I john Artichoke Edmund Yarrow, being the deputy assistant acting returning officer hereby declare the following result in the aforementioned constituency.
Lou Lou (cute party) 8,221
Robbie (Tupperware party) 94
Paulham (The best party I've ever been to party) 1,325
Bounty (Ann Summer's party) 186,274
Oldspice (Official chocolate party) 97,125
Bounty is duly elected member (oooer) for Cocoa south
Just because I'm a Chelsea fan....
And lots of yogurt for me and Loulou!
bounty where are the votes for goldencup, choc chick and smurfboy?
We all stood in Cocoa North!

Ah well, with Bounty getting in at least it won't be a well hung parliament.
At least cos you didn't get in it wont be a rotten borough.
if I want to.....
At least cos you didn't get in it wont be a rotten borough.
How very Chav of you.
U mus do gooder english than that.
ilet
You will always find me in the kitchen at parties.
