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Title: What?
Post by: wjp666 on May 30, 2009, 11:28:58 pm
what's the deal... first bounty, now paulham is listed as a 'guest'?
Title: Re: What?
Post by: loulou on May 31, 2009, 11:15:20 am
The mind boggles. I smell mischief.
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Post by: drterror666 on May 31, 2009, 01:57:11 pm
Are we selectively being taken away for experimentation purposes?
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Post by: wjp666 on May 31, 2009, 05:06:32 pm
i think there's definitely some kind of cyber-abduction happening here.
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Post by: drterror666 on May 31, 2009, 06:43:40 pm
You may be next!!!
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Post by: wjp666 on May 31, 2009, 07:35:28 pm
eek! i don't want to be probed and implanted!
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Post by: loulou on May 31, 2009, 07:44:22 pm
What about kidnapped and covered in Cadburys choc?
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Post by: wjp666 on May 31, 2009, 10:43:10 pm
yeah, that might be okay.
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Post by: loulou on June 01, 2009, 03:30:14 pm
..........and coated in nuts?
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Post by: drterror666 on June 01, 2009, 05:48:02 pm
This is beginning to sound like a fantasy!
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Post by: DrWho on June 02, 2009, 10:24:34 am
There are some that think I am an alter ego for Bounty. I can deny this catergorically.
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Post by: wjp666 on June 02, 2009, 12:03:06 pm
i wouldn't dream of making such an accusation!
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Post by: drterror666 on June 02, 2009, 05:30:27 pm
DrWho is Bounty?  Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: chocadmin on June 02, 2009, 09:58:23 pm
it's a bit odd. Bounty and paulham's accounts on the forum have been deleted. I'll have a look and see what's in the database. Might need to lock mod activities for a bit if it's not obvious what's going on.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: chocadmin on June 02, 2009, 10:03:40 pm
Not that I've really noticed before but there is a delete account option. So it's possible they deleted their accounts themselves. I do keep backups so could find when this happened (and restore them if it looks suspicious), any ideas of an approximate date for me to start looking?
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Post by: loulou on June 02, 2009, 10:08:14 pm
I thought a member would have to delete their accounts themselves and I cannot see pham or bounty wanting to leave us. I think paulham was last here on the 24th may if that helps.
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Post by: Forth Bridges on June 03, 2009, 10:38:23 am
I can;t see that happening either:
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Post by: drterror666 on June 03, 2009, 06:30:12 pm
Who could it be?  Sontarans?  Juddoon?  Little Jimmy Kranky?  Something is amiss!!!
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Post by: loulou on June 04, 2009, 09:20:51 am
Maybe we should send out a posse.
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Post by: drterror666 on June 04, 2009, 05:07:22 pm
I reckon!
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Post by: chocadmin on June 05, 2009, 09:39:37 pm
Nah, no big mystery I'm afraid. P'ham had to cut down his internet time so thought it was time to call it a day. He sez it's been fun and his leaving is nothing personal.

Paulham you will be missed...
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Post by: wjp666 on June 06, 2009, 07:02:55 am
how sad. i'm welling up here. our numbers are dwindling.
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Post by: oldspice on June 06, 2009, 09:18:03 am
I can't believe Paulham is leaving us. The Forum just won't be the same. He was on the original Forum years back. We've gone through a few changes since then. What with Smurfy not posting much these days and Cherry being only an occasional visitor, it's so sad.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: loulou on June 06, 2009, 09:47:53 am
I want paulham and smurfy back. Where's bounty? Where's kevvosa? Life is so unfair.
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Post by: goldencup on June 06, 2009, 01:37:01 pm
I agree, we want them all back!
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Post by: drterror666 on June 06, 2009, 01:50:20 pm
I'm not leaving.  Well, unless the forum implodes, that is...
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Post by: wjp666 on June 06, 2009, 05:54:09 pm
i'll be staying too... even if i do end up talking to myself, at this rate.
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Post by: loulou on June 06, 2009, 08:34:00 pm
I'm going nowhere. I'd have to be dragged kicking and screaming.
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Post by: oldspice on June 06, 2009, 08:52:35 pm
Me too. I'm staying. I hope old friends pop in now and then for a quick hello. I miss them all so much.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: Bounty Hunter on June 07, 2009, 04:43:13 pm
I want paulham and smurfy back. Where's bounty? Where's kevvosa? Life is so unfair.

