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Title: Which loo ?
Post by: loulou on April 12, 2010, 11:08:40 pm
At the local pub where i go after work the barman Paul has now started dressing as a woman and calling himself Paula. Apparently he has to live as a woman for 2 years before he can have the operation to be a woman. So my question is which toilets should he be using? I ask this as this evening he was using the ladies and not wanting to be cruel but he does look like a man dressed as a woman and people were staring and the manager said he was expecting some complaints regarding the use of toilets.

Oh yeah and the barman isn't really Paul/Paula but i thought it best not to say his real name.
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: wjp666 on April 13, 2010, 03:00:12 pm
he's a man. whatever he has hacked off in surgery, he's still a man. simples!
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: drterror666 on April 13, 2010, 05:58:34 pm
He may be a man, but inside he's female.  I would say that he isn't going to ogle over other women because he doesn't fancy other women.  Unless he's a trans-lesbian, and that's a whole other story!
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: loulou on April 13, 2010, 06:07:37 pm
Yes I''m liking your replies. Well done.
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: oldspice on April 13, 2010, 06:08:17 pm
We had a transexual member of staff at work. A couple of years ago he came back from the Easter break in a skirt and wig. Luckily for him, he had a small, quite delicate build and not big hairy hands like some men. He used the ladies loos even though he hadn't at thaty point had the operation. He lot a lot of stick from the students.
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: loulou on April 13, 2010, 06:11:27 pm
Most of my friends said what wjp said. I suggested we have a third loo.
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: easter bunny on April 14, 2010, 07:19:32 am
Men dressed as women???  One of the tooth fairies accidentally put on an Elve's jacket last week.  We laughed for ages. 
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: drterror666 on April 14, 2010, 12:36:35 pm
Yes, that must have been really, really, REALLY funny...

If Paul is the boss, I guess he can do what he wants.  Someone could report him to the brewery.
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: smurfboy on April 15, 2010, 02:40:20 pm
Really wouldn't it be worse for a woman dressed as a man to use the Men's? Seeing as there's, ahem, more on display there?
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: drterror666 on April 15, 2010, 07:49:48 pm
But would you object to a GAY man using the Men's?  That's the same as a woman dressed as a man surely?
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: oldspice on April 16, 2010, 09:38:34 pm
I think if everyone sticks to using cubicles it doesn't really make any difference what gender someone is.
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: goldencup on April 16, 2010, 09:40:25 pm
How on earth is a gay man the same as a woman dressed as a man?
Anyway, I agree with Oldspice's last post.
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: oldspice on April 17, 2010, 09:02:14 am
How on earth is a gay man the same as a woman dressed as a man?
Anyway, I agree with Oldspice's last post.

Yes, I was struggling with that one too GC. It kind of assumes that all gay men are effeminate and/or that transexuals are gay.  My son is gay, straight acting and in no way could be mistaken for a woman!
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: drterror666 on April 17, 2010, 01:38:32 pm
Oops, opened a can of worms there.  I suppose I feel that all gay men have a strong feminine side, or maybe I'm just not on the ball with that one.

Anyway, I apologise for any offence and I'm steering clear of this thread.
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: oldspice on April 17, 2010, 03:39:30 pm
No offence taken Dr. It's a complex issue!
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: Forth Bridges on April 18, 2010, 10:13:03 am
Why not use the disabled loo?  I know he's not, but it would make things simple. alas we dont live Bangcock where there have 4 sets of loos
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: drterror666 on April 18, 2010, 02:32:30 pm
You betcha!
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: loulou on April 20, 2010, 09:36:53 am
The pub doesn't have a disabled loo 623. Is that legal?
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: wjp666 on April 20, 2010, 02:41:59 pm
you know what i don't think it is.
Title: Re: Which loo ?
Post by: Forth Bridges on April 20, 2010, 05:47:40 pm
The pub doesn't have a disabled loo 623. Is that legal?

that depends on when the building was built etc.