Chocolate Forum

Chat => General => Topic started by: loulou on April 21, 2005, 12:18:20 am

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: loulou on April 21, 2005, 12:18:20 am
Can anyone think of anyone uglier than Wayne Rooney?
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 21, 2005, 09:35:46 am


Peter Beardsley maybe?

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: smurfboy on April 21, 2005, 10:13:05 am
David Mellor - the ugliest man who ever lived.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: chocolate chick on April 21, 2005, 11:48:42 am
Luke Chadwick, ex Man Utd player. 
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: smurfboy on April 21, 2005, 11:57:46 am
Oh god yes - Chadwick fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: chocolate chick on April 21, 2005, 11:58:57 am
Poor guy! he he



Phil Neville isn't much better.


Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: robbie on April 21, 2005, 03:06:17 pm
Phil Neville is a spunk.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: loulou on April 21, 2005, 04:17:17 pm
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: loulou on April 21, 2005, 04:25:27 pm
I wouldn't jump over Phil Neville to get to Wayne Rooney.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: chocolate chick on April 21, 2005, 04:27:55 pm
See what you've started Lou 
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: smurfboy on April 21, 2005, 05:03:49 pm

Have you ever noticed, you never see Gary Neville and Dot Cotton in the same room?


Ooh I say!

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: loulou on April 21, 2005, 07:30:54 pm
That's not nice.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: jazzlady on April 21, 2005, 07:47:37 pm



Well,  if I had to sleep with either Wayne Rooney or Andrew Lloyd Webber....or face certain death..... I would have to choose Wayne. However if I had to choose to spend the rest of my life with either Andrew or Wayne or face certain death it would have to be Andrew because he may be ugly but at least he has brains.


Brainy men kinda turn me on you see. "Phoar! look at the intellect on that!" I say.


I'm in love with Stephen Fry and want to have his love child.Shame he's gay.

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: on April 21, 2005, 08:35:41 pm

Even if he wasn't, he would probably give you one while pontificating in that smug voice of his.


"Now my dear, wasn't that fantastic? Don't answer now, I know it was!"

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: on April 21, 2005, 08:51:10 pm

Quote from: smurfboy
David Mellor - the ugliest man who ever lived.


David Mellor and Christopher Biggins.  You never see them together.

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: loulou on April 22, 2005, 12:03:38 am
I think this is turning into ugly gay men.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: oldspice on April 22, 2005, 09:21:09 am

Jimmy Bullard, who used to play for Peterborough United, is quite ugly but a good goal scorer.


Andrew Lloyd Webber is definitely ugly as hell.


Tracey Emin beats them all though. Face like a sack full of spanners.

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: smurfboy on April 22, 2005, 10:16:43 am
I think Tracy Emin is a man in drag.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: chocolate chick on April 22, 2005, 10:20:07 am
Is Stephen Fry gay? 
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: smurfboy on April 22, 2005, 10:31:41 am
Please tell me that was sarcasm Choccy Chick!
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: chocolate chick on April 22, 2005, 10:35:34 am
No, I seriously didn't know! 
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: smurfboy on April 22, 2005, 10:36:17 am
You have heard about Dale Winton and Graham Norton, right?
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: chocolate chick on April 22, 2005, 10:39:15 am
Oh yes I know about them too. 



Is Christopher Biggins the one with the big glasses? Almost looks like he has them on upside down.


Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: smurfboy on April 22, 2005, 10:43:06 am

That's him - usually found sitting next to Bonnie Langford at 'An Audience with...' shows.

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: loulou on April 22, 2005, 10:49:39 am
and he is gay.He is friendly with Cilla Black and Lily Savage.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: chocolate chick on April 22, 2005, 12:31:18 pm
Is Lily Savage/Paul O'Grady gay? I'm sure he was married.

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: smurfboy on April 22, 2005, 12:51:12 pm
He had a child when he was very young during a bisexual face apparently, but now he's very much gay.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: chocolate chick on April 22, 2005, 12:53:06 pm
I thought so. His show is very good. I was addicted when I was off work the other week.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: robbie on April 22, 2005, 03:56:50 pm
I would rag Tracey Emin everywhere.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: smurfboy on April 22, 2005, 04:29:46 pm
The phrase 'too much information' is obviously meaningless to some people...
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: loulou on April 22, 2005, 07:17:53 pm

Quote from: robbie
I would rag Tracey Emin everywhere.


But would she want you to?

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: robbie on April 27, 2005, 05:25:13 pm
I expect so.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: loulou on April 30, 2005, 08:20:40 pm
So you'd be paying would you robbie?
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: smurfboy on May 04, 2005, 02:55:39 pm
She looks cheap - the kind of girl who'd let you do what you liked as long as you held her chips while she was sick.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: on May 04, 2005, 08:31:12 pm

Quote from: smurfboy
She looks cheap - the kind of girl who'd let you do what you liked as long as you held her chips while she was sick.


When's your date then?

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: loulou on May 04, 2005, 09:13:57 pm
wish someone would hold my chips
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: on May 04, 2005, 09:25:57 pm
Wheel barrows look ridiculous on a date.
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: loulou on May 04, 2005, 09:26:40 pm
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: on May 04, 2005, 09:29:35 pm


Only kidding.


My JCB is in for a service anyway.

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: smurfboy on May 05, 2005, 02:39:55 pm
Quote from: paulham

Quote from: smurfboy
She looks cheap - the kind of girl who'd let you do what you liked as long as you held her chips while she was sick.


When's your date then?



I would rather eat the chips while she was off guard

Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Post by: loulou on May 05, 2005, 07:06:30 pm

Should someone be eating chips if they are so sick?