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Title: Teenager finds bat asleep in bra
Post by: paulham on July 09, 2008, 09:00:35 pm
[ A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.

When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.

"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm)

It doesn't say whether she felt a right tit as she found it.
Title: Re: Teenager finds bat asleep in bra
Post by: smurfboy on July 09, 2008, 09:24:56 pm
I couldn't imagine how someone could lose a bat in their bra - but then I saw it was a 34FF! You could lose a buffalo in that.
Title: Re: Teenager finds bat asleep in bra
Post by: loulou on July 09, 2008, 09:49:53 pm
That's funny.
Title: Re: Teenager finds bat asleep in bra
Post by: oldspice on July 10, 2008, 07:50:43 am
Paulham's 'right tit' quip has me in fits. That's a right good start to the day.
Title: Re: Teenager finds bat asleep in bra
Post by: paulham on July 10, 2008, 02:34:48 pm
I like to keep a breast of things.
Mammories are made of this.
Title: Re: Teenager finds bat asleep in bra
Post by: bounty hunter on July 10, 2008, 09:29:48 pm
I saw pics in Metro.  The girl's got fantastic breasts!
Title: Re: Teenager finds bat asleep in bra
Post by: loulou on July 10, 2008, 11:12:57 pm
how do you decide what are fantastic breasts?
Title: Re: Teenager finds bat asleep in bra
Post by: bounty hunter on July 11, 2008, 07:00:47 am
A good question.  It depends.  If we're talking big ones, then they need to be roughly pear-shaped; not too firm but not overly droopy either.  The nipples should be quite firm and the areolas not too big.

Small to medium ones should be slightly uptilted and with puffy areolas if possible.

Hope this isn't too much detail, but you did ask.
Title: Re: Teenager finds bat asleep in bra
Post by: goldencup on July 11, 2008, 07:12:35 am
Definitely too much information.  How would a 34FF bra require 'padding'?????
And thank you Smurfy, I was wondering where that buffalo had gone.