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Chat => General => Topic started by: davidc on April 23, 2009, 07:48:33 pm
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Seems the trainer hit the monkeys but the monkeys decided enough is enough:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2008/dec/18/china-angry-monkeys-trainer-beating?picture=340873869 (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2008/dec/18/china-angry-monkeys-trainer-beating?picture=340873869)
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Monkey see, monkey do!
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let this be a warning to bounty.
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Huh! He's spanked his so hard, I've heard he has a bleeding stump left.
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Wrong again! It's like a freshly lifted parsnip
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I'm a firm believer in those who talk about it just aint doing it. Discuss.
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Men tend to talk about penises, they just don't refer to them by their proper name, but a pet name. Women don't do this.
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I'm a firm believer in those who talk about it just aint doing it. Discuss.
Let me assure you, I'm doing it. I just like to talk about it - and write about it as well. A few of us never can get enough! : )
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so it's a frustration thread?
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Or a loneliness thread...
Ooh, you bitch!
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I really wouldn't know - ask the person who started it
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Well my large monkey or pet Gorilla to be more accurate.... Most women love petting & stroking him.
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C'mon, net, this monkey thing is getting a bit old now. Can't we think about something else?
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Yes,
let's put the monkey to bed
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I have got rid of him... I now have some chickens and a cock...
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Have a cock?
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<holds head in hands and sighs loudly>
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Which head, drterror?
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Keep it clean.
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Yes, those yeast infections can be nasty!
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<holds forehead in hands and sighs even louder>
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That 4head is good for headaches.
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Is it? Do you really rub it on your bonce and any headache evaporates?
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I had the start of a migraine the other day and used it before lying down and i believe it worked and was better than the usual migraleve pills i take.
There's something in a tin too. I think it may be called tiger balm and i've heard that works too.
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That 4head is good for headaches.
And here was me hoping it was something else.
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That 4head is good for headaches.
Any kind of head activity is good. It's relaxing too. If you have ever had your head rubbed, you will know.
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Some say any head is good head.
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I once had a really bad headache for over a year after an operation as a kid. No pain killer has ever worked on me (over than general anaesthetic obviously but when I woke up I was in pain), despite trying different things.
Once I had glass in my ear, and they put the stuff to numb it on, but that didn't work, so the nurse just carried on stitching up my ear with no pain killer!
I don't bother with pain killers anymore if I get ill, as I might as well save my money cos I know it's not going to work!
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That 4head is good for headaches.
Any kind of head activity is good. It's relaxing too. If you have ever had your head rubbed, you will know.
I had my head rubbed when they were feeling my bumps.
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I had an indian head massage once and it made me nauseus.
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I didn't know you had an Indian head!
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I didn't know the man doing it wasn't going to be Indian.
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I had an indian head massage once and it made me nauseus.
The sight of vomit makes me nauseus (and I'm not joking).
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That is probably quite common.
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That's just sick.
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That may be my next interview thread question. Thanks
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What happened to the monkeys?
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they were laid to rest after all dying from swine flu.
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Oink!