Chocolate Forum

General Category => Eating Methods => Topic started by: $ick3nin.vend3tta on November 22, 2008, 08:29:48 pm

Title: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: $ick3nin.vend3tta on November 22, 2008, 08:29:48 pm

For you, is it great, mind numbing, toe curling animalistic sex or does sucking on a cadburys flake float your boat more???...

Personally for me, When I was 18, sex was better, but now that I'm 86, I prefer the chocolate.

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: paulham on November 22, 2008, 08:32:20 pm

Well.....it is amazing what you can do with a Flake.

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: smurfboy on November 23, 2008, 07:48:28 pm

It depends a) on the quality of the choc and b) on the quality of the sex.

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: goldencup on November 24, 2008, 07:34:24 am

and who it's with.

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: paulham on November 24, 2008, 01:30:32 pm

As I said, it is amazing what you can do (on your own) with a Flake.

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: drterror666 on November 26, 2008, 05:53:50 pm

Chocolate and sex.  At the same time.  Naturally!

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: MsBell on November 28, 2008, 01:18:50 pm

For me you cannot compare them!
I love them both and i couldn't not life without them!
And I was never in the situation to decide but if i would have to it would definitely depend on my mood  :)

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: drterror666 on November 28, 2008, 05:59:57 pm

Just have both! ;)

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: stustustudio on August 17, 2010, 04:27:58 am

Chocolate is more consistently good, but sex has a higher ceiling of satisfaction.

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: drterror666 on August 17, 2010, 11:15:54 am

Wow, a new poster who isn't a spammer/spambot/evil internet machine lifeform!  Welcome to the forum!  I still say just have both!

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: loulou on August 23, 2010, 01:29:03 am

I say choc only for the 86 yr old cos i don't want the excitement killing him.

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: drterror666 on August 23, 2010, 03:12:19 pm

I like kittens!

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: loulou on August 28, 2010, 02:19:10 pm

I like puppies!

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: Max Morriss on October 03, 2010, 09:54:07 pm

I like turtles.
Chocolate turtles that is ;)

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: drterror666 on October 04, 2010, 11:24:07 am

Chocolate turtles?  Where?

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: Max Morriss on October 06, 2010, 04:30:24 am

HA!
Something about that turtle and his cane on the packaging.
Oh mercy me, it gives me needs.

For visual aid purposes.

(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6425/s1049.jpg) (http://img638.imageshack.us/i/s1049.jpg/)

Title: Re: Is chocolate better than sex???...
Post by: drterror666 on October 06, 2010, 11:42:10 am

I'm definitely missing something here.  What packaging are you talking about here?