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A new game for us all - a bit like Yay or Nay, only you instead of yaying or naying something, you choose which of two options you prefer. I'll start with:
Brocolli or cauliflower?
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Yay I like it!
Brocolli.
Salad Cream or Mayonnaise?
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Mayonnaise
Mars or Snickers?
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Mars
Baked Beans or Spaghetti?
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Baked beans
White or wholemeal?
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Wholemeal
Crumpets or Muffins?
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Muffins
Red Leicester or Double Gloucester?
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Double Gloucester
TV or Internet?
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DOUble
sim skim or FULL cream
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Skim
Aero mint or Aero caramel?
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Mine was first
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internet

Aero mint or Aero caramel?
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Aero Mint
Plain Bounty or Milk Bounty?
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as long as it not sex mad bounty
milk
Windows 0r doors
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Windows
Vista or XP?
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Doors
Starters or Desserts?
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Desserts!
The Simpsons OR Family Guy?
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The Simpsons
ITV or Channel 4?
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c4
this game or the yay or nay game?
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The yay or nay game 
WA2 or WA3?
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WA3 of course!
Tomato sauce or Brown sauce?
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Brown sauce.
Jumpers or Cardigans?
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Jumpers
Jeans or Cargoes?
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Jeans.
Necklaces or Earrings?
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Necklaces
Pearl necklaces or diamond necklaces?
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Diamond necklaces.
Tea cup or Mug?
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Cup (especially if china)
Parsley or Thyme?
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Parsley
Cod or Tuna?
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Tuna
Days out or nights in?
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Days out
Knitwear or Nylon?
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nylon
Boxer or pants
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Pants
Claymation or CGI?
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CGI
East Kilbride or Livingston?
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East Kilbride
Comic Relief or Children in Need?
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Comic relief 
actimel or muller vitality?
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Actimel
Peanut butter or Marmite?
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Peanut butter
Rail or bus?
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Rail
Cut flowers or house plants?
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Cut flowers
Fish and chips or curry?
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Curry
Early mornings or late evenings?
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Late evenings
Britney or Christina?
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christina (but they both suck)
lord of the rings or harry potter?
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Lord of the Rings
Carrying a bag or stuffing your pockets?
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Carrying a bag
Red Wine or white wine?
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White wine.
Buying online or going to the shops?
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Going to the shops.
(smell of) Freshly cut grass or baking bread?
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Smell of baking bread.
Canned soup or packet (dried) soup?
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canned soup.
White bread or wholemeal bread?
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Wholemeal bread.
Rolls or Baguettes?
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Baguettes.
Running or walking?
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walking
chris moyles or scott mills?
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Scott Mills
Dogs or cats?
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Dogs. Marginally
Giraffes or zebras?
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Zebras.
Heels or flat shoes?
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heels
Baby oil or olive oil?
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Olive oil.
Reading or watching TV?
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Reading
Carpets or wooden floors?
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Carpets
Metal or glass?
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Glass
Gas hob or electric hob?
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Electric hob
Yoghurt or fromage frais?
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yoghurt
A cups or Double D cups?
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Double D
A flat chest or a fat arse?
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fat ass, definitely
bbc1 or bbc2?
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BBC1
Metaphors or similes?
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similies
robert deniro or joe pesci?
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Robert deNiro
The Oscars or the BATFAs?
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the oscars
the beatles or the beach boys?
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The Beatles
Butterflies or Ladybirds?
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ladybirds
Gollum or Smeagol?
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Smeagol
Rich Tea or Digestive Biscuit
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Digestive Biscuit
Strawberries or Raspberries?
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strawberries
Cadburys or Nestle?
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Cadbury's
Yorkie bar or Hershey bar?
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Yorkie bar (god that was a hard decision though!)
Kitkat or Dairy Milk wafer?
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Dairy Milk wafer
Batman or Spiderman?
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Batman
Dot Cotton or Pat Butcher?
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What a choice. 
Erm.... Dot Cotton I suppose.
Smiling or frowning?
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Smiling
Half a pound of tuppenny rice or half a pound of treacle?
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Half a pound of tuppeny rice.
Boys or girls?
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Boys 
Sex or food?
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Sex
Oranges or lemons?
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Lemons
Rice or chips?
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Rice.
Coffee or tea?
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Tea
Slippers or dressing gown?
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Dressing gown.
Bacon or proscuito ham?
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Neither
Curry or chips?
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Chips
The cinema or bowling?
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The cinema (fumbling on the back row)
Larvae or Imago?
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imago
pool or snooker?
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Snooker
