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Title: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: oldspice on April 15, 2009, 07:02:38 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7998069.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7998069.stm)

Very odd this. He denies the attack on the taxi driver - yet he has 'matured since the incident'  Moreover, although innocent of the attack, he expresses 'profound regret'.

I think he got off lightly.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on April 15, 2009, 09:01:10 am
Very lightly indeed. I bet the taxi driver is not happy.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: goldencup on April 15, 2009, 09:27:03 am
You're right - he isn't:

"The taxi driver attacked by Jade Goody's widower Jack Tweed has said he "got off lightly" with a 12-week jail term because of who he married.

Tweed, 21, from Buckhurst Hill, Essex, was locked up on Tuesday for assaulting Stephen Wilkins following a night out in nearby Epping last May.

Mr Wilkins, 54, told the Daily Mirror: "If he had been Joe Bloggs he would have got what he deserved - it's because of who he is and who he married he got off lightly."

Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: wjp666 on April 15, 2009, 05:42:11 pm
the guy's clearly a no good for nothing thug - keep him behind bars.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on April 18, 2009, 09:04:24 pm
Hang him.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: wjp666 on April 18, 2009, 09:09:48 pm
string the bugger up and beat him like a pinata!
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Post by: netbuddy on April 19, 2009, 12:32:27 pm
Yeah, sterilize him so he can't spawn more of his kind. Get the pitch forks and flaming torches out, lets have a traditional village vigilante hunt for the guy and nail the ****** to a cross with golf clubs.

Now that will sort him out for sure... ;)
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on April 19, 2009, 02:19:10 pm
Yay i'm all for that.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on April 28, 2009, 08:15:43 am
PRISON muggers have forced terrified Jack Tweed to stop wearing his £15,000 Rolex – his last gift from dying wife Jade.

Fellow cons hatched a plot to snatch the watch from his wrist but guards found out.

They warned Tweed, 21, who then had it placed in a prison safe until he is freed from his 12-week sentence for attacking a cabbie. A jail source said: “At first Jack refused to hand over the Rolex because of its sentimental value."
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: drterror666 on April 28, 2009, 12:50:18 pm
Yeah, sterilize him so he can't spawn more of his kind. Get the pitch forks and flaming torches out, lets have a traditional village vigilante hunt for the guy and nail the ****** to a cross with golf clubs.

Now that will sort him out for sure... ;)

Yes, an old fashioned witch hunt!  Burn him, burn him, etc... ;)
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: wjp666 on April 28, 2009, 01:44:49 pm
hmm. wearing a rolex in jail, ay? oh, the intelligence of the man.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on April 28, 2009, 03:45:41 pm
Anyone else would have been told to take it off the moment they reached the prison.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: drterror666 on April 28, 2009, 05:26:55 pm
Burn him, burn him, etc... ;)
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: paulham on April 28, 2009, 07:17:06 pm
“At first Jack refused to hand over the Rolex because of its sentimental value."


Flashy, ostentatious and usually pretty thick. No wonder that Rolex reminded him of Jade.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on April 28, 2009, 09:04:26 pm
He has probably been trying to buy friendships in there so he doesn't get beaten up for being such a twerp.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: netbuddy on April 29, 2009, 04:31:14 am
Hmmmm, in cases like this.... I believe that the state needs to reassert its authority.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: oldspice on April 29, 2009, 06:46:42 am
Rolex watches are horrible, ugly, clunky things. Why do people with 'new money' go for them?
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on April 29, 2009, 08:28:36 am
I think it is to show the world they have money and probably believe it is better taste than wearing a t shirt saying "i'm loaded".  Personally I agree with oldspice that rolex watches are ugly.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: netbuddy on April 29, 2009, 11:15:11 am
Rolex watches are horrible, ugly, clunky things. Why do people with 'new money' go for them?

Status symobol of the nob-end culture that is stupid enough to buy in to it. Like the £60,000 watch, the £60,000 motor and the £1,000,000 mansion. All nob-end status symbols.

