Post by: loulou on March 16, 2008, 05:47:39 pm
You put the name of your first pet with your mothers maiden name and that gives you your porn star name.
Mine is Candy Ireland. How good is that.
Post by: smurfboy on March 16, 2008, 05:50:23 pm
What's your politician name? You get that by combining your middle name with the name of your street. Mine is Michael Tenby - he sounds like he's very high up in the Lib Dems.
Post by: loulou on March 16, 2008, 05:51:04 pm
Post by: smurfboy on March 16, 2008, 05:53:04 pm
That's a good one too. I can see her making Junior Minister at the next reshuffle.
Post by: loulou on March 16, 2008, 06:28:21 pm
Post by: MayRae on March 16, 2008, 09:41:34 pm
Porn Star name would be Bubbles Beedom. (Bubbles was my goldfish.)
Politician name would be Camille Sunset. I'm not sure what political party would take a candidate with a name like that! The Liberal Party maybe.
Post by: wjp666 on March 16, 2008, 11:32:44 pm
porn = sparky smith
politician = james milton
hmm, not sure which one i like most. i think i'd rtather be sparky smith than jimmy milton.
Post by: oldspice on March 17, 2008, 06:58:12 am
My politician would be simply Beechwood as I don't have a middle name. He/she could be Noname Beechwood
Post by: goldencup on March 17, 2008, 07:51:01 am
And I haven't got a middle name either so I'll borrow my husband's and make my other name Arthur Ravine.
Post by: smurfboy on March 17, 2008, 02:09:13 pm
Quote from: MayRae
Porn Star name would be Bubbles Beedom. (Bubbles was my goldfish.)
Politician name would be Camille Sunset. I'm not sure what political party would take a candidate with a name like that! The Liberal Party maybe.
Camille Sunset makes a great porn name too!
Post by: on March 18, 2008, 07:46:48 pm
Captain Fudpucket.
Post by: loulou on March 18, 2008, 09:13:10 pm
Post by: MayRae on March 20, 2008, 05:15:24 am
Quote from: smurfboy
Camille Sunset makes a great porn name too!
Why thankyou. I think.
Post by: on March 21, 2008, 09:43:52 am
Quote from: loulou
I think you jest pham.
No, I just like the sound of it.
Post by: on March 21, 2008, 10:53:37 am
Politician = Stephen Longfellow
Post by: loulou on March 21, 2008, 09:24:50 pm
Post by: MayRae on March 21, 2008, 09:37:49 pm
Post by: loulou on March 21, 2008, 09:44:13 pm
My goldfish were always named after breakfast cereals and when they died they all got flushed down the toilet.
Post by: MayRae on March 22, 2008, 07:30:21 pm
Then the cat dug him up and ate him.
When you say breakfast cereal, do you mean you had a snap, a crackle and a pop? Or a Frosties and a Special K?
Post by: loulou on March 24, 2008, 12:48:13 am
Post by: MayRae on March 24, 2008, 01:14:59 am
I had Bubbles and when he died I got another one and my brother got one too. I called mine Starsky and my brother called his Hutch.
A couple of days later Hutch ate Starsky during the night. 
I was devastated and vowed never to own another goldfish.
Post by: on March 24, 2008, 11:31:31 am
Quote from: MayRae
A couple of days later Hutch ate Starsky during the night.I was devastated and vowed never to own another goldfish.
Devastated?
Some people would pay to watch filth like that!
Oh! I see what you mean.
Post by: loulou on March 24, 2008, 03:04:05 pm
Post by: goldencup on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 pm
No but I know somebody who still has a Starsky cardigan!
Post by: on March 29, 2008, 10:11:47 am
Scary thought, eh?
Post by: oldspice on March 29, 2008, 11:06:38 am
Quote from: loulou
I had a fish called cornflakes (but my brother had a speech problem til he was 11 and could only say congons). , a fish called weetabix and a one called sugar puff.
A fish called Weetabix? Wasn't that a film?
Post by: loulou on March 29, 2008, 10:11:41 pm
