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General / Shannon Matthews case
« on: April 19, 2008, 06:54:37 pm »
Looking at her, I think if anyone gave the mother a lipstick she'd try to deep fry it with chips.
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Old Products / Walnut Whips
« on: April 13, 2008, 09:12:26 pm »
My corner shop scoffs at my idea that coffee walnut whips ever existed but that idiot doesn't remember the waxed card tray inside Bountys either.
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General / Marathon or Snickers..You Decide !
« on: April 13, 2008, 02:20:04 pm »
And in the US it's more confusing still: http://www.snickersmarathon.com/
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General / Girls Aloud promoting Kit Kat Senses
« on: April 13, 2008, 11:54:27 am »
I just can't understand why I fancy the blank-looking ginger one so much. Well, till she speaks, anyway.
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General / Heather Mills get 24.3 million
« on: March 24, 2008, 12:41:31 pm »
Reporter to Paul McCartney: "Sir Paul, you must be relieved this painful divorce is now over, but do you think you'll ever go down on one knee again?"
"I'd prefer it if you called her Heather"
"I'd prefer it if you called her Heather"
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General / Copyright S.O.S.
« on: March 24, 2008, 12:38:38 pm »
I've just finished a book too: "Postman Pete And His Black And White Dog" and I'm using this message to assert my authorship rights. You're all witnesses: hope that's okay?
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General / Ingredients game
« on: March 17, 2008, 08:03:06 pm »
Grrr! Exactly what I'd discounted! Still sounds out of character for Cadbury's to put that much chocolate on though.
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General / Basil accused of racism
« on: March 17, 2008, 02:26:07 pm »
",,,whilst the gypsy woman was keeping Basil talking on the front doorstep,
there was no one trying to nip in the back and nick his jewellery"
Ooyah!
there was no one trying to nip in the back and nick his jewellery"
Ooyah!
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General / Ingredients game
« on: March 13, 2008, 07:14:10 pm »
Hmm. Well despite the wholemeal flour used, I'd suspect 28% is too high a ratio of chocolate to be a Chocolate Digestive, and it has raising agent so maybe something with a bit more of a cakey texture and totally covered in choc...
A YoYo?
A YoYo?
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General / Ingredients game
« on: March 10, 2008, 07:21:04 pm »
A Crunchie? I never realised they had so much reconstituted dairy stuff in them - my next guess was going to be Kinder Bueno!
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General / Ingredients game
« on: March 10, 2008, 05:51:34 pm »
Oh heavens Lou that could be anything! But judging by the glucose syrup... a Mars bar?