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« on: July 20, 2006, 11:04:41 pm »

[A Japanese sweets manufacturer is hoping to introduce one of its more unusual products onto the European market.

Eiwa Confectionery, one of the country's most popular confectioners, has created collagen marshmallows which, it claims, help to plump up your cheeks and lips.

The marshmallows, which are a recent addition to the growing army of so-called "functional foods", are currently available in blueberry, cherry and grapefruit flavours and are said to look and feel like traditional marshmallows.

According to Eiwa Confectionery, the sweets, which each contain 3,000 mg of collagen, have the same effect as a collagen injection but, at the equivalent of just 60 pence per packet, cost significantly less than the £200-plus price tag associated with the cosmetic procedure.

A company spokesman told the Scotsman that the product has so far been an "enormous success" in Japan and confirmed that the company hopes to export to the UK and elsewhere in Europe.

"We feel it will sell well in supermarkets or sweet shops, as it does in Japan. That is our ambition," he said.]


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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2006, 11:06:15 pm »

It sounds ludicrous


 

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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2006, 11:37:10 pm »
What would happen if someone ate three packets?
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2006, 11:39:48 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2006, 11:59:38 pm »
"Your lips are too big...there is NOTHING you can say in your defense, and it won't help to do so when questioned"







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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2006, 12:47:03 am »
well she still a very usful plunger for unbloking sinks! 

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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2006, 12:58:03 am »
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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2006, 09:22:21 am »
This must be one of the most inexplicable acts I have ever known.  She was gorgeous before she had the botox and had lovely lips. What EVER possessed her to get them puffed up?  Bizarre.

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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2006, 09:26:56 am »
I agree. The wages of vanity is big, ugly, puffy lips. oldspice38919.4400462963
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2006, 10:58:05 am »
She never intended them to get that big.



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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2006, 11:08:51 am »
I understand that, but why did she want to do ANYTHING with them?  She was lovely as she was.  I blame her w**ker husband for not giving her proper guidance.

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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2006, 11:35:27 am »
That's grossly insulting! Why can't a woman make her own mind up? Why should she need a man to give her guidance?? Encouragement maybe but not guidance.
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