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Chat => General => Topic started by: roseman on May 30, 2005, 09:28:50 am

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: roseman on May 30, 2005, 09:28:50 am

Side-effects of smoking!


Smoking has been linked directly to sexual dysfunction in men, and it's believed to have a similar effect in women. One noted urologist, speaking on the news program 60 Minutes, said when he sees a man smoking, he wonders when -- not if -- he will experience erectile dysfunction.


Smoking causes a fatty build-up in the blood vessels. These fatty deposits result in narrowing and blockage of the blood vessels. If the blood supply in blood vessels that lead to the brain are blocked, the surrounding brain cells will die resulting in a stroke.


The moment you light up your cigarette, thousands of poisonous chemicals in the cigarette smoke enter your body and get absorbed into the bloodstream. Some of them damage the lining of the blood vessels by making the blood vessel walls sticky and hence causing them to collect tiny fatty deposits that float in the bloodstream. The more you smoke, the more the deposits build up.


Similar adverse effects take place when the blood vessels leading to our heart are blocked by fatty deposits. This cuts off the blood supply to the heart muscles. As a result, the tissue in that area will die and hence, a heart attack occurs


Even if you smoke a few cigarettes a day, you are destroying the natural defences of millions of your lung cells. Quitting smoking is the only way to stop the damage.


Quit now for your own good: Save life, save money,,


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Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: oldspice on May 30, 2005, 10:32:27 am
Any dire warnings for us about the effect of eating chocolate ? Any product available that will make the taste, smell and texture of chocolate revolting? I'm sure someone has a product to SELL out there somewhere.
Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: gbliz on May 30, 2005, 12:16:31 pm
Quote from: roseman

. One noted urologist, speaking on the news program 60 Minutes, said when he sees a man smoking, he wonders when -- not if -- he will experience erectile dysfunction.



 


that must be an awful problem, to think about other mens erections all the time

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: on May 30, 2005, 12:35:15 pm

Feel free to advertise yourself, why don't you!

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: oldspice on May 30, 2005, 01:36:17 pm

You know when those annoying people phone you on a Friday night and tell you their name is Jason, even though you know they are calling from Bombay and want you to change from Eastern Electric to British Gas? Well, if you find it an intrusion like I do you can start having some fun instead of pandering to their intrusive cold calling. When they ask for me I ask them to hold on a moment, put the phone on hold and then yell "mother!!!!!" as loud as I can. I then walk away from the phone a little and pretend to be "mother":


"I can't come now, the donkey's got loose again!"


This is followed by the kids making donkey noises and "mother" yelling "Dobbin! Dobbin come here at once! Oh No Dobbin! Leave granddad alone! Dobbin!".


I then return breathless to the phone and tell "Jason" that "mother" (me) cannot come to the phone as the donkey has attacked grandad again.


They always say very politely that they will phone back when it's more convenient!!

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: goldencup on May 30, 2005, 02:33:21 pm

And do they?


I find it less trouble (but considerably less fun!) to simply register with the Telephone Preference Service.

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: loulou on May 30, 2005, 03:41:37 pm
I find it easy just to hang up on them.
Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: oldspice on May 30, 2005, 04:23:12 pm
Yes, you can hang up, and I have done, but on a Friday night they deserve some fun to be had from them for disturbing my evening. Last week one of the pests phoned just as I'd sat down to watch the Liverpool game. I told them Elvis Presley had just covered me in peanut butter and was waiting to lick it off!
Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: loulou on May 30, 2005, 04:37:26 pm
 I might try that one.
Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: on May 30, 2005, 09:32:04 pm

Quote from: oldspice
Yes, you can hang up, and I have done, but on a Friday night they deserve some fun to be had from them for disturbing my evening. Last week one of the pests phoned just as I'd sat down to watch the Liverpool game. I told them Elvis Presley had just covered me in peanut butter and was waiting to lick it off!


UH-HUH

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: loulou on May 30, 2005, 10:01:56 pm
Paulham do you gyrate your hips as you do that?
Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: on May 30, 2005, 10:07:26 pm
Yes mam
Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: kevvosa on May 30, 2005, 10:47:55 pm
 When they call me I usually say
hang on a minute I have to turn the iron off, and then put the phone
down and forget about it.

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: kevvosa on May 30, 2005, 10:49:00 pm
That is, put the phone down in a way that means they're still there waiting for me. 
Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: on May 30, 2005, 11:06:43 pm

If it's a nice lady who rings I always chat them up.  I tell them they have a sexy voice and ask them if they are busy tomorrow night.  This always throws them off track and they tend to say things like... 'oh actually, I've got another customer waiting, I'll er... ring you back.


It never fails.

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: cinabar on May 30, 2005, 11:49:41 pm
Quote from: goldencup

And do they?


I find it less trouble (but considerably less fun!) to simply register with the Telephone Preference Service.



Yep, best thing ever.


Went from 4-5 annoying advertising phone calls per day, to err... none. Yep not one since I registered. It stopped the very next day. And its all free, just a tiny simple online form.


http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/


 

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: loulou on May 31, 2005, 12:29:59 am

Quote from: paulham
Yes mam


Yes ma'am.

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: loulou on May 31, 2005, 12:31:04 am
Quote from: bounty hunter

If it's a nice lady who rings I always chat them up.  I tell them they have a sexy voice and ask them if they are busy tomorrow night.  This always throws them off track and they tend to say things like... 'oh actually, I've got another customer waiting, I'll er... ring you back.


It never fails.



So someone rings your house offering you house insurance and you start heavy breathing and asking her what she's wearing. Why am I not surprised.

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: on May 31, 2005, 01:13:10 pm
Quote from: loulou

Quote from: paulham
Yes mam


Yes ma'am.



I could just say you are like the mother figure on here, but actually as I typed I knew it wasn't correct but could not think why as it isn't something I would normally write.

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: chocolate chick on May 31, 2005, 04:17:34 pm
I usually hang up...but I might try some alternative methods having read this thread



I like your idea oldspice, very funny
Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: loulou on May 31, 2005, 08:07:14 pm
I might ask them to hang on for a minute and then time them to see how long they hang on for.
Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: chocolate chick on June 01, 2005, 11:04:51 am

Title: friendly reminder for everybody
Post by: smurfboy on June 01, 2005, 02:15:25 pm
Yep, that's a good one - say you're 'just popping them on hold' and play someone murdering Schubert down the phone at them for half an hour.