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Chat => General => Topic started by: koi on July 10, 2008, 07:17:14 am

Title: Chocolate inuendos
Post by: koi on July 10, 2008, 07:17:14 am
Hi all. Im writing a best mans speech & he loves eating lots of chocolate!
Can anyone help me with posting some chocolate inuendos & jokes.
Any ideas would be great.
Thanks.
Title: Re: Chocolate inuendos
Post by: smurfboy on July 10, 2008, 02:04:55 pm
Well you could always suggest he takes his new wife up Bournville Boulevard.
Title: Re: Chocolate inuendos
Post by: paulham on July 10, 2008, 02:32:36 pm
He could give her a finger of fudge?
The difference between one of the bridesmaids and a Kit Kat is that you only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat.
The best man likes a big chunky Yorkie?
Title: Re: Chocolate inuendos
Post by: bounty hunter on July 10, 2008, 09:33:45 pm
'I bet he can't wait to get his tongue in the bride's Golden Cup!'

'The bride will be getting her lips around his Toblerone tonight.'

I do have more, but Loulou's guidelines etc...
Title: Re: Chocolate inuendos
Post by: loulou on July 10, 2008, 11:11:00 pm
i'm shocked
Title: Re: Chocolate inuendos
Post by: paulham on July 13, 2008, 05:13:38 pm
Pleased to meet you.
I'm appalled.
Title: Re: Chocolate inuendos
Post by: koi on July 15, 2008, 06:51:13 am
im thinking something like when they get to bed he can pull down her Snickers, part her Curley Wurley. Play with her chocolate Buttons.
Then wipe up his Milky Way.
 :o
Title: Re: Chocolate inuendos
Post by: goldencup on July 15, 2008, 09:26:26 am
Perhaps this should be moved to the Adult section...
Title: Re: Chocolate inuendos
Post by: smurfboy on July 15, 2008, 01:50:51 pm
Koi won't be able to access it under the new rules.
Title: Re: Chocolate inuendos
Post by: goldencup on July 15, 2008, 05:21:25 pm
Shame....
Title: Re: Chocolate inuendos
Post by: koi on July 15, 2008, 08:51:43 pm
Its only your thoughts that is making it adult  ;D
Title: Re: Chocolate inuendos
Post by: koi on July 15, 2008, 08:53:12 pm
He can Whisper into her ear !