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Title: Best of the web
Post by: netbuddy on December 16, 2008, 12:36:00 am: What do you find on your travels? Anything funny to share...

How about this.

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Post by: paulham on December 16, 2008, 06:56:41 pm: What's unusual?
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Post by: wjp666 on December 16, 2008, 07:20:43 pm: ?
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Post by: netbuddy on December 17, 2008, 02:29:18 am: You still not see the problem? Clue is the title of the image. This cracked me up because it is such a subtle one until it hits you like a lump hammer and you get it.
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Post by: scampycat on December 17, 2008, 04:15:17 am: I get it lol..wonder which workman was first to say "oh bollards"...
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Post by: Forth Bridges on December 17, 2008, 09:09:40 am: LOL How do there get the van out!
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Post by: netbuddy on December 17, 2008, 10:32:38 am: ;)
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Post by: wjp666 on December 17, 2008, 04:44:43 pm: ah, i finally get it. very good.
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Post by: paulham on December 17, 2008, 04:54:40 pm: Oh! Right!
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Post by: netbuddy on December 17, 2008, 07:20:18 pm: Here is a couple more..

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Post by: netbuddy on December 19, 2008, 02:31:57 am: Here's a couple more...

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Post by: drterror666 on December 19, 2008, 11:59:52 am: That first one has to be photoshopped, the second one is very clever marketing.
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Post by: netbuddy on December 19, 2008, 11:01:45 pm: I really wouldn't know but they're different and funny.

These are pictures are from various sources, some via peer to peer networks, lots I Google hacked from servers and others sourced from emails to me from friends sharing funny stuff.

Here are two more... one you should appreciate.

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Post by: drterror666 on December 20, 2008, 01:29:50 pm: 666, the number of the bins! \m/
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Post by: netbuddy on December 20, 2008, 01:51:02 pm: One for oldspice. ;)

No one got any funnies to share?

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Post by: netbuddy on December 23, 2008, 01:01:20 pm: Some Christmas themed funnies.

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Post by: netbuddy on December 25, 2008, 08:58:17 am: Ohhhh Sotp it...

You need go back to shcool.

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Post by: netbuddy on January 05, 2009, 02:00:29 am: Computer problems...

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Post by: netbuddy on January 05, 2009, 11:55:53 pm: This bill was actually mine.

I thought that they were having a laugh until they actually cut me off!

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Post by: goldencup on January 07, 2009, 08:00:53 am: I was just checking the online section of my local newspaper and came across this advice for driving in the icy conditions:

"Please allow extra time for your journey, don’t be rushing. It is better to get there safely than not at all.”

Hmmm, yes I can't argue with that.
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Post by: netbuddy on January 10, 2009, 04:47:48 pm: !

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Post by: netbuddy on January 10, 2009, 04:51:15 pm: Cheapest fuel in town, people fly in from miles around just to check out our prices!!!

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Post by: netbuddy on January 11, 2009, 01:05:50 am: Health and safety before the danger!

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Post by: paulham on January 11, 2009, 11:34:07 am: Photoshop is a wonderful thing, isn't it?
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Post by: Forth Bridges on January 11, 2009, 06:08:49 pm: (http://www.richardpettinger.com/funny/funny_road_signs/navigation.jpg)
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Post by: paulham on January 11, 2009, 08:54:30 pm: (http://www.boffer.co.uk/site/TMPSKU034.jpg)

Another photoshop?
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Post by: netbuddy on January 11, 2009, 11:53:35 pm: Holy traffic lights...

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Post by: netbuddy on January 17, 2009, 11:01:31 pm: No Problem..!

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Post by: netbuddy on January 18, 2009, 08:50:48 pm: :D

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Post by: netbuddy on January 18, 2009, 08:53:28 pm: RELAX !

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Post by: netbuddy on January 19, 2009, 12:18:09 pm: Eye Eye!
This one sends your eyes funny.

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Post by: netbuddy on January 22, 2009, 08:34:25 pm: A nice quiet day by the swimming pool.

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Post by: netbuddy on January 23, 2009, 02:15:18 pm: Quiet chocolatey type easter bunny thing going on.

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Post by: netbuddy on January 24, 2009, 09:22:07 pm: And this is just ****ed up!

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Post by: netbuddy on January 27, 2009, 10:45:58 am: A picture can speak a 1000 words.

Whats that saying... "Women are like monkeys, a monkey will not let go of the vine (current partner) its on until it has a hold of another (partner) vine first!"

I am sure it was Darwin that first noticed this trait.

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Post by: netbuddy on January 30, 2009, 10:10:21 am: You cuddly cute hamster turned in to a lean mean fighting machine....

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Post by: netbuddy on February 02, 2009, 11:50:23 pm: Take more than a can of Halfords Deicer to shift that lot...

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Post by: netbuddy on February 04, 2009, 08:57:44 am: Lobsetrs to the ready....

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Post by: netbuddy on February 05, 2009, 10:02:45 pm: How hard is this...

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Post by: netbuddy on February 18, 2009, 09:53:06 am: To fully appreciate the hilarity of this, SEE PICTURE FIRST... then read the message

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Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me.... selling a shovel.

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Post by: netbuddy on February 19, 2009, 07:51:48 pm: Who needs guitar hero when you have this...

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Post by: netbuddy on February 23, 2009, 01:12:24 pm: FreeMicrosoft activation key?

14MT0-05TUP1-DT0U5-30P3N-71NUX

This is the answer.

Convert leet to english...

IAMTO-OSTUPI-DTOUS-EOPEN-LINUX

Tidy it up a bit...

