pm »

My mom sent me a text that nearly made me wet myself last night. Apparently my gran - who is 85 and likes to think of herself as quite refined - described my uncle as being 'as useless as tits on a bull'.

Anyone else got any favourite expressions?

chocolate chick · « **Reply #1 on:** February 08, 2006, 02:28:45 pm »

Love it

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #2 on:** February 08, 2006, 02:29:17 pm »

"Proper job"

smurfboy · « **Reply #3 on:** February 08, 2006, 03:22:23 pm »

I also asked someone at work today if she was 'cocking a deaf 'un' and she looked at me like I was mad.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #4 on:** February 08, 2006, 03:23:55 pm »

I know what that one means!

I said, ouch that smarts and David had no clue

oldspice · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2006, 04:48:47 pm »

My husband often says that something unusual is "rarer than rocking horse sh*t"

smurfboy · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2006, 04:52:51 pm »

There's a collector's shop in Walsall that has that as its website name!

StrollingMinstrel · « **Reply #7 on:** February 08, 2006, 06:21:54 pm »

My hubby always says our kids "have the brains fo a rocking horse"

I quite like "If intelligence was taxed you'd be due a sizable rebate" or "If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to part your hair"

goldencup · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2006, 06:53:25 pm »

One of my mum's favourites is when somebody can't make a decision. She says they don't know whether they want a sh*t or a haircut! I've never heard this anywhere else.

smurfboy · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2006, 10:07:59 pm »

That one's hilarious!

One of my gran's friends was talking about a slutty woman once and commented that she'd 'give her arse away and sh*t through her ribs'!

goldencup · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2006, 10:17:30 pm »

kermie · « **Reply #11 on:** February 08, 2006, 10:30:53 pm »

If they had sh*t for brains they would be dangerous

smurfboy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 09, 2006, 12:46:24 am »

What about 'sh*t or get off the pot'?

loulou · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2006, 01:08:50 am »

keen as mustard?

oldspice · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2006, 06:57:01 am »

Daft as a brush.

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Author Topic: Expressions (Read 7120 times)