Squares or circles?
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circles
Jaws or Open Water?
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Jaws
Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
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Neither
Horror or Thriller?
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Thriller
Tito Jackson or David Gest?
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David Gest
New or retro?
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retro!
christmas eve or boxing day?
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Christmas Eve.
Digital or Analogue?
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gotta be digital!
Hoodies or Chavs?
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Hoodies, it's only a fashion statement
Staring at the milky way with the one you love or eating a Sarah Lee chocolate gateaux with cream?
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i'll go for the choc gateaux!
heavy metal or country and western?
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HEAVY METAL!!!!!
The Emperor Nero or Adolph Hitler?
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Nero
The Army or the Navy?
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The Navy
Clementines or Mandarins?
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Clementines
Cinema or the theatre?
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Cinema
Music festivals or pub bands?
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Music festivals
Ena Sharples or Elsie Tanner?
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ena sharples!
the dog out of the simpson (santa's little helper) OR the cat out of the simpsons (snowball II)?
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Snowball II
Puppies or kittens?
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Ahh puppies
goat's cheese or gorgonzola?
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Goat's cheese
Record Mirror or NME?
smurfboy39138.5163078704
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NME
The people of the Andaman Islands or The San Bushmen of South Africa?
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Neither
Cola or Lemonade?
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lemonade.
Prairie dogs or Gophers?
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Prairie Dogs.
Daily Mail or The Guardian?
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The guardian.
Hold-ups or stockings and suspenders?
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Stockings and suspenders
Leggings or footless tights?
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Footless tights - but only where they belong - in the dance studio
Frozen peas or tinned peas?
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Frozen
Pandas or polar bears?
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Polar Bears.
Ice-cream or iced lollies?
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Ice-cream.
Wrist watch or fancy bracelet?
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wrist watch
Cat poo or Cat wee?
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Cat poo
tits or bums?
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Bums
Chinese or Indian?
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chinese
scotland or wales?
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Scotland
City or Country?
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Country
Spoon or fork?
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Spoon
Rice or spaghetti?
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Spaghetti.
Doggy or Mish?
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Doggy
Salt and Vinegar or Cheese and Onion?
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Cheese and Onion.
Wotsits or Quavers?
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Wotsits
Duvet or Sheets?
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Duvets
White pasta or wholemeal?
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white pasta
tomato sauce or brown sauce?
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Tomato.
Ipods or CD players?
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CD players.
Frogs or toads?
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frogs
Video or DVD?
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DVD.
Popcorn or sweeties? (to go with your movie)
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Sweets
Chalk or cheese?
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Cheese
Cruise or Safari?
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Cruise
7 Up or Sprite?
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Sprite
Lager or Cider?
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Lager
Up hill or down dale?
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Down dale 
Nuts or raisins?
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MAKE THIS THREAD A 'STICKY TOPIC'!
raisins!
germany or iraq?
wjp66639140.1395138889
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Germany
Football or Rugby?
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Football
Special Fried Rice or Chicken Chop Suey?
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Special Fried Rice.
Ten pin bowling or Quasar?
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Ten pin bowling
Scrabble or Monopoly?
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monopoly
x-box or playstation?
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Playstation.
Triangles or Circles?
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Circles, far more interesting.
Spanish onions or shallots?
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Shallots
History or Geography?
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History
Chickens or Geese?
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Chickens.
Buses or trains?
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Trains
Harts or Hinds?
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harts
werewolves or vampires?
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Vampires
ITN or CNN?
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ITN
Weakest Link or Supermarket Sweep?
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Weakest Link
Corrie or Enders?
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christ, neither!
but for the sake of this game... 'enders!
cricket or golf?
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Golf
Formula 1 or Rallying?
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rallying
Nazi's or the Ku Klux Klan
(i think i may have killed this thread with this one...)
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Ku Klux Klan (for the ridiculous outfits)
Porridge or cornflakes?
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Cornflakes.
Leather or lace?
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Leather
Slippers or Slipper socks?
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slippers
elephants or rhinos?
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Elephants
Filter coffee or instant?
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filter
pg tips or tetley?
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Tetley
Chimps or Orang utans?
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chimps
great white sharks or killer whales?
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Killer Whales
Manatees or Dugongs?
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Manatees
The old or the new forum?
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tough one... but i'm going to vote for the old-OLD forum (the original which closed in september 2004.) i still miss it even today. (sob)
big red shiny double-decker buses?
wjp6662007-03-01 20:47:26
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Or what?
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This isn't Yay or Nay you know!
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I am going to vote for the new forum and get us back on track.