I AM TOO STUPID TO USE OPEN LINUX

Which I thought was quite funny, dont know about you but I wonder how many people have tried it!!! LMAO.
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Post by: netbuddy on February 24, 2009, 02:29:28 pm: Its OK, take your time, think about it...

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Post by: drterror666 on February 27, 2009, 09:34:29 am: Seen that one before. It's pretty clever.
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Post by: netbuddy on March 01, 2009, 10:58:19 pm: Ballsy Chocolate

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Post by: netbuddy on March 01, 2009, 11:07:08 pm: I have checked, it is genuine, the real deal... shito mix.

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Post by: netbuddy on March 02, 2009, 03:02:12 pm: Excue me... I just...

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Post by: netbuddy on March 03, 2009, 09:02:05 am: The Hairbear bunch....

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Post by: netbuddy on March 05, 2009, 10:02:41 pm: If you ever wondered what cock tastes like, well now you can try some...

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Post by: netbuddy on March 07, 2009, 01:39:46 pm: Protect your man hole.

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Post by: netbuddy on March 08, 2009, 10:42:48 pm: Fortune Cookie Surprise

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Post by: netbuddy on March 11, 2009, 05:20:48 pm: Quote from: Ear infection
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it..

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're going to Lose!
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Post by: netbuddy on March 13, 2009, 09:37:32 am: The Joker lives...

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Post by: netbuddy on March 18, 2009, 08:32:57 am: Ahhh, such is the power of beer...

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Post by: netbuddy on March 18, 2009, 11:43:49 pm: Sex mad

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Post by: netbuddy on March 23, 2009, 09:28:36 pm: LOL, how many times you done this on a train?

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Post by: netbuddy on March 24, 2009, 10:40:12 am: Likes a handful...

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Post by: netbuddy on March 24, 2009, 05:10:17 pm: Red neck word of the day....

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Post by: netbuddy on March 26, 2009, 05:09:33 am: £50 note
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A man goes and gets a £50 note tattooed on his manhood.

His wife asks him why he did that, he replied...
"Well for One I like to see my money grow,
Two, I like to play with my money,
Three I like money in my hand and last but not least,
next time you want to blow £50 you can stay home and do it..."

;D
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Post by: netbuddy on April 02, 2009, 07:11:16 pm: Downloading the internet...

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Post by: netbuddy on April 05, 2009, 05:35:19 pm: You know... A picture speaks a thousand word as the sayin goes, this one... Speaks for itself.

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Post by: netbuddy on April 05, 2009, 05:39:36 pm: Another 1000 words

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Post by: netbuddy on April 08, 2009, 01:32:17 am: DUCK!

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Post by: netbuddy on April 10, 2009, 12:16:56 am: Who's a Master Baiter?

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Post by: netbuddy on April 10, 2009, 12:28:45 am: Observation Test

Look at the + and wait until you see it.

Did you notice anything?

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Post by: wjp666 on April 10, 2009, 12:54:46 am: no - what was meant to happen?
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Post by: wjp666 on April 10, 2009, 12:55:32 am: oh, i get it - i wasn't close enough to the screen.
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Post by: netbuddy on April 10, 2009, 01:45:13 am: You dont need to be that close, just close enough to maintain steady eye contact with the + and then ask yourself where did it come from...
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Post by: netbuddy on April 15, 2009, 09:40:01 am: Almost home!

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Post by: drterror666 on April 15, 2009, 02:20:32 pm: Quote from: netbuddy on April 10, 2009, 01:45:13 am
You dont need to be that close, just close enough to maintain steady eye contact with the + and then ask yourself where did it come from...

Green dots! I CAN SEE GREEN DOTS!!!
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Post by: netbuddy on April 15, 2009, 11:41:47 pm: Quote from: drterror666 on April 15, 2009, 02:20:32 pm
Quote from: netbuddy on April 10, 2009, 01:45:13 am
You dont need to be that close, just close enough to maintain steady eye contact with the + and then ask yourself where did it come from...

Green dots! I CAN SEE GREEN DOTS!!!
OK, next question you need to ask is if the green dots are not in the animation and green is not the negative colour to purple... Where did they come from?
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Post by: wjp666 on April 16, 2009, 02:14:07 am: green dots? my dots vanished altogether!
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Post by: paulham on April 16, 2009, 04:22:37 pm: Quote from: netbuddy on April 15, 2009, 09:40:01 am
Almost home!

He has a sister who runs "Aunt Fanny's Bargain Bucket"
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Post by: netbuddy on April 17, 2009, 10:14:23 am: Lorry delivery driver..... :o

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Post by: drterror666 on April 17, 2009, 11:17:29 am: Quote from: netbuddy on April 15, 2009, 11:41:47 pm
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Quote from: netbuddy on April 10, 2009, 01:45:13 am
You dont need to be that close, just close enough to maintain steady eye contact with the + and then ask yourself where did it come from...
Green dots! I CAN SEE GREEN DOTS!!!
OK, next question you need to ask is if the green dots are not in the animation and green is not the negative colour to purple... Where did they come from?

Er, from outer space? It's those damn space aliens again!
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Post by: wjp666 on April 17, 2009, 06:32:10 pm: space aliens are the worst kind of aliens!
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Post by: paulham on April 17, 2009, 08:52:57 pm: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152972 (http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152972)
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Post by: netbuddy on April 26, 2009, 10:41:03 am: Wow, dude... I went through your bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it. Awesome. Got any munchies I can't feel my tongue.... hahahaha...

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Post by: netbuddy on May 07, 2009, 11:24:06 pm: Water!

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Post by: netbuddy on May 09, 2009, 09:06:14 pm: Online dating... Your doing it wrong...

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Post by: netbuddy on May 15, 2009, 02:42:53 pm: Alzheimers eh? Not as bad as having ....

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