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Chat => General => Topic started by: netbuddy on March 08, 2009, 09:12:24 pm

Title: Slippers
Post by: netbuddy on March 08, 2009, 09:12:24 pm

Horace the Englishman visits his friend Paddy the Irishman who has a broken leg.
 
Paddy says 'Jaysus me feet are freezin, cud ya nip upstairs and get me slippers?'
 
'No bother' says Horace.
 
Upstairs Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters are sitting on their bed.
 
'Hello girls, your dad sent me up here to shag you both'.
 
'Feck off ya liar' they say.
 
'I'll prove it' says Horace. So he shouts downstairs, 'Both of them Paddy'?
 
'Of course, wot's the point o' foocking one!'

Title: Re: Slippers
Post by: loulou on March 08, 2009, 09:39:32 pm

Very good and i thought we were going to discuss slippers.

Title: Re: Slippers
Post by: goldencup on March 09, 2009, 07:59:43 am

Go on then Loulou, what kind of slippers have you got?  Eeyore?

Title: Re: Slippers
Post by: loulou on March 09, 2009, 08:02:45 am

Surprisingly no. I have these pink knee length furry boot slippers.  For my circulation you know. ;)

Title: Re: Slippers
Post by: Forth Bridges on March 09, 2009, 10:23:07 am

I can;t stand them, no idea why, saying that  we could talk about kippers

Title: Re: Slippers
Post by: drterror666 on March 09, 2009, 10:34:19 am

@netbuddy - Good karma for funny joke :D

I won't go anywhere in the house without my slippers.

Title: Re: Slippers
Post by: paulham on March 09, 2009, 04:39:18 pm

Quote from: loulou on March 09, 2009, 08:02:45 am

Surprisingly no. I have these pink knee length furry boot slippers.  For my circulation you know. ;)

Furry boots dae ye keep them?

Title: Re: Slippers
Post by: loulou on March 09, 2009, 06:48:16 pm

Say again in english.