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Title: Your ideal job
Post by: bounty hunter on December 19, 2008, 07:44:53 am
What would this be?
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: paulham on December 19, 2008, 08:30:03 am
Is this ask the next person?
An elephant housing officer.
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: netbuddy on December 19, 2008, 09:38:15 am
A Ponani tester.
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: oldspice on December 19, 2008, 03:40:18 pm
I'm so beaten down by my current job my ideal job would be one that does not give you high blood pressure and clinical depression.
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: netbuddy on December 19, 2008, 08:16:56 pm
Nothing quite like a nice soft fresh ponani, they taste nice. If you ever get chance, you should try one, especially when they're fresh and moist or have been well filled.
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: paulham on December 19, 2008, 08:36:03 pm
I'm so beaten down by my current job my ideal job would be one that does not give you high blood pressure and clinical depression.

Poor Oldspice! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/606/2/refresh/images/smileys/f_hug.gif)
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: netbuddy on December 19, 2008, 10:50:18 pm
I'm so beaten down by my current job my ideal job would be one that does not give you high blood pressure and clinical depression.

Poor Oldspice! ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/606/2/refresh/images/smileys/f_hug.gif[/url])

Why? What do you do that's got you so down?
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: smurfboy on December 19, 2008, 11:16:48 pm
I feel guilty posting this after Oldspice's response, but I've pretty much been offered this - my dream job - today. I'll be working for this biggest player in my field, and my salary just went up by 10K. WOOHOO!
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: netbuddy on December 19, 2008, 11:56:07 pm
I like my ponani well buttered too. Just thinking of eating one is making me dribble with excitement. I can't wait to get my choppers around a nice fresh ponani.
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: oldspice on December 20, 2008, 09:04:16 am
I feel guilty posting this after Oldspice's response, but I've pretty much been offered this - my dream job - today. I'll be working for this biggest player in my field, and my salary just went up by 10K. WOOHOO!

Oh Don't feel guilty Smurfy. It's fantastic that you have been offered something that will make you happy and wealthier - especially in today's econimic climate. Good luck to you and I hope you enjoy you new challenge and your new-found wealth!
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: oldspice on December 20, 2008, 09:10:36 am
I'm so beaten down by my current job my ideal job would be one that does not give you high blood pressure and clinical depression.

Poor Oldspice! ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/606/2/refresh/images/smileys/f_hug.gif[/url])

Why? What do you do that's got you so down?


I am teacher in a Further Education College.  Most of the time it's no different from teaching in a school (except they call is 'lecturers'). Some of the students are very badly behaved and have no interest in learning anything. They are there because they would otherwise be termed 'NEETS' (not in education, employment or training) so they are paid up to £30 a week to turn up for college and be abusive to me and my colleagues. As part of my job I train teachers (both qualified and trainee teachers) and I assess teachers in the classroom. I feel like a great big fraud when I give them feedback about controlling behaviour when I know that sometimes nothing works and you have to let them run riot. I feel like telling them ' whatever you do, don't carry on with teaching. In ten years you'll be a physical and emotional wreck'.
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: drterror666 on December 20, 2008, 01:28:00 pm
I like my ponani well buttered too.

I thought it was punani, you filthy man!
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: netbuddy on December 20, 2008, 02:02:25 pm
!, that just shocking. I know I like my ponani and I like it fresh, buttered and well stuffed, its real juicy eating and theirs nothing quite like a nice soft ponani to get your mouth around.

Mmmmm Mmmm yummy.
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: loulou on December 20, 2008, 07:25:40 pm
My ideal job would be running a donkey sanctuary but I've always wanted phams job. The job satisfaction he must get from housing all those elephants must make it a joy to go to work each day.
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: netbuddy on December 20, 2008, 08:24:09 pm
I like my ponani well buttered too.

I thought it was punani, you filthy man!

Your right it is punani, but I am talking about ponani, something different.
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: paulham on December 20, 2008, 08:52:23 pm
Ponani    
   
pronounced ( pooh - na - knee )
1. Panini Bread, the kind you eat.
2. The manly discreate way to say pussy. Derived from Panini Bread. Ponani is hot and served with two buns.
Kyle, You get some ponani?
How's your ponani Amy?
Her ponani was like a brillo pad.


That one then?
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: netbuddy on December 20, 2008, 11:24:17 pm
Ponani bread, as in bread from Ponani, in India. Nice stuff.
Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: bounty hunter on December 21, 2008, 10:02:17 am
I would like the job of Santa at the girl's sixth form college.  I imagine it's not all fun and games though and the first couple of days would be the hardest.  After Christmas I could stay and fill their ponani.  Well, someone's got to do it.


Title: Re: Your ideal job
Post by: netbuddy on December 23, 2008, 12:49:27 pm
LMAO. Hardest part of the job...