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Title: Just for fun
Post by: salsa on February 26, 2005, 03:35:51 pm

There is no hiding the fact I am not all that interested in men as partners.However, occasionally one takes my eye.


This did over the past 2 months ish. I finally agreed to go out with him after him asking continously and our first 'date' was this monday coming. How exciting huh.


Anyway, yesterday evening got a text from him saying the following ''sorry i was out of credit. I love you too your right though I am bad for you. Are you and the kids okay?''


Needless to say Monday night I will be here :)


Last time I went on a date I fell over a speed hump.


Im going to write a book.

Title: Just for fun
Post by: on February 26, 2005, 03:52:02 pm
Let us know when you finish.
Title: Just for fun
Post by: loulou on February 26, 2005, 04:07:23 pm
Hope it is available in paperback .
Title: Just for fun
Post by: salsa on February 26, 2005, 04:13:41 pm

you can all have a copy if it gets published. I seriously have a ton of bad date stories.


Worst thing is monkey up there still thinks he has a chance.

Title: Just for fun
Post by: loulou on February 26, 2005, 04:24:35 pm
who is monkey?
Title: Just for fun
Post by: roxy on February 26, 2005, 04:26:49 pm

The skunk.


 

Title: Just for fun
Post by: loulou on February 26, 2005, 04:32:52 pm
?
Title: Just for fun
Post by: goldencup on February 26, 2005, 04:43:35 pm
The one who gets his text messages confused I imagine. Texts and emails have a lot to answer for if you're not very careful with them!
Title: Just for fun
Post by: roxy on February 26, 2005, 04:54:04 pm

You're spared the pleasure of his smell for an entire evening...


For what it's worth...

Title: Just for fun
Post by: loulou on February 26, 2005, 04:54:28 pm
He smells?
Title: Just for fun
Post by: salsa on February 26, 2005, 05:18:34 pm

yeah :)


 


:(

Title: Just for fun
Post by: loulou on February 26, 2005, 05:19:13 pm
Title: Just for fun
Post by: salsa on February 26, 2005, 05:21:30 pm

Oh, there was this guy I went out with years ago aswell from work.


One night I asked his mate how he was, and his mate responded with ''i dunno he was having a row with his girlfriend in his pub last night''


I hadnt been in the pub with him.


He got the boot too.

Title: Just for fun
Post by: goldencup on February 26, 2005, 05:38:48 pm
By the way Salsa, did he ever give you your eye back?
Title: Just for fun
Post by: on February 26, 2005, 05:48:55 pm


You had happy pills too!

Title: Just for fun
Post by: salsa on February 26, 2005, 05:53:28 pm

Quote from: goldencup
By the way Salsa, did he ever give you your eye back?


 


I dont get that.

Title: Just for fun
Post by: on February 26, 2005, 05:56:52 pm
Quote from: salsa

There is no hiding the fact I am not all that interested in men as partners.However, occasionally one takes my eye.


 

Title: Just for fun
Post by: loulou on February 26, 2005, 05:58:03 pm
 That's so funny.
Title: Just for fun
Post by: salsa on February 26, 2005, 06:28:26 pm
ah right, yeah. It was my imaginary eye, not my green one :P
Title: Just for fun
Post by: on February 26, 2005, 06:29:28 pm
Or your brown one!
Title: Just for fun
Post by: salsa on February 26, 2005, 06:33:06 pm
Nah, I have greenish eyes.
Title: Just for fun
Post by: on February 26, 2005, 06:34:10 pm
You said hygiene didn't concern you!
Title: Just for fun
Post by: salsa on February 26, 2005, 06:34:53 pm
Strangely enough that was humour :P
Title: Just for fun
Post by: smurfboy on February 28, 2005, 10:20:40 am

I don't do dates of any kind. My friend came up with a new name for me last night - 'Shag and Go' (based on the name of a popular shampoo)!


Title: Just for fun
Post by: chocolate chick on February 28, 2005, 10:25:46 am
Sorry to hear about that Salsa. I think I am lucky with my boyfriend. He does have kids from a previous relationship but we all seem to mix well. It's not always easy but the end result is worth it.
Title: Just for fun
Post by: roxy on February 28, 2005, 12:53:01 pm
No special reason for asking, is speed hump still on the market?
Title: Just for fun
Post by: salsa on February 28, 2005, 05:13:31 pm

Mr Speed Hump ( joe) actually rang me yesterday and we had a nice chat. He is off the shelf, and playing the field


Quote from: smurfboy


I don't do dates of any kind. My friend came up with a new name for me last night - 'Shag and Go' (based on the name of a popular shampoo)!




Thats my idea entirely, but sometimes you get put in a position where you cant say no.


 


I am going out with mr tonight, and i told him to bring his wallet. Beers are on him.

Title: Just for fun
Post by: loulou on February 28, 2005, 08:32:14 pm
Let us know how the date goes.
Title: Just for fun
Post by: roxy on February 28, 2005, 08:47:50 pm
Who's watching the kids?
Title: Just for fun
Post by: loulou on February 28, 2005, 08:55:57 pm
What kids?
Title: Just for fun
Post by: salsa on March 01, 2005, 12:11:12 am

his kids, and his ex wife is.


It was ok, I had verbal diahorria, which wasnt classy,but hey. Not sure if i would go again.

Title: Just for fun
Post by: loulou on March 01, 2005, 12:35:06 am
Did you go for a meal?
Title: Just for fun
Post by: roxy on March 01, 2005, 10:15:02 am

"Verbal diarrhea"?


Rob, could that be one of the symptoms?

Title: Just for fun
Post by: robbie on March 01, 2005, 12:15:07 pm
Sounds like your beer contained Sudan 1.
Title: Just for fun
Post by: roxy on March 01, 2005, 12:49:07 pm
The kids are okay though. 
Title: Just for fun
Post by: loulou on March 01, 2005, 01:47:27 pm

Quote from: robbie
Sounds like your beer contained Sudan 1.


Not again robbie.

Title: Just for fun
Post by: salsa on March 01, 2005, 05:08:56 pm

we did the business, and i dont mean i removed any clothing ( other than my coat)