I think it's going to be great once we all get used to it and it works all the kinks out.
The Grand National or The Derby?
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Grand National
Pink or Purple?
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Purple
Melons or figs?
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Melons
Cheese or nuts?
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Nuts
Cashews or macadamias?
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Macadamias
Cricket or Croquet?
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Croquet
Boots or Shoes?
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Shoes
Linguistics or linguini?
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Linguini
Magazines or Books?
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Books
Hello! or OK!?
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ok
the sun or the star?
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The Sun
The Moon or Saturn?
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The moon.
Hot toddy or hot chocolate?
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Depends. If it's from Chocolate Utopia - Hot chocolate.
Costa Coffee or Cafe Nero?
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Cafe Nero
McDonalds or Burger King?
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BK! (every time.)
lunar eclipse or solar eclipse?
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Lunar
Lulu or Cilla?
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Cilla
Steps or Westlife?
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Steps
Wishing wells or wailing walls?
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Wishing wells
Cake or Ice cream?
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Cake
Digital wristwatch or analogue wristwatch?
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analogue!
original 'cassette' walkmans or mp3 players?
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Cassette
Velvet or... silk?

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silk
cd or vinyl?
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CD for sound, vinyl for likeability
7" or 12"?
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7''
the white album or sgt. pepper?
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Sgt. Pepper
Kate Bush or Crystal Gayle?
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crystal gale (any1 but bush!)
dolly parton or tammy wynette? (sp)
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Dolly (your spelling of Wynette is spot on by the way!)
Shirley Bassey or Joe Longthorne?
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Neither
Shania Twain or Alanis Morisette?
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Shania
Asia or Africa?
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africa!
Aldi or Lidl?
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Lidl
Waterloo Road or New Street Law?
(BTW, is it time this was sticky-fied?)
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Neither
Fruit and Nut or Whole Nut?
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fruint n nut!
oul of ulay or oil of olay?
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Ulay
Opal Fruits or Starburst?
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opal fruits
marathon or snickers?
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Marathon
Road race or Cross country?
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road race!
golden churn or golden crown?
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Golden Churn
Goldfinger or Diamonds are Forever?
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goldfinger!
pierce brosnan or daniel craig?
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Daniel Craig
Shandy or candy?
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(FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAKE THIS A STICKY TOPIC SOMEBODY!)
candy!
sherbert dip or rainbow drops?
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Sherbet dip
Schubert or Shostakovic (sp?)?
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Schubert!
simpsons or futurama?
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Simpsons
Wiggum or Flanders?
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flanders!
lenny or karl?
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Lenny
Patty or Selma?
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selma!
sideshow bob or sideshow mel?
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Mel
Mel B or Mel C?
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mel c! (the one who can sorta sing)
emma or geri?
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Geri
George Michael or Elton John?
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george michael!
boy george or jimmy somerville?
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Boy George.
Red pen or blue pen?
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red pen
paul daniels or david blaine?
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Paul Daniels
Debbie McGee or Jackie O?
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Debbie McGee.
Marilyn Monroe or Marilyn Manson?
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Monroe
GMTV or TV-AM?
-
tv-am!
tsw or lwt?
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LWT
Blind Date or Surprise Surprise?
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blind date (they both suck, but surprise surprise loses here for all that schmaltz)
anneka rice or annabel croft?
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Anneka Rice (bring back Treasure Hunt!)
Spag Bol or Chilli?
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Chilli
Chickpeas or butter beans?
-
Chickpeas
Long hair or short hair?
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long hair!
elvis presley or elvis costello?
-
Costello
Rolled or folded?
-
rolled
sausage rolls or cornish pasties?
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Don't eat either, but I suppose cornish pasties
Sofas or chaise-longes?
-
Sofas
Leather or 'other materials'?
-
Other materials
Swede or Turnip?
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Swede
Swedish or Norwegian?
-
Swedish
Jan Vermeer or Jan Van Eyck?
-
Vermeer

Curtains or blinds?
-
Curtains
Mercury or Venus?
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Venus
Suitcases or Holdalls?
-
Holdalls
Semolina pudding or rice pudding (when done in the oven)
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semolina!
tapioca or custard?
-
Custard
Pudding or dessert?
-
dessert!
strawberry ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
-
Chocolate ice cream.
Smoked bacon or unsmoked bacon?
-
Smoked bacon.
Red sauce or brown sauce?
-
Red Sauce
Chips or Pizza ?
-
Pizza
Black olives or Green olives?
Cherry_Ripe2007-03-19 13:46:16
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black olives
Coke or Pepsi?
-
Coke (but it has to be cherry)

Marmalade or Jam?
-
(i agree - definitely cherry)
marmalade
toast or fried bread?
-
Toast
Cheers or Bottoms up?
-
cheers!
adios or hasta la vista?
-
Hasta la vista (gotta love that terminator)

Arnie or Sylvester Stallone?
-
arnie! (tough choice though.)
david tennant or christopher eccleston?
-
Eccleston
Austen or Bronte?
-
Eccleston
Ooh I think the other one is cuter.

Austen.
Comics or serious newspapers?
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comics!
donald sutherland or kiefer sutherland?
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Kiefer
Lost Boys or Goonies?
-
Goonies! (but only just)
'Chunk' or 'Data'?
-
Chunk
Bring it Back being made sticky or this thread being made sticky?
-
THIS thread being made sticky!
jam donuts of ring donuts?
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Jam doughnuts
Mars bar or Snickers bar?
-
Snickers Bar
Lost or CSI

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Lost
Hello Kitty or Miffy?
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Miffy
Papa Smurf or Smurfette?
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smurfette!
dr. who or primeval?
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dr who
strictly come dancing or dancing on ice?
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dancing on ice (but they both suck!)
simon cowell or louis walsh?
-
louis walsh (but they both suck!)

