Chocolate Forum
Chat => General => Topic started by: bounty hunter on December 15, 2008, 08:17:41 pm
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1. The first £100 of monthly salary to be paid in chocolate. This will prevent redundancies in the chocolate industry, boost morale and therefore drive the economy.
2. Monopoly money to become legal tender. This will help relieve the pressure on the Bank of England and help with the balance of payment, or something.
3. The Royal family to auction all their paintings and furniture and distribute the money among the populous. This will inject much needed capital and ease the recession without affecting inflation (clever eh!)
4. All girls to wear full school uniform til the age of 19 (well it can't do any harm)
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The first 100 lb you mean?
I would make the utilities like power, water and gas company's cough up a huge refund, it is they that have all the money and starved the population of much needed cash to support said chocolate industry, starving estate agents and fuel for the economy, a kick start in one easy fell swoop.
The Royal who? What, they still knocking about? Thought they buggered off years ago. I would evict the lot of em, auction off their crap to car boot sales, keep the good stuff for the museums and the change gets allocated to chocolate & chocolate development.
No.4, No Comment. I am now going to confession to talk with father o'brien for my sinful thoughts. Although I am not religious, its the thought that counts, eh? Cheers.
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only 19?
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Yes, after that they have to be nurses
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Or Gymnasts :) Thanks for the image, I'M off to have a bath in ice cubes.
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Gymnasts! Now you're talking. Make sure they're 16 though.
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What sort of filth is this? Wash your mouths out with soap immediately!
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16! Geez, my names not po kim yeung...
I find police women off putting, so please, no thoughts on them. Stick with the nurses...
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Police women! Wooo hooo, they're lovely. I wouldn't cum quietly
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16! Geez, my names not po kim yeung...
I think he meant 16 as in 'at least 16' rather than between the ages of 15 and 17.
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Perish the thought, a 16 stone woman in a skin tight leotard (*shudders).
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16! Geez, my names not po kim yeung...
I think he meant 16 as in 'at least 16' rather than between the ages of 15 and 17.
Yes, that's right. I do like to look at the sixth formers - but I date much older women
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Necrophiliac.
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HAGGIS SMOTHERER
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Indeed. A little peppercorn sauce can be lovely with it.
Now, back to you shagging the dead...
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What I meant to say was that theirs nothing wrong with 16 stone women, just not in leotards.
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Necrophilia is dead boring!
I went to a necrophilia party once, but left because it was f**king dead!
Boom, tish, I thank you!
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I had a nightmare last night, I dreamt that a 16 stone woman in a leotard kidnapped me. I won't go into the full details as it might put you off your dinner or chocolate bar.
I forgot to say that she was made of chocolate...
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My thread has been hijacked by pervs!
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You really do have a euphemism for every occasion, don't you?
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I don't understand what you mean. Do you think perv is a euphemism?
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My thread has been hijacked by pervs!
For "thread" read "penis", for "hijacked" read, well...whatever you like!
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I've got 5 and a half inches girth matey, thankyou very much.
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(http://www.matey.co.uk/images/productimage.gif)
Which one is yours?
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MATEY! I used to love Matey was I was little. You could get loads of different ones; I remember a Santa Matey they used to bring out for Xmas.
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Awwwwwwww I remember the little bottles of Avon bubble bath that came with an apple shaped lid, always had that in my bath on christmas morning when I was young.
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Now you can wash your willy as fast as you like and mum need never know!
Sorry...
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DIVE DIVE DIVE..... Torpedo tube number one ready to launch!
Ooooh ya, sink that battle ship.