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Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 25, 2005, 12:25:50 pm

... You can't have a night out with friends without going for a meal.


Come on all, let's have your suggestions...

Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: chocolate chick on April 25, 2005, 12:32:45 pm
The first thing you do when you get home is put the news on. ITV News though. Can't be doing with BBC News.



And you start to enjoy Watch Dog, Tonight with Trevor McDonald and Antiques Roadshow!


Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: loulou on April 25, 2005, 01:07:53 pm
..you get drunk much quicker than you used to and start wearing a jacket to go out .
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: chocolate chick on April 25, 2005, 01:09:41 pm
I take a cardigan 'just in case'



I have a packet of tissues in my bag!


Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: loulou on April 25, 2005, 01:15:08 pm
...........you start agreeing with your parents.
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 25, 2005, 02:37:35 pm
You find you're watching 'Rosemary and Thyme' - and enjoying it...
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: chocolate chick on April 25, 2005, 02:56:13 pm
Haven't got that old yet 
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: goldencup on April 25, 2005, 03:00:18 pm
You start telling your children that you remember the 'proper version' of their favourite song.
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 25, 2005, 03:40:45 pm
You remember when things cost half of what they do now (this has already happened to me - I can remember buying a Dairy Milk Bar for 20p!)
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 25, 2005, 04:03:36 pm
When someone gets up and offers you their seat on the bus
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: chocolate chick on April 25, 2005, 04:04:40 pm
Hubba Bubba used to be 10p and they did an Original Flavour. 
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 25, 2005, 04:28:40 pm
The heroes of your youth are mentioned on TV and the presenter says 'ask your mum and dad about them'.
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 25, 2005, 04:49:59 pm
When you think that kids today have no respect
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 25, 2005, 04:51:50 pm

Quote from: smurfboy
You remember when things cost half of what they do now (this has already happened to me - I can remember buying a Dairy Milk Bar for 20p!)


This still happens to me whan I go to Costcutter / Londis and see bars of chocolate for 48p and I think they cost half that everywhere else ... but of course they don't!

Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: goldencup on April 25, 2005, 04:52:30 pm
You hear yourself coming out with things your parents used to say, like, "When I was your age......."
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: goldencup on April 25, 2005, 04:54:03 pm
You feel in need of a nap after lunch (and this doesn't tend to go down well at work!).
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: goldencup on April 25, 2005, 05:03:37 pm
You realise you are having this conversation with somebody who was actually born during that long hot summer when you were taking your 'O' levels!  Now I feel REALLY  old!
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 25, 2005, 05:05:55 pm
You feel compelled to tell everyone what a lovely joint of lamb you got from Tesco and rave about the price.
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: robbie on April 25, 2005, 06:51:21 pm
You can't poo every day.
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: loulou on April 25, 2005, 10:20:49 pm
Your eyesight goes.
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: roxy on April 25, 2005, 10:59:50 pm
rob, you know me so well, it's real scary...
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 26, 2005, 10:16:26 am

You add any of the following to the end of your statements:


'God willing'.


'All things being equal'.


'If you see my meaning'.


'When it comes down to it'.

Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: oldspice on April 26, 2005, 11:19:51 am

Your daughter comes downstairs in an outfit that you could have been wearing thirty years ago.


Your children start to vote in general elections.


Toys you had as a kid are now modern antiques.

Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 26, 2005, 12:17:33 pm

Quote from: goldencup
You realise you are having this conversation with somebody who was actually born during that long hot summer when you were taking your 'O' levels!  Now I feel REALLY  old!


Oh dear  do you mean me by any chance?


I feel old when I look at our lists of student enrollments for September (I work at a Uni) and see most of the birthdates are 1987. Most of them probably wouldn't even know what 'O' levels are, goldencup!


'If you see my meaning'

Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 26, 2005, 02:37:52 pm
Instead of saying you want new clothes, you say you 'could do with' them.
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: goldencup on April 26, 2005, 03:09:23 pm

Yes Cherry Ripe I did mean you!  I don't suppose they would know what 'O' levels were, I just threw that in as a further tongue-in-cheek example of my advanced years!  Of course they were much harder than GCSEs


And obviously the sun has never shone since like it did in the summer of 1976.....

Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 26, 2005, 05:25:28 pm

Quote from: goldencup


And obviously the sun has never shone since like it did in the summer of 1976.....



That's what my parents always say! They got married that year!

Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 26, 2005, 05:25:59 pm
You not only don't know what's at Number 1, but don't care either.
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: on April 26, 2005, 09:07:47 pm
Robbie seems genuinely amusing................
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: on April 26, 2005, 09:08:31 pm
or should that be " You know you are a young chav when...."
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: goldencup on April 26, 2005, 09:51:13 pm

Quote from: paulham
Robbie seems genuinely amusing................


Well that's a relief - I can't be THAT old then!

Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: oldspice on April 27, 2005, 09:11:21 am

The long, hot summer of 76....



I've every reason to remember that....

Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: goldencup on April 27, 2005, 10:50:03 am
Me too
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: chocolate chick on April 27, 2005, 11:04:09 am
 
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 27, 2005, 02:15:20 pm
You buy shoes because they are 'comfy'.
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: goldencup on April 27, 2005, 02:17:01 pm
You buy anything at all in 'Bon Marche'.  Or is that just a local chain?
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 27, 2005, 02:31:18 pm
 No, we have them in the Midlands too. There's a similar chain her called Gimbles - real granny wear.
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: chocolate chick on April 27, 2005, 02:43:57 pm
You price check things
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 27, 2005, 05:14:12 pm
You find yourself saying 'they don't build things to last anymore...'
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: oldspice on April 28, 2005, 08:10:53 am

You know you're old when people who were born in that long, hot, summer of 76, that you have every reason to remember , are having children of their own.


When your friends (and your sister!) become grandparents!


When your great-nephew reaches his 16th birthday! (Well, I was a young auntie!)


When you start listening to Sing Something Simple.

Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: chocolate chick on April 28, 2005, 10:11:42 am
You start to like Capital FM because they play 'some of the old songs' 
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: smurfboy on April 28, 2005, 03:11:11 pm
When you think buying a Norah Jones album makes you hip.
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: chocolate chick on April 28, 2005, 05:32:33 pm
When you don't lie in anymore because it feels like you are wasting the day!
Title: You know you’re old when...
Post by: oldspice on April 29, 2005, 08:02:27 am

You know you're old when your children look at you blankly when you talk about "records" and when your show them how they work they fall around the floor helpless with laughter.


You still call the charts "the hit parade"


You go to more funerals than weddings.