A not so hot night out with a great looking date or a great night out with a not so hot looking date?
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great night out with not so hot!
michael keaton's batman or christian bale's batman?
-
Michael Keaton
A shower or a bath?
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Bath
Angel or Buffy ?

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Angel
Simpsons or South Park?
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Simpsons
Trains or Planes?
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trains
bikes or tandems?
wjp6662007-03-22 17:52:46
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Tandems (much more cosy)

BBC or ITV?
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itv (only because you don't need a license to watch it)
channel 5 or sky one?
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Ooh that's a tough one.
Channel 5
Jack Klugman or Richard Widmark?
-
Quincy (Jack Klugman) every time. (watching the re-runs on ITV3 at the moment.)
Elizabeth Taylor or Joan Collins?
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joan collins
Dynasty or Dallas?
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Dynasty
Sable Colby or Caress Morrell?
-
sable!
JR getting shot or Fallon getting kidnapped by aliens?
-
the alines it make more since!
Why not:
sex with one person or two
-
one! (believe me - the other way never works!)
gorillas or chimps?
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chimps - look at teh pg tips
window XP or Windows vista
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xp! (new things scare me)
super nintendo or sega megadrive?
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Sega Megadrive (Oh the wasted hours!)
Straight hair or curly?
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Curly
Hats or scarves?
-
scarves
umbrellas or getting wet?
-
Getting wet
Walking or cycling?
-
Walking
Lions or Tigers?
-
Tigers
Rhinos or hippos?
-
Hippos
Ostriches or Emus?
-
Ostriches.
With summer almost here (my glass is always half full

)
Tan or no tan?
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Tan
Plastic or plasticine?
-
Plastic
Cinema or DVD?
-
cinema!
vinyl record or audio cassette?
-
Vinyl record
Biro or Gel pen?
-
Gel pen
Strength or Stamina?
-
Strength.
PJ's or nightshirt?
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PJ's
Thongs or shorts?
-
Shorts
Students or Teachers?
-
Students
Blankets or duvets?
-
Blankets
Being too hot or being too cold?
-
Too hot
Ikea or Habitat?
-
Ikea
Folded clothes or hanging clothes?
-
Hanging
Unpleasant knowledge or blissful ignorance?
-
Blissful ignorance.
Roses or Lillies?
-
Roses
Wooing or stalking?
-
Stalking
Binoculars or Night-vision goggles?
-
Night-vision goggles
Soup or sandwiches ?
-
Soup
Toast or cereal?
-
Toast
Sweet muffins or Savoury muffins?
-
Sweet
Soda bread or sour dough?
-
soda bread
tea-cakes or hot-cross buns?
-
Hot cross buns
Mickey or Minnie?
-
Mickey
Toothache or earrache?
-
earache
latte or mocca?
-
Latte
Ovaltine or Horlicks?
-
ovaltine!
Metallica or Tenacious-D?
-
Metallica
Curtains or blinds?
-
curtains!
net curtains or bare window?
-
Bare windows
Pants or a bare arse?
-
bare ass.
cats or dogs?
-
Cats
Rats or mice?
-
mice
hamsters or gerbils?
-
Gerbils
Polo necks or fleeces?
-
fleeces
The Great Escape or The Dirty Dozen?
-
Great Escape
Tunnels or Bridges?
-
bridges
sunset or sunrise?
-
Sunrise
Full moon or new moon?
-
Full moon
Bardot or Monroe?
-
Monroe
KYTV or The Day Today?
-
The Day Today
Tittybangbang or Man Stroke Woman?
-
Tittybangbang
Poundland or 99p Shop?
-
99p Shop
Chickpeas or butter beans?
-
Butter beans
Prawns or lobster?
-
Lobster
Barbeques or Buffets?
-
Buffets
Motorway service station food or Airline food?
-
Motorway service station food(airline food is freaky its all exactly the same)
Victoria Beckham or Jade Goody

