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General / Christmas decorations
« on: November 25, 2012, 07:50:17 pm »
My friend Lola Rola Pola  (ok thats her lapdancing name) got very excited by the pink and turquoise Christmas decorations in Poundland and Wilkinsons this year.  I have just bought some eskimos to hang on my tree next to the hedgehogs i bought last year.  What is your Christmas colour scheme and do you have any odd animals or decorations on your tree that cause people to think your mentally challenged ?

General / Celebrity jungle
« on: November 25, 2012, 07:45:17 pm »
Don't say i'm the only one watching this too.. Worth watching just to see Helen Flanagan (corries Rosie Webster) applying fake tan with no mirror. She looks like she fell in a vat of gravy.

General / X Factor
« on: November 25, 2012, 07:43:57 pm »
Am i the only one watching ?

General / Inventions
« on: November 25, 2012, 07:30:46 pm »
An American guy argued with me that we have more people living in trailer parks here than in America, Americans invented barbeques , credit cards and today he tells me Americans not only invented apple pie but laser eye surgery too.  Any clues for something i can reply back to him. Better still just send me a list of everything we invented.

General / Chocolate to America
« on: November 07, 2011, 04:23:12 pm »
I'm sending some sweets and chocolate to my friend in South Carolina. Has anyone any idea what I could send that they do not get. I hear they get Toblerone but only at Christmas .

General / tattoos
« on: February 28, 2011, 11:03:29 pm »
So on my "to do in 2011 " list is have a foot tattoo. Now what i need to know is should i expect a lot of pain and will i cry?
Its going on my left foot along the outer side towards my little toe.
Ive been told i can have some numbing cream to apply 2 hours beforehand but i was thinking more along the lines of a local anaesthetic. No i'm sure i can take the pain but all you people with tattoos ( i reckon theres three of you) please share your experiences and is it really like being cut with broken glass?

General / Hot air ballooning
« on: February 28, 2011, 10:59:28 pm »
I'm considering going in a hot air balloon. Has anyone else had experience of going in one ?

General / Happy birthday Smurfy
« on: June 21, 2010, 09:39:19 am »
Happy birthday ickle smurf. Hope your day is perfect and the pressie fairy was good to you. xxxx

General / Big Brother
« on: June 10, 2010, 12:14:41 am »
I thought last years was the last.  I don't want to see this all over the newspapers and tv for the next 10 weeks or however long it goes on.
Someone please kill Davina.

General / Britains Got Talent
« on: June 05, 2010, 02:03:31 am »
Is anyone else watching this?
I am very disappointed with the acts that are going through to the final on Saturday.

General / Which loo ?
« on: April 12, 2010, 11:08:40 pm »
At the local pub where i go after work the barman Paul has now started dressing as a woman and calling himself Paula. Apparently he has to live as a woman for 2 years before he can have the operation to be a woman. So my question is which toilets should he be using? I ask this as this evening he was using the ladies and not wanting to be cruel but he does look like a man dressed as a woman and people were staring and the manager said he was expecting some complaints regarding the use of toilets.

Oh yeah and the barman isn't really Paul/Paula but i thought it best not to say his real name.

General / ostrich eggs
« on: March 23, 2010, 09:05:37 pm »
Apparently Waitrose are selling ostrich eggs for £18 each. They say (they being the reporter in the sun) that 1 ostrich egg is equivalent to 24 chicken eggs.
Anyone fancy an omelette?

General / Celeb BB
« on: January 15, 2010, 06:42:27 pm »
Having been full of cold for weeks and stuck at home i've found myself watching everything and anything on tv. Who are these people on celebrity BB ? Lady Sov...never heard of her, someone who shags Jordan, someone else who used to shag Jordan and someone who shagged Ronnie Wood!
Wake me up when the tv improves. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

General / Celebrity jungle
« on: December 01, 2009, 06:27:10 pm »
Anyone been watching?
I wanted Sam Fox to win and after she was voted off I thought George Hamilton was a good choice until he walked out.
Now i don't like anyone in there and would like to kill Kim (the cleaning woman).

General / Happy birthday mrs chocadmin
« on: October 09, 2009, 06:39:06 pm »
Hope you have had a wonderful birthday and now i shall sing :

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay .

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