I'm back...or am I?
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Post by: loulou on June 07, 2009, 04:47:49 pm
Where have you been and why are you now a newbie who has only made 1 post?
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Post by: Bounty Hunter on June 08, 2009, 07:11:50 am
Where have you been and why are you now a newbie who has only made 1 post?

It's crazy isn't it!
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Post by: wjp666 on June 08, 2009, 06:27:42 pm
have some karma, 'newbie'.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: drterror666 on June 08, 2009, 06:33:22 pm
More karma for the newbie!
Title: Re: What?
Post by: loulou on June 08, 2009, 09:32:53 pm
Yes your karma is suffering bounty. Have one on me.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: wjp666 on June 09, 2009, 02:22:12 am
WAIT A MOMENT! if bounty's account was deactivated, then surely the name 'bounty hunter' would have been up for grabs to anyone... so how do we know that someone else hasn't re-registered the name and is an imposter? how do we know this is the REAL bounty we are speaking to?

SIR! I DEMAND YOU UPLOAD YOUR PERSONAL COLLECTION OF SCHOOLGIRL PICTURES TO PROVE WHO YOU ARE!
Title: Re: What?
Post by: loulou on June 09, 2009, 08:49:50 am
Show us some owls bounty.
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on June 09, 2009, 02:16:59 pm
Did the original Bounty Hunter have caps? Maybe it is case sensitive ...
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Post by: wjp666 on June 09, 2009, 05:49:42 pm
well spotted!
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Post by: Bounty Hunter on June 10, 2009, 07:32:07 am
WAIT A MOMENT! if bounty's account was deactivated, then surely the name 'bounty hunter' would have been up for grabs to anyone... so how do we know that someone else hasn't re-registered the name and is an imposter? how do we know this is the REAL bounty we are speaking to?

SIR! I DEMAND YOU UPLOAD YOUR PERSONAL COLLECTION OF SCHOOLGIRL PICTURES TO PROVE WHO YOU ARE!

I am the real Bounty Hunter.  I don't have any schoolgirl photos or owl photos.  Lou, change of shoes in gallery.  Now do you believe it's me : )
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Post by: wjp666 on June 10, 2009, 03:21:13 pm
so if it's really you, why has your name now got capitals? (and more to the point - what happened to your account in the first place?!)
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Post by: drterror666 on June 10, 2009, 05:57:14 pm
Yes, spill the truth or it's the comfy chair for you!
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Post by: loulou on June 10, 2009, 07:50:51 pm
It's definitely bounty. He remembers when we met i took my high heels off in the art gallery. Only bounty could know.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: wjp666 on June 10, 2009, 10:43:02 pm
ok - that's put my mind at rest. welcome back REAL mr. hunter!
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Post by: goldencup on June 11, 2009, 07:35:06 am
It's definitely bounty. He remembers when we met i took my high heels off in the art gallery. Only bounty could know.

No, you told me about that.  How many people did I tell????
Title: Re: What?
Post by: wjp666 on June 11, 2009, 11:07:25 am
oh dear! i'm now suspicious again!
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Post by: Bounty Hunter on June 11, 2009, 11:17:37 am
oh dear! i'm now suspicious again!

I'm Bounty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What?
Post by: smurfboy on June 11, 2009, 02:12:26 pm
Hello all! Looks like it's been a bit of a merry-go-round lately! So Paulham has gone; is this genuine, or is it like when he's 'left' before?
Title: Re: What?
Post by: drterror666 on June 11, 2009, 05:50:22 pm
Paulham's gone, mate.  Reckons he can't fit the time in on the internet anymore.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: wjp666 on June 11, 2009, 07:07:43 pm
oh dear! i'm now suspicious again!

I'm Bounty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm afraid we're gonna need some proof, kind sir!
Title: Re: What?
Post by: Bounty Hunter on June 12, 2009, 10:11:15 am
oh dear! i'm now suspicious again!

I'm Bounty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm afraid we're gonna need some proof, kind sir!