?
-
Jade Goody
Pigs or Cows?
-
Pigs.
Oscar de la Hoya or Floyd Mayweather jr?
-
Floyd Mayweather jr
Red corner or Blue corner?
-
Red corner
The Scottish accent or the Welsh accent?
-
Scottish accent
The high road or The low road?
-
The high road
George I or the Old Pretender?
-
How could anyone prefer Floyd Mayweather jr over Oscar de la Hoya though. (he will win though)
-
George 1
Languages or Science?
-
Science
Over-time or time in luei
-
Overtime (not that I get any
)
Spam or corned beef?
-
Corned beef
Hockey or Netball?
-
hockey!
basketball or baseball?
-
How could anyone prefer Floyd Mayweather jr over Oscar de la Hoya though. (he will win though)
Who the bloody hell are they?
-
one of them is a boxer im sure im to lazy to look up if the other one is.
baseball
cadburys or galaxy?
-
Cadbury
Mars Planets or Minstrels?
-
Never had Mars Planets but I don't like Minstrels so Planets it is.
Scones with jam and cream or chocolate eclairs?
-
Scones
Raisins or Peanuts?
-
peanuts
peanut butter and jam sandwich or peanut butter and nutella sandwich?
-
How could anyone prefer Floyd Mayweather jr over Oscar de la Hoya though. (he will win though)
Who the bloody hell are they?
They are fighting on May 5th. It is going to be the highest grossing and most viewed boxing event of all time.
-
peanut & jam!
being a rich prostitute OR being a broke nun?
-
A rich prostitute.
Soft ballads or loud rock?
-
loud rock
Vanilla Ice OR vanilla ice cream?
-
Vanilla ice cream
Noddy and Big-Ears or Noddy Holder?
-
Noddy Holder
Beatles or Beetles?
-
Beatles
Petula Clark or the NCP car park?
-
Petula Clark
Mint Sauce or Horseradish Sauce?
-
Mint sauce
Fish or chicken?
-
Chicken.
Curry or gravy?
-
Curry
Petrol or Diesel?
-
Petrol
Hand made or mass produced?
-
Hand made
Phil or Grant?
-
Grant
Email or texts?
-
texts
sugar puffs or cornflakes?
-
Cornflakes
muffins or cake?
-
Cake
Ovens or microwaves?
-
Ovens
Sliced bread or bread rolls?
-
Bread rolls
Rules or anarchy?
-
Rules
Classic FM or Classic Gold?
-
Classic FM
Jim and Dot or Jack and Vera?
-
Jack & Vera
Columbo or Monk?
-
Monk
Magic tricks or mind control?
-
Mind control
Taking work home or taking work's stationery home?
-
Taking stationery

Pawn shops or porn shops?
-
Pawn shops
Chess or Scrabble?
-
Scrabble
Rats or cats?
-
Cats
Books or Magazines?
-
Magazines
Crossword or Sudoku?
-
Sudoku
Toyah Wilcox or Paula Wilcox?
-
Paula Wilcox
Dame Edna Everidge or Lily Savage?
-
Lily Savage
The loony left or the extreme right?
-
The loony left.
Beans on toast or spaghetti hoops?
-
Beans
Haagen Dazs or Ben and Jerry's?
-
Ben and Jerry's
Galaxy milk chocolate or CDM?
-
CDM
Marble or Liaison?
-
Marble (Yumm)

Chocolate muffin or chocolate cookie ?
-
Muffin
Moose or Deer?
-
Moose
Moose or Mousse?
-
Moose
Canada or America?
-
America
Letitia Dean or Steed Marlbranque?
-
Letita Dean
Lilo Lil of 'Bread' fame or Viscount Linley?
-
Viscount Linley
Peters & Lee or chas n Dave ?
-
Chas 'n Dave (Gertcha!)
Sunday roast at lunchtime or evening?
-
Lunchtime (not that I ever eat a roast!)
The disturbing new Cravendale advert or the annoying old one ('the cows want it back')?
-
both
shell suits or rara skirts?
-
Ra-ra skirts
Jam tarts or cheap tarts?
-
jam tarts
gas meter readers or postmen?
-
Postmen
Wearing a bra or calling people 'bra'?
-
calling people bra
Fruits or Vegetables?
-
Fruit
Tumble drying or line drying?
-
line drying
line dancing or tap dancing?
-
Tap
Gold or silver?
-
Gold
Rubies or Emeralds?
-
Rubies
Sapphires or topaz?
-
topaz
leather or fur?
-
Leather
A feather or the weather?
-
Weather
Primark or New Look?
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New Look
Topshop or River Island?
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Topshop
Incey-bwahh or Smurfbwahh
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neither
forum members trying to be wacky or forum members acting their age?
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Forum members acting their age.
Murray Mints or Werther's Original?
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Murray Mints (too good to hurry mints!)
Pret a Manger or Benjy's?
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Pret a Manger
Diary or Filofax?
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diary
lindt bunnies or cream eggs?
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Creme eggs
Turnips or swedes?
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turnips!
scarecrows OR attaching those free AOL discs to your crops to scare birds away
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Using the free discs. Well you have to find something to do with 'em.

