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Chat => General => Topic started by: loulou on July 28, 2008, 07:28:12 pm

Title: Countdown
Post by: loulou on July 28, 2008, 07:28:12 pm
Des O'Connor is leaving to concentrate on his 36th album (must get that to go with my other 35) ;)
Carol Vorderman is leaving too. Who would you like to see replace them? 
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Post by: paulham on July 28, 2008, 07:44:32 pm
The Osbournes.
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Post by: naxos on July 28, 2008, 09:01:08 pm
Vorderman was asked to take a 90% pay cut, which would still put her on £100,000 a year. If you can get that kind of dosh for doing sums, heck I vote for myself as her replacement. I have better legs too.
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Post by: loulou on July 28, 2008, 11:51:59 pm
Where's my calculator?
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Post by: oldspice on July 29, 2008, 07:47:31 am
When I was very small, I used to think Des O'Connor was very handsome. I even liked his record 'I Pretend' - but to quote a Dylan song - 'but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now'.
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Post by: smurfboy on July 29, 2008, 02:00:43 pm
I always thought Tom O'Connor would have been ideal for the host's job. As for the letters, anyone can turn a few cards round - it's the numbers that will prove difficult. I imagine that'll be done by computer now, but some of the magic of Countdown will be lost.
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Post by: loulou on July 29, 2008, 06:52:42 pm
Maybe a double act like Little and Large would work.
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Post by: paulham on July 29, 2008, 06:54:30 pm
What other geriatric presenters/actors/all round entertainers are in need of a job?
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Post by: loulou on July 29, 2008, 07:05:19 pm
Cannon and Ball but I don't like them. Peters and Lee but obviously the blind one can't do the word game.
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Post by: naxos on July 29, 2008, 07:13:32 pm
His being dead would be something of a drawback too.
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Post by: loulou on July 29, 2008, 07:22:03 pm
Never mind.  Richard and Judy then?
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Post by: paulham on July 29, 2008, 07:31:30 pm
Peters and Lee but obviously the blind one can't do the word game.
You haven't heard of braille then?
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Post by: loulou on July 29, 2008, 08:13:33 pm
doesn't matter now he's dead
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Post by: Forth Bridges on July 31, 2008, 12:30:34 am
She left because there wanted rid of her!
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Post by: loulou on August 01, 2008, 12:05:33 am
I was always amazed that with all her money she did not employ a stylist to help her dress better.
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Post by: smurfboy on August 01, 2008, 01:59:02 pm
She went mad when Trinny and Susannah tried to give her advice. Maybe they were too close to the truth for comfort.
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Post by: oldspice on August 01, 2008, 06:32:08 pm
I can't stand that pair. Who are they to tell people how they should dress? There has been a TV trailer all this week in which they annouce 'we have to teach the women of Britain how to shop properly'. I find myself howling at the TV in rage. I'm sick to the back teeth with these so-called 'life coaches' invading every area of our lives, telling us what to eat, wear, decorate and arrange our gardens. I say "bu**er off and mind your own business!!!!!!'.
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Post by: naxos on August 01, 2008, 09:51:23 pm
Absolutely. A frumpy chinless heiress and a hopeless coke addict fashion victim who both dress like mutton. And people actually listen to their advice!
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Post by: loulou on August 02, 2008, 12:18:06 am
I like watching Gok Wan. I'd be happy for him to take me shopping and give me style advice.
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Post by: oldspice on August 02, 2008, 09:03:56 am
Yes, perhaps I have more time for Gok, because he actually encourages people to accept who they are. However, I still think there is a modern-day mania for self-improvement, home-improvement, de-clutter, clear-out-your-mind/home/wardrobe/garden, re-locate-to-the-country/continent/moon etc. Who decides what is accpetable and who decides what is the norm to which we should all conform?

The other thing that annoys me is the constant suggestion by TV advertising that we have fictional conditions such as 'slower digestive transit' that can only be cured by eating a certain yoghurt. Then there are the 'embarrassing leaks' adverts that convince women they need to wear a particular pad (instead of doing pelvic floor exercises which are free).

Or, we have to use a multitude of cleaning materials and smell machines so that our home is free from 'harmful ozones' or 'bacteria'. It's such a load of codswallop. A regular decent cleaning routine with ONE product (who needs a bathroom AND kitchen cleaner??) is all any of us need.
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Post by: goldencup on August 02, 2008, 09:28:05 am
I've mentioned this before but I'll do it again - a friend of mine who works in a chemical factory says that all these products - bathroom cleaner, kitchen cleaner, floor cleaner, bubble bath, shampoo - you name it - are basically the same stuff - detergent!  They just add various things to them to make them seem different.
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Post by: oldspice on August 02, 2008, 11:20:01 am
Absolutely Goldencup. And when I have people coming to my home, I always wizz round the bath, sink and loo with a nice smelling bubble bath as it makes everything shiny and nicely smelly.
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Post by: smurfboy on August 02, 2008, 12:04:21 pm
I can't stand that pair. Who are they to tell people how they should dress? There has been a TV trailer all this week in which they annouce 'we have to teach the women of Britain how to shop properly'. I find myself howling at the TV in rage. I'm sick to the back teeth with these so-called 'life coaches' invading every area of our lives, telling us what to eat, wear, decorate and arrange our gardens. I say "bu**er off and mind your own business!!!!!!'.

I can see why you think that Oldspice, but no one forces the participants to do this. If people are happy with how they look and don't feel the need for advice, they won't go on shows like Trinny and Susannah etc. If they want to parade themselves on TV it's their choice.
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Post by: naxos on August 02, 2008, 12:12:43 pm
Top marks to Gok Wan for blind testing anti-ageing products too, but if you have to apply these every day surely you'd just end up with really young-looking fingertips?
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Post by: oldspice on August 02, 2008, 03:01:29 pm
I can't stand that pair. Who are they to tell people how they should dress? There has been a TV trailer all this week in which they annouce 'we have to teach the women of Britain how to shop properly'. I find myself howling at the TV in rage. I'm sick to the back teeth with these so-called 'life coaches' invading every area of our lives, telling us what to eat, wear, decorate and arrange our gardens. I say "bu**er off and mind your own business!!!!!!'.

I can see why you think that Oldspice, but no one forces the participants to do this. If people are happy with how they look and don't feel the need for advice, they won't go on shows like Trinny and Susannah etc. If they want to parade themselves on TV it's their choice.


Of course, you are right Smurfy, they don't have to take part. The trouble is that we are fed such a diet of this type of show that I am sure many people's self confidence is gradually eroded until they are terrified to step outside the door for fear of looking 'wrong'. 
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Post by: paulham on August 02, 2008, 05:14:43 pm
Of course, you are right Smurfy, they don't have to take part. The trouble is that we are fed such a diet of this type of show that I am sure many people's self confidence is gradually eroded until they are terrified to step outside the door for fear of looking 'wrong'. 

Yep, couldn't agree more Oldspice. You cannot justify what some people do in the name of Islam but their comments about the shallow and decadent West never rang more true.
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Post by: loulou on August 03, 2008, 02:39:48 pm
I'll take 7 consonants and a vowel and two from the top and the rest from anywhere else.
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Post by: paulham on August 03, 2008, 04:41:11 pm
I heard you prefer a pee (please Bob).
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Post by: loulou on August 03, 2008, 04:43:11 pm
 :o