Ask Lou about the goods lift, surely she didn't tell GC that.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: wjp666 on June 12, 2009, 12:29:41 pm
well, lou - what do you reckon? we're relying on you here.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: goldencup on June 12, 2009, 02:03:36 pm
I'm saying nothing....
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Post by: smurfboy on June 12, 2009, 02:12:16 pm
Paulham's gone, mate.  Reckons he can't fit the time in on the internet anymore.

I heard that, but he 'left' once before and re-emerged as Black Knight. Then Black Knight changed his logo to a 'CLOSED' sign and stopped posting, and almost as if by magic, Paulham started posting again a few weeks later...
Title: Re: What?
Post by: wjp666 on June 12, 2009, 05:57:36 pm
ah, but this time the accouts actually been deleted. he never done that before.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: drterror666 on June 12, 2009, 05:59:46 pm
Maybe he's bluffing!
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Post by: wjp666 on June 12, 2009, 06:01:10 pm
it was a bit of a sudden vanishing, without a goodbye or anything... he'll be back.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: Bounty Hunter on June 12, 2009, 08:15:31 pm
I'm saying nothing....

How's the twins?
Title: Re: What?
Post by: goldencup on June 13, 2009, 07:33:21 am
Nooooooo don't tell them about the twins! 
Seriously, I know nothing about a goods lift.  I believe you are the one and only Bounty Hunter!
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Post by: loulou on June 13, 2009, 11:32:46 am
Oh yeah i remember that story about bounty and the goods lift at his workplace so yes i can definitely say this is the real bounty.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: drterror666 on June 13, 2009, 02:47:37 pm
Welcome, Bounty!  You have passed the trial...
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Post by: wjp666 on June 13, 2009, 03:20:39 pm
this still doesn't answer the question of what the f*ck happened to your account in the first place?!
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Post by: goldencup on June 13, 2009, 04:06:14 pm
Now tell us all about the goods lift!
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Post by: wjp666 on June 13, 2009, 04:57:23 pm
...and the twins?
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Post by: loulou on June 13, 2009, 05:03:15 pm
I want to know about the twins.
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Post by: Bounty Hunter on June 13, 2009, 08:55:06 pm
Oooh, now that's a secret I shall never reveal!
Title: Re: What?
Post by: loulou on June 13, 2009, 09:41:12 pm
Tell me about the twins or i'll spill about the goods lift.
Title: Re: What?
Post by: Bounty Hunter on June 13, 2009, 10:05:24 pm
Sorry, it's just too personal
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Post by: loulou on June 13, 2009, 10:41:26 pm
If you and gc don't tell i will have to make my own story up. GC did you have sex with twins?
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Post by: wjp666 on June 14, 2009, 01:13:42 am
i'm guessing bounty impregnated her with twins. are we close yet?
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Post by: loulou on June 14, 2009, 01:20:21 am
are bounty and goldencup twins?
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Post by: wjp666 on June 14, 2009, 03:10:11 am
YIKES!
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Post by: loulou on June 14, 2009, 03:16:11 am
This is a good game.
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Post by: goldencup on June 14, 2009, 07:57:41 am
My lips are sealed
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Post by: drterror666 on June 14, 2009, 03:13:30 pm
Sex.  Gotta be...
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Post by: Bounty Hunter on June 14, 2009, 03:45:40 pm
Hmmmm. LOL. No point in fishing, Goldencup and I will never spill the beans.
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Post by: loulou on June 14, 2009, 04:11:10 pm
Well if you are happy for the story about the goods lift to be revealed...............................
Title: Re: What?
Post by: wjp666 on June 14, 2009, 05:42:29 pm
will SOMEBODY please hurry up and spill SOMETHING!
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Post by: loulou on June 14, 2009, 05:48:38 pm
I'll spill my cup of tea..................
Title: Re: What?
Post by: Bounty Hunter on June 15, 2009, 07:04:43 am
Well if you are happy for the story about the goods lift to be revealed...............................

As long as you don't embellish it, I'm not that bothered : ) 
Title: Re: What?
Post by: loulou on June 15, 2009, 10:03:45 am
embellish is my middle name. ;)
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Post by: loulou on June 15, 2009, 10:04:30 am
Hmmmm. LOL. No point in fishing, Goldencup and I will never spill the beans.

The beans are spilt and i know the sordid details.