Sweet Peas or Roses?
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roses
roast potatoes or mashed?
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Mashed
Eggshell or eggplant?
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eggplant
frozen yorkshire puds or home made?
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home made (when they don't 'sink')
roast chicken or roast beef?
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Roast beef
Mint sauce or apple sauce?
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Apple sauce
A horse or a porsche?
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horse!
camels or llamas?
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llamas
tizer or irn bru?
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Tizer
Wearing what suits you or being fashionable?
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what suits you
nike or adidas?
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Not fond of either, but Adidas at a push
Shoes or trainers?
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trainers!
sandals or flip-flops?
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Sandals
Sand or pebbles?
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pebbles (easier to pick out of your sandwiches
)
gold or silver?
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Silver
Necklaces or bracelets?
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bracelets
hand-woven friendship bracelets OR those charity rubber bracelet thingies?
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Handwoven friendship bracelets (I can still make those, I think!)
Simon or Garfunkel?
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Simon
French or Saunders?
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French
Miniature golf or proper golf?
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Miniature
Miniature watercolours or mini eggs?
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mini eggs
Superman or Spiderman?
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Superman
Lemon or lime?
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lime
muffins or crumpets?
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muffins
jam or marmalade?
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Jam
Ham or spam?
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Ham
Blueberries or Raspberries?
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Raspberries
Apricots or peaches?
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Apricots
Broccoli or runner beans?
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Broccoli
Spinach or rocket?
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spinach
Popeye OR Bluto?
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Popeye
Olive Oyl or olive oil?
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olive oil
butter or lard?
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butter
cake or biscuit?
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cake!
custard creams OR bourbons?
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Bourbons
Pink wafers or iced rings?
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iced rings
choccy nuts or choccy raisons?
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Raisins
Currants or sultanas?
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sultanas
peaches or apricots?
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We've had that.
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zoe ball or claudia winkleman?
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Zoe Ball
Johnny Ball or Michael Ball?
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michael
Paul O'Grady or Des O'Connor?
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Paul O'Grady
Janice or Leanne?
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Janice
butter or margarine?
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marg
wonder woman OR daisy duke?
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wonder woman
the incredible hulk or six million dollar man?
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Incredible Hulk
Fraggles or Hoobs?
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Fraggles
Gummi bears or Care bears?
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Care Bears
Strawberry Shortcake or Rainbow Brite?
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Strawberry Shortcake
The Wuzzells or the Snorks?
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Snorks
Smurfs or Flumps?
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Smurfs
Erik Satie or Claude Debussy
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Smurfs
Erik Satie or Claude Debussy?
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Debussy
Red Rum or Desert Orchid?
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Red Rum
Linford Christie or Lynford Arboretum?
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Lynford Arboretum?
Blackpool Illuminations or Blackpool rock?
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It's near Brandon in Norfolk. Lots of nice trees.
Blackpool rock (just)
Nicholas Parsons or Des O'Connor?
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Des
Des O' Connor or Tom O' Connor?
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Tom O'Connor
The Weakest Link or Deal or No Deal?
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Weakest Link
Driving a van or opening a can?
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Opening a can
Saturday mornings or Sunday mornings?
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Sunday mornings
Friday nights or Saturday nights?
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Friday Nights
Summer holiday or Winter holiday?
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Summer Holiday
Mr T. Or Gordan the Goofer ?

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Gordon the Gopher.
Blue Thunder or Airwolf?
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(yay! when was this topic made sticky?)
airwolf
americans or canadians?
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(yay! when was this topic made sticky?)
When I got promoted to mod-dom.
Canadians
Horses for courses or different strokes for different folks?
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Smurfy do you think it is right to make your own threads sticky? I've never done that.
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Horses for courses or different strokes for different folks?
Different strokes for different folks (after all, it takes diff'rent strokes to move the world, yes it does.)
"What you talkin' about Willis?"
or
"I pity the fool"?
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" I pity the fool"

Quit your jibber jabber!
or
Dont make me open a can of whoop ass!
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Quit your jibber jabber
'D'oh!' or 'Aye Carumba!'
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Smurfy do you think it is right to make your own threads sticky? I've never done that.
Maybe you never had a good enough thread 
WJP and 623 have both requested it be made sticky in the past, so I obliged. 'Tis the will of the people.
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Smurfy do you think it is right to make your own threads sticky? I've never done that.
Maybe you never had a good enough thread 
You obviously like living dangerously Smurfy!

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'D'oh!' or 'Aye Carumba!'
D'oh!
Otto Mann or Apu Nahasapeemapetilon?
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Otto Mann - of couse Dude

Dweeb or geek ?
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Dweeb
Nerds or Push-Pops?
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Push-Pops
Sweetie dummy or Sweetie whistle?
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Sweetie Dummy

Apple or pear ?
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Pear
A nice juicy pear or a nice juicy pair (a' la Carry On films)?
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nice jucy pair
navels or blood oranges?
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Blood orange
Yellow grapefruit segments or pink grapefruit segments?
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pink
Lucozade Original or New Lucozade Apple?
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Not tried the apple, so I'll say original for now
Appletise or Apple Tango?
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(apple 'zade is very nice)
appletise(r)
lager or cider?
wjp6662007-05-19 00:31:56
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Lager
Lager or bitter?
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lager
philadelphia or dairylea?
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Dairylea
Wagon wheels or Penguins?
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wagon wheels
kitkats or breakaways?
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KitKat
Kitekat or Whiskas?
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Whiskas
Pedigree chum or Pal?
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Pedigree Chum
Mr Dog or Caesar?
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Caesar
Walkies or Bath-time ?

