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« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2006, 09:09:37 pm »

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I get the feeling many of the pollsters were fairly young, as they remember things like Wispa Gold, Nuts About Caramel, Maverick and Bitz, but there's no place for Fry's Five Centres or Goldencup.


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« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2006, 09:38:57 pm »
KitKat Chunky? They are pure filth!
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« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2006, 11:40:55 pm »

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KitKat Chunky? They are pure filth!


Oldspice, you're giving fuel to Bounty's fire!


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« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2006, 09:52:39 am »

Bounty went to the cupboard and saw the Kitkat Chunky.  He knew he shouldn't, he knew it was wrong.  But grappling with his conscience he grabbed the bar and tore of the wrapper thrusting the milky chocolate into his mouth, licking it off, not daring to bite.


Just at the moment, Oldspice walked through the door.  BOUNTY!  HOW COULD YOU? You dirty, disgusting, oh no NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


A tear ran down Bounty's cheek, he knew he'd gone too far this time.  He knew Oldspice wanted the KitKat chunky for her special chunky cheesecake she was baking for her daughter's birthday...


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« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2006, 10:03:11 am »
I am not amused.
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« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2006, 10:22:32 am »

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« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2006, 11:58:35 am »
Well I thought it was much better than the other extracts we've had.
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« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2006, 01:13:31 pm »
KitKat Chunky sounds like cat food.
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« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2006, 04:38:45 pm »
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« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2006, 05:35:11 pm »
My uncle told me that when he was young he was told to get some Kitekat
for the cat but instead returned home with a KItKat. 

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« Reply #40 on: July 02, 2006, 12:03:34 am »

Bounty woke up.  He looked at the clock, it was 2am and he had the nibbles.  He crept downstairs and opened the fridge.  And then he saw it.  The last Mars Midnight.  He knew BK had been saving it, but it was just sitting there waiting to eaten.  Bounty picked it up and tore off the wrapper.  He held the dark chocolate to his nose and sniffed.  it was beautiful. 


Suddenly the kitchen light came on.


'Black Knight, I can explain!'


Save yer excuses for the boss wee laddo!


Bounty was marched upstairs where Oldspice was on the landing holding a King size Yorkie bar.  First the Kitkat chunky now this.  When would he learn?


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« Reply #41 on: July 02, 2006, 12:10:10 am »
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« Reply #42 on: July 02, 2006, 12:12:12 am »

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My uncle told me that when he was young he was told to get some Kitekat for the cat but instead returned home with a KItKat. 


Better than the other way round! 

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« Reply #43 on: July 02, 2006, 06:46:08 am »
I'd put the Toblerone at number one.

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« Reply #44 on: July 02, 2006, 08:53:44 am »