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Title: Bounty's News stories
Post by: bounty hunter on September 08, 2008, 09:09:18 am
Only one of my three news stories was true, the other two were made up.  Which one was true?

A. twins cheating in Ely half marathon.
B. Peterborough to flood
C. Alligators in South Shields
Title: Re: Bounty's News stories
Post by: smurfboy on September 08, 2008, 02:25:33 pm
I thought they were all made up! I'll guess that the marathon twins is the true one.
Title: Re: Bounty's News stories
Post by: bounty hunter on September 08, 2008, 02:31:51 pm
Nope!
Title: Re: Bounty's News stories
Post by: smurfboy on September 08, 2008, 04:13:29 pm
The alligators then?
Title: Re: Bounty's News stories
Post by: paulham on September 08, 2008, 05:56:49 pm
The one where you professed your "love" for Hermione?
Title: Re: Bounty's News stories
Post by: bounty hunter on September 08, 2008, 08:41:07 pm
You mean Emma Watson!  Well, yes that's true but not a news story.  In fact the one about the alligators was genuine.  Taken from the Shields Gazette of 29th August, 2008.  The animal has now been taken to a zoo.  Its origin is unknown.
Title: Re: Bounty's News stories
Post by: Forth Bridges on September 08, 2008, 11:28:49 pm
B: is true
Title: Re: Bounty's News stories
Post by: bounty hunter on September 09, 2008, 07:26:39 am
I said it was the alligators!!!  FFS.  Well done Smurfy!
Title: Re: Bounty's News stories
Post by: loulou on September 09, 2008, 10:00:08 am
That is because they were crocodiles.
Title: Re: Bounty's News stories
Post by: paulham on September 09, 2008, 05:47:07 pm
D: Green.

You know what I mean, eh, Smurfy?
Title: Re: Bounty's News stories
Post by: bounty hunter on September 09, 2008, 07:42:34 pm
The sparrows have flown away but there's still seed on the floor.
Title: Re: Bounty's News stories
Post by: smurfboy on September 10, 2008, 01:44:40 pm
Quote from: paulham on September 09, 2008, 05:47:07 pm
D: Green.

You know what I mean, eh, Smurfy?

Wahey, 1-0!
Title: Re: Bounty's News stories
Post by: paulham on September 10, 2008, 06:43:05 pm
Bloody hell! :D ;)