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Walkies
Walk the walk or talk the talk?
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Walk the walk
Walking after midnight or walking on the moon?
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Walking after midnight
A pumpkin or a coach?
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A coach
A glass slipper or a glass eye?
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Glass slipper
Ugly sister or wicked aunt?
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Ugly sister
An elephant's foot or a vanilla slice?
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Vanilla slice
Cream horn or French horn?
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cream horn
tall, dark and ugly or small short and handsome?
loulou2007-05-22 18:46:55
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small, short and handsome
UFO or Bad Company?
bounty hunter2007-05-22 19:37:46
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UFO
gas or electric?
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Electric
Nuclear power station or wind farm?
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Wind Farm

Attack of the killer tomatoes or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
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Turtles
Little Shop of Horrors or Honey I Shrunk the Kids?
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Little shop of horrors
Ben Turpin or Harold Lloyd?
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Harold Lloyd
Adverts at the cinema or Movie trailers?
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Movie Trailers
Popcorn or Ice-cream?
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popcorn
twiglets or pringles?
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Pringles
Australia or New Zealand?
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New Zealand
Rhubarb and custard or strawberries and cream?
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Strawberries and cream
Rhubarb and custard or Roobarb and Custard?
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Rhubard and custard
Supermarket produce or pick your own?
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PYO
strawberries or gooseberries?
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strawberries
spring onions or radishes?
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Spring onions
Fresh or frozen?
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fresh
Eastenders or Coronation street?
loulou2007-05-27 18:37:10
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Coronation Street.
Steve or Liz MacDonald??
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Steve
Phil or Grant Mitchell?
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Oh what a choice. LOL
Erm eeny meeny miney.....Grant, no Phil, yeah Phil.
Pat Butcher or Peggy Mitchell?
Tee Hee.
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Pat Butcher
Big, dangly earrings or small, stud earrings?
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Dangly
Necklaces or bracelets?
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Necklaces
Ankle chain or toe ring?
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toe ring (my mam says ankle chains are for prostitutes)
diamonds or pearls?
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Diamonds
Butlins or Butlers?
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Butlers
Jeeves or Wooster?
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Wooster
The right breeding or the right bank balance?
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Breeding
Tesco points or Airmiles?
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Tesco points
Tesco or Asda?
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Tesco
Belgium or the Netherlands?
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Netherlands
The Queen of Hearts or making tarts?
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making tarts
little bo peep or baa baa black sheep?
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Little Bo Peep
The Hound of the Baskervilles or Tess of the Durbevilles?
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Hound of the Baskervilles
Sherlock Holmes or Kelly Holmes?
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Sherlock
murder mysteries or romantic dramas?
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Murder mysteries
Candlestick or Lead piping?
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Candlestick
Cluedo or Monopoly?
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Cluedo
Board games or card games?
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Board games
Jigsaws (the ones you put together) or jigsaws (the workman's tool)?
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Nat King Cole or Al Jolson?
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You haven't answered the last one.
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The game jigsaws.
Al Jolson or Nat King Cole?
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Nat King Cole
Charlie Chaplin or Jimmy Durante?
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Charlie Chaplin
Top hats or Bowler hats?
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bowler
baseball caps round the right way or baseball caps round the wrong way?
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Round the right way
Driving on the left or driving on the right?
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The left
Left of centre or leftfield?
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leftfield
giants or midgets?
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Midgets
Pretty girls with nice round bottoms and small breasts or pretty girls with flat bottoms and big breasts?
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round and small
spiderman or superman?
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superman
jaguar or porsche?
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Jaguar
Jaguars or Panthers?
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Panthers
Lotto or bingo?
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Lotto
Lotto or getting blotto?
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blotto!
keith harris and orville the duck OR keith harris and cuddles the monkey?
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Orville
Green or Blue?
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green
gold or white gold?
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White gold
Layered hair or layering your clothes?
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layering clothes
lumberjack shirts or blue denim shirts?
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Denim
Lace or chiffon?
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lace
lycra or rubber?
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Lycra
Leotards or shell suits?
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leotards
billy joel or gerry rafferty?
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Billy Joel
Uptown or Downtown?
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Uptown.
Day trips or Night life?
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Day trips
Arctic or Antarctic?
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Antarctic (no Polar Bears
)
Tents or caravans?
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Tents
Glastonbury or Woodstock?
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Woodstock
Clean-shaven or stubbly?
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Clean shaven
Shaken or stirred?
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Shaken
Really fat people or really thin people?
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Really fat people
cherries or plums?
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Cherries

