There is only one way to solve this - trial by jury. His honour Judge Smurfy is in session. Loulou will act as counsel for the prosecution, Chocoboo as counsel for the defence.
The jury will be made up of Oldspice, Goldencup, Chocolate Chick, Cherry Ripe, Lemoneye, 623058, Kevvosa, Lorri, Strolling Minstrel, Kermie, Heavenly Truffles and SillyYank. Oldspice if you would act as foreman of the jury please.