fed up with pay for premrate numbers?
will help is here the rtone of Free / cheap rate numbers teh companys don't wont to tel you about!
Lets go back to BT and national phone network ownership. All these cowboys couldn't get a look in then.

there now ccoming back into fashion the old fashion put yuo finger in to the hoel and push
I hope most flok have foudn that link useful
What? You mean you have to put your finger in the dial and turn it to dial out? No! I don't believe it!
Like we did until about 10 years ago?
I can remember in the days before STD. When you picked up the phone and waited to be asked by the operator "what number please?"
Stangely comforting... you felt like your call was in safe hands.
I'm welling up here!
I can remember in the days before STD. When you picked up the phone and waited to be asked by the operator "what number please?"
"Just dusting"

What? You mean you have to put your finger in the dial and turn it to dial out? No! I don't believe it!
Like we did until about 10 years ago?
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Those phones were better because when we rang someone we didn't get 'press 1 for this and 2 for that and 3 for the other'
Very good point!My step-mother-in-law is ga ga and she has this system where you dial A for this number and B for that number and so on. Trouble is, she can't remember whose numbers belongs to which letter so this is a typical conversation:
My phone rings and I pick it up:
Me "Hello"
Her "Hello! Stuart? (her son) You sound funny. Have you got a cold dear?"
Me "No, it's not Stuart, it's Julie"
Her "Julie? Oh. Hello. What are you doing at Stuart's house?"




Sounds like my grandad. 'Well, I rang Val's number, I don't understand it...'

She once asked for Mull of Kyntire soup. Guess what she meant?

A few of my nan's:
'I got you a box of them Flake Prawn Line'.
'Want a slice of gatux?'
'Have you ever had one of them pizzers?'
Conversation witnessed by me in Iceland a while ago.
Old Lady No. 1. I see they've got them Banoffee pies on offer again.
Old Lady No. 2. Oh I can't eat them, they make me quite nauseating.

Conversation heard between two old ladies on a bus about 20 years ago:
Ethel "How are you Lou?"
Lou "Oh I haven't been at all well. The doctor sent me for a brain scan"
Ethel "Oh dear! Did they find anything?"
Lou "No"


An old lady friend of mine (with a great sense of humour) was sent for a brain scan and was told they couldn't find anything wrong. She told me that her son was demanding a second opinion!
They're lovely though, old folk, aint they?
Barmy but lovely.
I suppose that's better than some people who'll tell anyone! I heard someone shout out their PIN at the checkout the other day.
I have to remember four-digit numbers for my PIN, credit card, apartment door code, apartment gate code, external door code at work and internal door code. How I do it bugger only knows.
I can remember teh times of the buses 10 Years ago! but still can't remember wha tteh do right now have teh time
strange how you remember stuff from when your younger
well I dso design those routes: but there never pay me, it time liek this I shoudl should just do what my mate does. adn chill out
When I was tiny my mum had a Coop divi account and you had to quote your number to get the divi. Her number was 367493 and I have known that number for at least 45 years. Now I have my own divi account at the local Coop Department Store. I have to keep my account number on a card and get it out everytime I buy something there because I can't remember it.!!!!
You've struck a chord yet again Oldspice! My mum's divi number was 211909 and I'm sure I'll never forget it but I keep forgetting my car registration!
RVX 77OK - the registration umber of the Mini driven by my first serious boyfriend. We started going out in 1975 and split up in 1978.
How could I have written birthday? Thanks lou! What a dummy I am!!!
I forgot a classic one from my friend's mum. She swore blind that in 'It's my Life' Bon Jovi sing 'like Frankenstein, I did it my way'!
A friend of my sister's also said once 'ooh, I had a real Rio de Janeiro then'. She meant deja vu!

