Peter Beardsley maybe?
Have you ever noticed, you never see Gary Neville and Dot Cotton in the same room?
Ooh I say!
Well, if I had to sleep with either Wayne Rooney or Andrew Lloyd Webber....or face certain death..... I would have to choose Wayne. However if I had to choose to spend the rest of my life with either Andrew or Wayne or face certain death it would have to be Andrew because he may be ugly but at least he has brains.
Brainy men kinda turn me on you see. "Phoar! look at the intellect on that!" I say.
I'm in love with Stephen Fry and want to have his love child.Shame he's gay.
Even if he wasn't, he would probably give you one while pontificating in that smug voice of his.
"Now my dear, wasn't that fantastic? Don't answer now, I know it was!"
David Mellor - the ugliest man who ever lived.
David Mellor and Christopher Biggins. You never see them together.
Jimmy Bullard, who used to play for Peterborough United, is quite ugly but a good goal scorer.
Andrew Lloyd Webber is definitely ugly as hell.
Tracey Emin beats them all though. Face like a sack full of spanners.
That's him - usually found sitting next to Bonnie Langford at 'An Audience with...' shows.
I would rag Tracey Emin everywhere.
But would she want you to?
She looks cheap - the kind of girl who'd let you do what you liked as long as you held her chips while she was sick.
When's your date then?
Only kidding.
My JCB is in for a service anyway.
Quote from: smurfboyShe looks cheap - the kind of girl who'd let you do what you liked as long as you held her chips while she was sick.When's your date then?
I would rather eat the chips while she was off guard
Should someone be eating chips if they are so sick?