Custard or ice cream?
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Ice Cream
Wine or Vodka
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Vodka
Skiing or snowboarding?
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Skiing
Galaxy or Ripple
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Ripple
Muscles or Mr Muscle?
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Muscles
Common Hornbeam var. fastiagata or Indian Bean Tree?
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ummm.... Hornbeam!
Big Brother this year OR Big Brother last year?
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Big Brother this year (cos of the twins)
Halley's Comet in 1066 or the Battle of Agincourt?
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Halley's Comet
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Matalan
Hard ons or danglers?
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Man, you need to forget the twins.
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Hrmph!
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bounty would you really rather go to Matalan than Milan?
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danglers - well whilst bounty hunter is watchin the twins anyway.
Bart or homer
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bounty would you really rather go to Matalan than Milan?
I like Matalan. If you'd have said Florence or Rome, well... but Milan? Naaah
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danglers - well whilst bounty hunter is watchin the twins anyway.
Bart or homer
Yes, and you could always put them in school uniforms!
Bart.
Guatemala or Honduras?
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Honduras.
Coke or Vimto?
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Vimto
Ducklings or Goslings?
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ducklings
walt disney or enid blyton?
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Enid Blyton
Puppies or kittens?
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Puppies
headache or bellyache
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headache
toothache or earache?
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Shouldn't this be on which is worse?
Earache
Emma Watson or Kelsey-Beth Crossley?
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Does this game have rules?
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I don't know, I haven't seen any why?
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Shouldn't this be on which is worse?
Earache
Emma Watson or Kelsey-Beth Crossley?
It will have to be Kelsey-Beth; she's a terrible actress, but I haven't seen Emma Watson in anything so she might be worse!
No knickers or no bra?
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ooh a toughy - no knickers
Friday after work or Sat morning lie ins
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Friday after work
Crossword or Sudoku?
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crossword
a pizza with a glass of wine or a kebab and some beer?
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Pizza and wine (although I'd choose pizza and beer if I could mix and match)
Sculptures or portraits?
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This is tricky.what is the sculpture of?
ok i'll go for sculptures.
poached egg on toast or soft boiled egg with soldiers?
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Poached egg on toast.
Blue Peter or Magpie?
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Blue Peter
Swap shop or Tiswas?
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tiswas
Blue or green?
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Green
Dancing with the stars or Baby ballroom?
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Haven't seen either, but will go for Dancing with the Stars.
Edinburgh or London?
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London
Black cab or minicab?
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Black cab.
Smart car or Mini One?
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Mini One
Mini skirt or Maxi dress?
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Erm.... LOL
Mini skirt
Hot pants or stockings and suspenders?
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Hot pants (isn't he spongebobs friend?)
brandy or baileys?
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Bailey's
Angel Delight or Dream Topping?
-
angel delight
blancmange or mousse
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Mousse
Sunny weather when you're working or wet weather when you're on holiday?
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Sunny weather when you're working
soy sauce or worcester sauce?
-
Worcester Sauce
Crisps or Cereal?
-
i think we should revive this game...
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Crisps
White or wholemeal?
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Wholemeal
Sliced bread or bread rolls?
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Rolls
Trains or trams?
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trams
brains or prams?
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Brains
Drains or drams?
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drains
cranes or shams?
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Cranes
Rhyming with previous answers or any old bollocks?
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Any old bollocks
Frasier or Friends?
-
Tough but Friends just edges it
Friends or Will and Grace?
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ugh! neither! but i'll say 'will and grace' because i hate 'friends' more.
'lost' or '24'?
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hate both but hate lost slightly less.
eastenders or the bill?
-
Eastenders
Ricky or Bianca?
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Bianca
Bringing back old characters or inventing new ones?
-
Bringing back old characters
Strictly dancing or x factor?
-
X Factor
CDM Double Choc or CDM Creme Egg?
-
double choc
Tunes or Lockets?
-
Tunes
Chickenpox or Shingles?
-
chickenpox
chicken or fish?
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Don't eat either, but if we're talking as creatures rather than food I'll say fish
Spam or corned beef?
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corned beef
cauli or brocoli?
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broccoli
turnip or parsnip?
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Parsnip
Swede or carrot?
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carrot
toasted teacake or crumpets?
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Toasted teacake
Lipstick or powder paint?
-
lipstick
manicure or pedicure?
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Manicure
Hair extensions or hair dye?
-
hair dye
false nails or false eyelashes?
-
Nails
Muller Rice or Muller Light?
-
muller light
cheddar or edam?
-
Edam
The past or the future?
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Future
DVD recorder or Sky plus?
-
DVD recorder
Chopsticks or rice spoons?
-
rice spoons
pasta or potatoes?
-
Potatoes
Digital watch or analogue watch?
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analogue
grandfather clock or cuckoo clock?
-
Cuckoo clock
Looking after a baby or looking after someone elderly?