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Chat => General => Topic started by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 08:48:06 pm

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 08:48:06 pm

The light bulb has gone and i am typing by candlelight.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 08:48:47 pm

Turn up the monitor contrast.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 08:48:51 pm

How romantic

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 08:49:34 pm

where's the monitor contrast?

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 08:50:19 pm

On the monitor setting adjuster.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 08:50:26 pm

I will have to wait until morning to change the bulb. I have a fear of electricity and I turn everything off at the mains to change a light bulb.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 08:50:49 pm

where is the monitor setting adjuster?

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 08:51:05 pm

What is the name for the fear of electricity?

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 08:51:09 pm

should i just plod on?

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 08:51:46 pm

That's a fuuny word.  Shouldn't it be somethingaphobia?

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 08:51:47 pm

zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaapppppppp!

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 08:51:50 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter

What is the name for the fear of electricity?

Dunno. We could make one up. how about electrophobia?

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 08:52:41 pm

Mmmm yes OK

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 08:57:16 pm

Thinking of you typing in the dark is turning me on.  What are you wearing?

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 08:58:22 pm

Big baggy grey knckers and a polo neck with a pair of swimming goggles and a balaclava.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 08:58:48 pm

is it doing it for you?

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 08:59:06 pm

Sexxy!

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 09:00:10 pm

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 09:00:30 pm

No 

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 09:00:55 pm

and wellingtons.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 09:01:06 pm

Quote from: loulou

Big baggy grey knckers and a polo neck with a pair of swimming goggles and a balaclava.

Should that be an "o" or an "i"?

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 09:01:25 pm

Ah!

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 09:01:31 pm

i

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 09:01:50 pm

it can be whatever you want it to be.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 09:02:06 pm

Phew. Elephants don't do it for me.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 09:02:20 pm

I'll just imagine you in wellingtons and nothing else.  OOOh

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 09:02:59 pm

like a gardener?

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 09:03:27 pm

I bet you fancy that Charlie Dimmock woman.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 09:03:44 pm

It's Bounty who is the old rake!

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 09:04:23 pm

Charlie Dimmock!!!!!  You are joking?

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 09:04:27 pm

hoe hoe hoe

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 09:04:33 pm

She HAS big grey baggy knockers!

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 26, 2005, 09:05:10 pm

She never wears a bra.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 09:05:53 pm

I have heard her knees are constantly chapped.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on March 26, 2005, 09:06:55 pm

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: smurfboy on March 29, 2005, 11:02:20 am

She's had a hard time, losing all that money in the divorce case and then having to leave Arsenal to play for Middlesbrough.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on March 31, 2005, 12:25:08 am

 

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: gfcok on April 01, 2005, 09:19:40 am

Have not been a member for very long, but you guys/gals are very strange - guess I should fit in well!!!! (",)

 

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: loulou on April 01, 2005, 11:13:34 am

gfcok you don't have to be strange to fit in just a little mad or eccentric like bounty hunter.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: oldspice on April 01, 2005, 12:10:53 pm

    

 

                

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: goldencup on April 01, 2005, 02:59:39 pm

Or the rest of us!

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on April 01, 2005, 07:44:10 pm

Some of us have our "peccadilloes".

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: oldspice on April 01, 2005, 08:16:35 pm

You may well peck your dillo Paulham but I leave mine well alone.

Title: Typing in the dark.
Post by: on April 02, 2005, 07:46:51 am

I once saw a Pecadildo in America it's like an Anteater thingy.