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Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on April 14, 2005, 11:51:54 am
I presume we all know how this works? Everyone nominates something or someone they'd like to see banished to Room 101 forever more
Title: Room 101
Post by: chocolate chick on April 14, 2005, 11:52:33 am
Josh Sticks and Bournville
Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on April 14, 2005, 11:56:38 am

Oops, didn't mean to click 'post' then!


Anyway, we all choose something and must convince our fellow chocolate lovers we're right to banish it.


My nomination is... people who use the word 'random' in a derogatory way, no matter what the context. As in; 'oh my god, she was just like this totally random girl!' or 'I can't believe he said that, how random is that?' That's not what random means!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What really gets me is how it isn't just kids; supposedly sensible adults do this too. Is it any wonder so many kids these days are practically illiterate when they get an example like that? I'm all for language evolving, but I don't see the point of hijacking perfectly good words and turning them into something completely different!

Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on April 14, 2005, 11:57:28 am

Quote from: chocolate chick
Josh Sticks and Bournville


Who is 'Josh Sticks'? Mr and Mrs Sticks' son?

Title: Room 101
Post by: chocolate chick on April 14, 2005, 12:33:35 pm
Joss
Title: Room 101
Post by: on April 14, 2005, 02:28:37 pm

Quote from: smurfboy
What really gets me is how it isn't just kids; supposedly sensible adults do this too. Is it any wonder so many kids these days are practically illiterate when they get an example like that? I'm all for language evolving, but I don't see the point of hijacking perfectly good words and turning them into something completely different!


I totally spam with you. It is totally humungus when this sort of nudge scams. Bodger!

Title: Room 101
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on April 14, 2005, 02:51:22 pm

Please put all the Halifax adverts starring Howard into room 101

Title: Room 101
Post by: goldencup on April 14, 2005, 10:13:52 pm
Everybody who pronounces the letter 'aitch' as 'haitch'
Title: Room 101
Post by: oldspice on April 15, 2005, 06:18:09 pm

All adverts for over 50s products (funeral expenses etc) should go into room 101.


All people who phone me and ask if I am the home owner should go to room 101


hazelnut yogurts


prawn cocktail crisps


pickled onions


Cliff Richard


People who park on pavements


 


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Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 15, 2005, 08:59:17 pm
I love hazelnut yogurts, prawn cocktail skips and pickled onions.
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 15, 2005, 09:06:04 pm
Put the coffee choc in room 101 and y fronts.
Title: Room 101
Post by: on April 15, 2005, 09:13:49 pm

I would put John Prescott in Room 101.  He has a face like a bulldog that's swallowed a wasp.  He consciously mellowed his no-nonsense Yorkshire accent and then it came back again.  Well done that bloke who hit him at the last general election.  Somebody should do it again.  The word 'git' was made for him.


 

Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 15, 2005, 09:59:23 pm
I agree.
Title: Room 101
Post by: kevvosa on April 16, 2005, 12:17:32 am
Vanessa Feltz. She was on some sh*t cosmetic surgery show the other night, until I found the remote. 
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 16, 2005, 12:18:21 am
Has she had surgery?
Title: Room 101
Post by: goldencup on April 16, 2005, 11:17:47 am

Quote from: loulou
I love hazelnut yogurts, prawn cocktail skips and pickled onions.


So do I!  But I'm with Oldspice about people who park on pavements.

Title: Room 101
Post by: on April 16, 2005, 11:38:40 am
I would put dog owners in room 101.  They let them off thier leads to terrify the swans.  They allow them to mess on the pavement and their cars smell like a women's toilet. 
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 16, 2005, 12:02:39 pm

I am a responsible dog owner. My dog never messes on pavements, only grass and I always pick it up. I can't comment on the letting off the lead bit because Ollie is a lakeland terrier and  a bit mental upstairs so I would never let him off the lead for fear I lost him.


As for my car it does not smell like a womans toilet so you can't put all dog owners in room 101.That would be like me saying put all bird watchers in room 101 because they are manky looking old men with nothing better to do. Now that doesn't apply to you bounty so do you follow my point?

Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 16, 2005, 12:04:02 pm
I would put sausages and burgers in room 101 because they are made with leftover scraps off the butchers floor.
Title: Room 101
Post by: on April 16, 2005, 04:12:00 pm
Ok Loulou.  Point taken.  But surely you know what I mean.
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 16, 2005, 04:24:32 pm
Yes I do bounty and I agree dog owners who let their dogs foul pavements and chase swans should be shot never mind put into room 101.
Title: Room 101
Post by: on April 16, 2005, 05:34:07 pm

Other things I would put in Romm 101 are


MacDonalds


Margaret Thatcher (then I would take her out and put her in again for good measure)


Reliant Robins


George W Bush


Pot Noodles


Wimbledon FC

Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 16, 2005, 05:59:53 pm
Yes I agree on all them except for Wimbledon.
Title: Room 101
Post by: on April 16, 2005, 06:06:50 pm
Quote from: bounty hunter

Other things I would put in Romm 101 are


MacDonalds



Besides the blatant advertising (but then, who doesn't?), what is wrong with them?

Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 17, 2005, 12:03:07 am
Put the Welsh in room 101.
Title: Room 101
Post by: on April 17, 2005, 09:39:06 am
You would need to push the English down a bit farther, first to fit them in.
Title: Room 101
Post by: on April 17, 2005, 09:40:04 am
That comma was completely unnecessary, I apologise for it.
Title: Room 101
Post by: oldspice on April 17, 2005, 10:40:26 am
i would have agreed about Margaret Thatcher at one time but now I think she's just a frail old lady. Not a very sweet one though
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 17, 2005, 11:23:52 am
She will die soon.
Title: Room 101
Post by: on April 17, 2005, 02:39:33 pm

Other things I would put in Room 101 are:


Car alarms


Baseball caps


Hip Hop


Oasis (that horrid green stuff you put plastic plants in, not the band)


Missing jigsaw pieces


Billingham


Those platicy/canvassy standard issue granny bags with the zips on


Belly button fluff

Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 17, 2005, 02:47:20 pm
so that's where all the missing jigsaw pieces go.
Title: Room 101
Post by: goldencup on April 17, 2005, 03:32:29 pm
Along with the odd socks!
Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on April 18, 2005, 10:24:29 am
Workshy chavs who think they're special because they pop kids out like rabbits. The kind of people who burn down a paediatrician's house because they don't understand how it's different from a paedophile - then scream 'I just wanna protect my kids!'
Title: Room 101
Post by: chocolate chick on April 18, 2005, 11:43:28 am
Quote from: smurfboy
Workshy chavs who think they're special because they
pop kids out like rabbits. The kind of people who burn down a
paediatrician's house because they don't understand how it's different
from a paedophile - then scream 'I just wanna protect my kids!'






Title: Room 101
Post by: aveit101 on April 20, 2005, 11:45:38 am

I wud put old ppl in 2 room 101  


no1 let me get old   ill just get in da way

Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on April 20, 2005, 02:47:49 pm

Let us know what age you would like to die Aveit, and we will arrange to have you publicly stoned to death.


Where have you been lately anyway?

Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 21, 2005, 12:16:04 am
How old can we be before you put us in room 101 aveit?
Title: Room 101
Post by: aveit101 on May 26, 2005, 12:04:25 pm

Hey ya


i cant tell ya where i bin @ coz its a secret..............o k iv bin sleeping :(


N e way im gettin older every second- ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON MONDAY WoOoOoOoOo


so kill me wen im 53.8 yrs old k k?

Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on May 27, 2005, 09:00:49 am
How old will you be on monday?
Title: Room 101
Post by: aveit101 on May 27, 2005, 11:37:47 am
i shal b ........................... 16
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on May 28, 2005, 04:09:40 pm
Well I hope you have a lovely day.
Title: Room 101
Post by: aveit101 on March 31, 2006, 12:24:37 pm

i didnt


 

Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on March 31, 2006, 10:13:54 pm
What went wrong?
Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on April 01, 2006, 02:44:59 am

I would put people who clog the forum up with old posts into Room 101.

Title: Room 101
Post by: aveit101 on April 01, 2006, 09:46:16 am
It was just pure hell - but that wer nearly a year ago now so   life gos on!!!
Title: Room 101
Post by: aveit101 on April 01, 2006, 09:46:53 am
Quote from: smurfboy

I would put people who clog the forum up with old posts into Room 101.



Whus Wrong wit tht geeze   Im remenising

Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on April 01, 2006, 03:43:22 pm
Not about your spelling lessons clearly!
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on April 02, 2006, 04:32:32 pm
aveit why has your spelling gone weird?
Title: Room 101
Post by: aveit101 on July 20, 2006, 04:50:04 pm
y HASENT urs gon wierd?
Title: Room 101
Post by: oldspice on July 20, 2006, 05:34:55 pm
School's out 
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on July 20, 2006, 10:11:45 pm
aveit why do you always pull up threads that are months old?
Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on July 20, 2006, 10:16:51 pm
Perhaps he hates to think that things move on without him.
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on July 20, 2006, 10:18:32 pm
 Alarm Clock Same Time