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Chat => General => Topic started by: loulou on August 23, 2008, 11:25:06 pm

Title: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: loulou on August 23, 2008, 11:25:06 pm
A BATTLE of the sexes is set to erupt as a North city unveils its newest bar... which has banned men!

Bosses claim The Sugar Lounge in Newcastle will not be a female equivalent to raunchy men’s clubs such as Blue Velvet and For Your Eyes Only.

But the only men allowed will be scantily clad male waiters delivering table service to fairer sex customers. The bar, in the city’s Sports Cafe complex, is decked out boudoir style with plush curtains and cushions, a heart-shaped double bed and a picture of David Beckham on the wall.

It is already open to the public but is set to have an official launch at the end of this month, when a saucy schedule of Ann Summers parties and pole dancing lessons is set to be unveiled. Aside from the topless waiters, there are strictly no men allowed.

Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: oldspice on August 24, 2008, 09:40:28 am
It sounds horrendous!
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: loulou on August 24, 2008, 11:53:28 am
I thought it sounded too scarey to enter.
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: oldspice on August 24, 2008, 12:06:38 pm
I would like to see more bars catering for middle-aged people with a wide range of interests. Somewhere where we can meet, chat, eat and perhaps listen to decent live music.


I think the girls-only bar in Newcastle sounds great for a particular age-group and type of women but it does not appeal to me.
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: goldencup on August 24, 2008, 01:44:03 pm
I think it would be worth a visit - pity about David Beckham though!
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: oldspice on August 24, 2008, 01:56:42 pm
Yes, that poster would have to go! I'd replace it with a Frank Lampard one!
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: loulou on August 24, 2008, 03:53:15 pm
Within a month it will be known as a lesbian bar.
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: paulham on August 24, 2008, 04:43:34 pm
I like lesbians but I couldn't eat one hole, eh a hole one, umm, a whole one.
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: oldspice on August 24, 2008, 09:51:13 pm
All men seem to like lesbians. I haven't met a man yet who doesn't have a fantasy about watching lesbians make love with each other.
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: paulham on August 24, 2008, 10:00:16 pm
Yes, true. I cannot ever see me having a homosexual relationship but if I was a woman I'd be a lesbian definitely.
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Post by: bounty hunter on August 25, 2008, 07:23:59 am
All my dvds are girl on girl.  There's nothing better than seeing two girls kissing and then going down on each other.
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: oldspice on August 25, 2008, 08:11:58 am
Well I suppose once I mentioned the word 'fantasy' one of them had to describe it in graphic detail.
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: bounty hunter on August 25, 2008, 09:14:32 am
LOL!
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: loulou on August 25, 2008, 07:03:23 pm
Next time you come to Newcastle bounty we will go look through the window.
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Post by: smurfboy on August 26, 2008, 02:13:53 pm
It always makes me laugh when men get off on lesbian porn. I bet half of them have ever met a real lesbian.
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: loulou on August 26, 2008, 09:37:23 pm
Get round to mine. there's half a dozen in the flat downstairs every friday night.
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: bounty hunter on August 27, 2008, 06:58:46 am
It makes me laugh when gay men pretend to be experts on lesbianism.  I get off on seeing cute girls kissing and doing naughty things to each other.  Most real lesbians look like Captain Caveman.  Although you do get hot bi-curious straight women, but that's another subject.  I work with several lesbians.  Happy now?
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: oldspice on August 27, 2008, 09:04:00 am
I know several lesbians, none of whom look like Captain Cavemen.
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: loulou on August 27, 2008, 09:06:14 am
I know lesbians who are quite pretty but I have worked with loads that have been of the shaved head and dungarees variety. I just don't get that if a woman wants to be with another woman then why go with one that tries looking like a man? 
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: oldspice on August 27, 2008, 09:08:58 am
I suppose lesbians are just like gay guys in that you can get straight looking/acting gay men and effeminate looking/acting gay men.  Heterosexuals also differ widely in they way they present themselves. Some straight men alike well-built, sturdy women and others like flat-chested mousey things who look like little girls.
Title: Re: Girls only bar opens in Newcastle.
Post by: smurfboy on August 27, 2008, 11:20:37 am
It makes me laugh when gay men pretend to be experts on lesbianism.   

I'm no expert; I just find it amusing.