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Title: Would you pay to use toilet on plane?
Post by: loulou on February 28, 2009, 05:27:36 pm
Irish budget airline Ryanair has said it is considering charging passengers £1 for using the toilet while flying.

I think that is very reasonable.  Last time I used the toilet in Harrods it was £1.

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Post by: netbuddy on February 28, 2009, 05:40:21 pm
It's disgusting IMHO to charge someone to go to the toilet.


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Post by: loulou on February 28, 2009, 05:41:16 pm
Not when you think wages have to be paid to the person cleaning them.
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Post by: paulham on February 28, 2009, 05:54:37 pm
Are they going to sell any nasty £2 cups of “coffee” any more, unless it includes a free fast-unloading token for the crapper?
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Post by: loulou on February 28, 2009, 05:55:49 pm
I've never paid for coffee or food on a flight.
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Post by: chocadmin on February 28, 2009, 06:11:36 pm
IMHO Ryanair might've done a lot of silly things in the past but I can't imagine them stupid enough to actually try and do this.
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Post by: loulou on February 28, 2009, 06:13:18 pm
The average Ryanair flight is only 2 hours so a lot of people can cross their legs.
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Post by: netbuddy on February 28, 2009, 06:42:46 pm
Crossing legs leads to health problems with bladder and kidneys.

It has been known since long distance haulage started up that the problems caused by drivers "Holding on" until a truck stop, leasd to long term issues like prostrate problems, kidney problems, more prone to water infections and bladder problems.

Their was a case just recently where a woman did just that and she waited too long and her blader burst and she had to have emergency surgery.
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Post by: loulou on February 28, 2009, 06:56:08 pm
and you need to move about on the plane to avoid dvt.
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Post by: goldencup on March 01, 2009, 07:56:47 am
I recently flew to Dublin and back on Ryanair for 1p each way.  I wouldn't have minded paying for the toilet but didn't need it on the short flight.  I didn't buy any food or drink either but the prices looked reasonable.
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Post by: oldspice on March 01, 2009, 10:09:23 am
I think £1 to use Harrod's toilets is reasonable because they are so fantastic and you get really lovely soap, handcream, tissues etc. However, £1 to squeeze into a Tuppaware box that is full of wet tissue, fag ends and other people's deposits is extortion.

I have flown with Ryan Air. The plane was comfortable and, because the coffees were so large, we shared one and it was very nice indeed and not bad at about £1.60p.
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Post by: loulou on March 01, 2009, 10:22:00 am
there you go, everyone's happy :)
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Post by: netbuddy on March 01, 2009, 10:32:12 am
Still, I will be checking the legality of RyanAir wanting to charge for this as I believe it will be infringing on your rights and i believe its illegal because of the circumstances your in.

Had this been a public toilet, fair enough. Its the same principle of a theatre, the toilets are in an enclosed building to service the clients in that enclosed space.

I can tell you this much, if I ever fly ryanair and they impose this, I wont mind taking a earther in the isle and then suing ryanair for public humiliation, my human rights being infringed and any other legal brick I can toss at them that will weight them down in a shower of unwanted media attention.
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Post by: loulou on March 01, 2009, 01:25:54 pm
You get what you pay for.  simple.
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Post by: drterror666 on March 01, 2009, 02:12:35 pm
Netbuddy's right, this is an infringement on people's human rights.  A plane is an enclosed space and you have no choice but to use the loo, so what are you supposed to do if you have no money?  It's up to Ryanair to pay their cleaners, not the public.  They already charge for the seats, the luggage capacity, the food, etc., so why do they need the money for the loo?
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Post by: loulou on March 01, 2009, 02:15:54 pm
Cos they charge peanuts for their flights and if they charged more for the flights you wouldn't agree with that neither.
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Post by: paulham on March 01, 2009, 04:48:41 pm
He hasn't heard of "Bob-a-job".
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Post by: oldspice on March 01, 2009, 06:11:19 pm
A few years ago, a colleague was complaining about someone having a phone conversation whist sitting on the loo when there were people waiting for the loo. Quick as a flash I replied "perhaps she is on a pay-as-you-go tarif".

It didn't go down well.
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Post by: paulham on March 01, 2009, 06:25:41 pm
The future's sh*te, the future's brown.
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Post by: goldencup on March 02, 2009, 08:34:40 am
A few years ago, a colleague was complaining about someone having a phone conversation whist sitting on the loo when there were people waiting for the loo. Quick as a flash I replied "perhaps she is on a pay-as-you-go tarif".

It didn't go down well.

Well it made me laugh...
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Post by: drterror666 on March 02, 2009, 12:38:12 pm
Cos they charge peanuts for their flights and if they charged more for the flights you wouldn't agree with that neither.

I'm a whinge bag.  So sue me! ;)
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Post by: paulham on March 02, 2009, 04:12:13 pm
(http://www.bitterwallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/card.jpg)

Barstewards have taken it too far now!!!!!!!
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Post by: netbuddy on March 02, 2009, 04:43:14 pm
Well thanks to thei thread, I had a blinding idea...

Now, anyone know where I can get £1.2 million from to start up?
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Post by: Forth Bridges on March 02, 2009, 11:43:05 pm
just piss on the seats! 

If you had a small kids and needed baldy and you could not found change then the plan may spring a leak!!1
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Post by: paulham on March 04, 2009, 08:50:20 pm
I swear that at times you are trying to imitate officer Crabtree.(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Officer_Crabtree.jpg)
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Post by: loulou on March 05, 2009, 08:38:59 am
I thought 623 was going to suggest we open the emergency exit.
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Post by: drterror666 on March 05, 2009, 10:05:26 am
That's a damn good idea, unless there's a money slot for that too!