I have proved (to myself atleast) that something costing £60,000 does not make it any better than a similar item of significantly lesser value. Like the jerk at the bar of a pub one of my friends used to go to, full of hooray yuppie types and their astons. I had to point out that my rather crappy swatch watch may only cost £14.99 but it is accurate, tells the time and if it breaks... I am not facing a £5,000 repair bill and I am not advertising a valuable item that is liable to get my arm hacked off.

TBH anyone who buys something that is the value of a small house is a "Mammary Gland."
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Post by: loulou on April 29, 2009, 12:44:53 pm
If I had the money I would indeed buy a £1,000,000 mansion. Moneys for spending and i like nice things.
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Post by: goldencup on April 29, 2009, 01:45:15 pm
You don't get much of a mansion for a million.
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Post by: loulou on April 29, 2009, 04:04:02 pm
Maybe i'll aim for the 50 million one.
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Post by: drterror666 on April 29, 2009, 05:58:21 pm
What would you put in all the rooms?
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on April 30, 2009, 08:25:06 am
I'd have a gym, a games room, a cinema, an office, a room for shoes and a room for bags, a clothes room or maybe a few clothes rooms, a music room, a room for my cat and dog. I'd have no problem with lots of rooms. Think of all the guests i could have at parties.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: goldencup on April 30, 2009, 10:50:22 am
I'm looking forward to the house warming!
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: drterror666 on April 30, 2009, 12:25:57 pm
I'd have a gym, a games room, a cinema, an office, a room for shoes and a room for bags, a clothes room or maybe a few clothes rooms, a music room, a room for my cat and dog. I'd have no problem with lots of rooms. Think of all the guests i could have at parties.

But, you can't take it with you.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: netbuddy on May 01, 2009, 01:33:04 am
The EX's mum was one for chasing money and buying big ticket items. It has never impressed me, you are who you are and not because of what you have. You know, the person behind the glitz, that is what counts. Take away the money, the toys and access to nice things, what are you left with?
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: wjp666 on May 01, 2009, 07:40:58 am
money is the root of most evil.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: drterror666 on May 01, 2009, 01:00:40 pm
Our society would work better without money.  Then we'd do things because we wanted to.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on May 01, 2009, 09:34:27 pm
I do do things because i want to and seeing as you can't take your money with you then you should spend it now and have happiness. No point letting it mount upo in the bank to go to some cat shelter when you pop your clogs.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on May 01, 2009, 09:40:00 pm
The EX's mum was one for chasing money and buying big ticket items. It has never impressed me, you are who you are and not because of what you have. You know, the person behind the glitz, that is what counts. Take away the money, the toys and access to nice things, what are you left with?
A boring skint person wearing crap clothes?
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: drterror666 on May 03, 2009, 07:18:59 pm
Money doesn't bring you happiness, that can only come from within.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: oldspice on May 03, 2009, 08:16:59 pm
Actually money did buy my auntie happiness. She went into Woolworths about 45 years ago, gave them six shillings and they gave her this:

Ken Dodd - Happiness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij08lEdA8hs#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on May 03, 2009, 10:10:00 pm
I have been skint and happy. I am a naturally happy person . I do however like money.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: drterror666 on May 04, 2009, 06:05:30 pm
I like money too, but I only ever buy what I need.  I hate status symbol rubbish.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on May 05, 2009, 04:24:00 pm
Yeah i'm more like that. I wouldn't buy a designer brand just because of the name.
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on May 24, 2009, 07:05:31 pm
Jack Tweed is to celebrate his release from prison this week with a boozy 'relaunch party' at a nightclub in Essex. He has only served 6 weeks of his 12 week sentence.
DISGUSTING
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: oldspice on May 24, 2009, 09:13:04 pm
What is he relaunching? And what is it he does exactly? I mean, before he married Jade, did he have a job - a trade or profession?
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: paulham on May 24, 2009, 09:33:41 pm
He's a celebrity, innit?
Title: Re: Jade's Hubby Jailed
Post by: loulou on May 24, 2009, 09:52:51 pm
Apparently he is a model.. a model what we do not know.