My friend Lola Rola Pola (ok thats her lapdancing name) got very excited by the pink and turquoise Christmas decorations in Poundland and Wilkinsons this year. I have just bought some eskimos to hang on my tree next to the hedgehogs i bought last year. What is your Christmas colour scheme and do you have any odd animals or decorations on your tree that cause people to think your mentally challenged ?
The trick or treaters were very disappointed i gave them toffee apples and haribo cos they just seemed to want the cash. Personally i would prefer the kids not to say trick or treat and i'd like them to carry a carved out turnip not a pumpkin.
I had krispy creme donuts in America and they were delicious but everyone who says they have had them here say they don't compare. Maybe they sent the recipe over and they just not being made properly.
An American guy argued with me that we have more people living in trailer parks here than in America, Americans invented barbeques , credit cards and today he tells me Americans not only invented apple pie but laser eye surgery too. Any clues for something i can reply back to him. Better still just send me a list of everything we invented.