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Chat => General => Topic started by: smurfboy on May 11, 2005, 02:25:15 pm

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: smurfboy on May 11, 2005, 02:25:15 pm

Is Mr Wall there please?

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 11, 2005, 02:27:04 pm

Who?

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: kevvosa on May 11, 2005, 03:31:54 pm

NO.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 11, 2005, 04:34:04 pm

Maybe he is, Maybe he isn't.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 11, 2005, 04:55:44 pm

If he is, he can't hear you.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 11, 2005, 05:19:25 pm

Quote from: smurfboy

Is Mr Wall there please?

Hold on I'm just putting you on  hold........................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .Sorry can't find him.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 11, 2005, 05:21:13 pm

To speak to an advisor who will not be English speaking press 1

To speak to yourself press 2

To listen to some nice music then be cut off press 3

 

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: smurfboy on May 11, 2005, 05:35:55 pm

What about Mrs Wall?

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 11, 2005, 05:53:38 pm

What about her?

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: smurfboy on May 11, 2005, 05:54:05 pm

Is she there?

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 11, 2005, 05:56:54 pm

Who's calling?

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: goldencup on May 11, 2005, 05:58:44 pm

I'm afraid I can't tell you because of Data Protection

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: smurfboy on May 11, 2005, 06:01:03 pm

Quote from: loulou

Who's calling?

Mr S. Murfboy.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 11, 2005, 06:02:41 pm

This information is on a needs to know basis. Do you really need to know?

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: goldencup on May 11, 2005, 06:04:00 pm

And if you do, we'll quote Data Protection at you again.  Unless it's Freedom of Information of course.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: smurfboy on May 11, 2005, 06:04:01 pm

Look, are any of the Walls there at all?

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 11, 2005, 06:05:00 pm

Looks like you hit a brick wall smurfboy.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: smurfboy on May 11, 2005, 06:14:46 pm

I know - it's so hard to get to speak to them.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: oldspice on May 11, 2005, 07:03:45 pm

Cos if there are no walls there - what's holding the building up!

The old ones are the best.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: goldencup on May 11, 2005, 08:10:17 pm

Awwww, poor Smurfboy's missed out on the punchline!

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 12, 2005, 01:04:50 am

Sausages

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on May 12, 2005, 08:57:28 am

Truprint

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: kevvosa on May 12, 2005, 10:46:30 am

I  sausages

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: chocolate chick on May 12, 2005, 11:02:54 am

mmmm sausages

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: smurfboy on May 12, 2005, 11:24:35 am

Mr Wall has left the building

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: chocolate chick on May 12, 2005, 12:45:10 pm

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: kevvosa on May 12, 2005, 02:29:49 pm

Oh nooooo

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 12, 2005, 11:20:35 pm

I never eat sausages or burgers.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: chocolate chick on May 13, 2005, 11:21:13 am

I can't remember the last time I ate burgers but I do eat sausages.
Probably about once a month. I prefer ham, chicken or tuna. 

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: smurfboy on May 13, 2005, 01:36:23 pm

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: chocolate chick on May 13, 2005, 02:41:22 pm

What?

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: smurfboy on May 13, 2005, 03:08:52 pm

I couldn't see how we'd got on to sausages - then I realised, Walls

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 13, 2005, 04:43:31 pm

I mainly eat chicken or tuna.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: oldspice on May 13, 2005, 07:53:03 pm

I eat chicken but I hate tuna. I hate pork and don't eat very much meat at all. I enjoy a good sausage with mash and onion gravy though. 

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: goldencup on May 13, 2005, 07:56:46 pm

I have to say the mercury levels in tuna concern me a little.  My uncle does a lot of fishing in South Africa and he won't eat it anymore.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: Bunny on May 14, 2005, 10:17:53 am

I love sardines.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 14, 2005, 03:10:25 pm

I can't touch sardines or pilchards. They frighten me as does tinned meat. My friend opens a tin of ham and washes it under the cold water to get all that vile jelly off it.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: goldencup on May 14, 2005, 06:15:52 pm

Reminds me of a Spike Milligan poem:

A baby sardine saw her first submarine

She was scared and watched through a peephole

Oh come come come, said the sardine's mum

It's only a tin full of people

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: kevvosa on May 16, 2005, 12:28:15 am

I like mackerel but I hate sardines and pilchards. 

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: on May 16, 2005, 11:05:26 am

I had lots of herrings in Norway.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: chocolate chick on May 16, 2005, 12:58:13 pm

Quote from: kevvosa

I  sausages

So do I but only if they are good quality. Asda do Extra Special Sausages with bacon and cheese in

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: smurfboy on May 16, 2005, 01:11:57 pm

I don't trust sausages. They're full of lips and arseholes, and the rest is all cereal

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 17, 2005, 01:26:22 pm

Sausage is all the scraps of the floor.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: smurfboy on May 17, 2005, 02:40:08 pm

It's like in some Indian restaurants when you see 'meat curry' on the menu. If I was a meat eater, I'd like to know what particular meat I'm eating!

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: chocolate chick on May 17, 2005, 04:43:13 pm

Quote from: smurfboy

It's like in some Indian restaurants when you see 'meat
curry' on the menu. If I was a meat eater, I'd like to know what
particular meat I'm eating!

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: kevvosa on May 17, 2005, 06:42:03 pm

Extra special sausages are nice, I dont like cheap Walls crappy susages.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 18, 2005, 12:22:55 am

Quote from: smurfboy

It's like in some Indian restaurants when you see 'meat curry' on the menu. If I was a meat eater, I'd like to know what particular meat I'm eating!

cat, dog, monkey, donkey, horse, goat.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: loulou on May 18, 2005, 12:23:22 am

Stick with the prawn madras.

Title: Mr Wall
Post by: chocolate chick on May 18, 2005, 11:48:32 am

Quote from: kevvosa

Extra special sausages are nice, I dont like cheap Walls crappy susages.

Thats' what I mean. Proper sausages