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Title: New carry on film
Post by: loulou on March 15, 2008, 02:37:17 pm
There's a new carry on film coming starring vinnie Jones and Shane Richie.  Thankfully Shaun Williamson and Daniella Westbrook who were originally going to be in it have dropped out.

Who would you like to see in a carry on film?
Title: New carry on film
Post by: on March 15, 2008, 06:47:57 pm
Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Kenneth Connor, Charles Hawtrey, Joan Sims, Bernard Bresslaw, Jim Dale, Barbara Windsor and Leslie Phillips.
It isn't going to happen though, is it?

Let it lie, I say.
Title: New carry on film
Post by: loulou on March 15, 2008, 06:58:26 pm
How many on your wish list are still alive pham?
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Post by: on March 15, 2008, 06:58:50 pm
3
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Post by: loulou on March 15, 2008, 06:59:57 pm
It won't happen then.
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Post by: on March 15, 2008, 07:00:58 pm
Virtual frivolity?
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Post by: loulou on March 15, 2008, 07:02:47 pm
Nothing can be worse than that Carry on columbus with Julian Clary.
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Post by: on March 15, 2008, 07:04:48 pm
Quote from: loulou
There's a new carry on film coming starring vinnie Jones and Shane Richie.  QUOTE]
 

I dunno.........
Title: New carry on film
Post by: oldspice on March 15, 2008, 07:05:21 pm
You can't revive a dead horse. That sort of humour has had its day and belongs with the people who did it so well forty years ago. I love Carry On films but it wont be the same without the old crew.
Title: New carry on film
Post by: on March 15, 2008, 07:06:14 pm
Quote from: oldspice
You can't revive a dead horse. That sort of humour has had its day and belongs with the people who did it so well forty years ago. I love Carry On films but it wont be the same without the old crew.
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Title: New carry on film
Post by: loulou on March 15, 2008, 07:06:41 pm
I think Shane Richie and Vinnie Jones can make the film funny but not hilarious like the original carry on films.
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Post by: on March 15, 2008, 07:08:18 pm
Vinnie Jones can make the film funny, peculiar?
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Post by: loulou on March 15, 2008, 07:09:20 pm
I seen Vinnie in a film once and he was quite humorous.
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Post by: on March 15, 2008, 07:10:56 pm
Was it about Wimbledon FC?
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Post by: loulou on March 15, 2008, 07:14:03 pm
No it  was Gone in 60 Seconds.
Title: New carry on film
Post by: oldspice on March 15, 2008, 07:15:34 pm
Shane Ritchie has lovely eyes.  I fancy him like mad actually.  None of the original Carry On men were what you could call hot stuff. Jim Dale wasn't bad but he was so wet.
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Post by: on March 15, 2008, 07:15:36 pm
Yes, it took them a little longer.
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Post by: loulou on March 15, 2008, 07:18:07 pm
When you think about it there's none of the original carry on crew that you would like to see take their clothes off but Vinnie.......I want him naked.
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Post by: on March 15, 2008, 07:18:38 pm
Quote from: oldspice
  None of the original Carry On men were what you could call hot stuff.

 

 
Title: New carry on film
Post by: oldspice on March 15, 2008, 07:30:25 pm
What's your favourite Carry On lien? Ive got two:
 

Hatty Jaques pursuing Kenneth Williams in one of the docotr/nurse carry Ons.

 

"No Matron, No! Get off! Remember, I was once a weak man!"

 

"That's alright. Once a week's enough for any man!"

 

Sid James being told off by Joan Simm's protective mother before their holiday in Carry On Camping

 

"She might believe you have honerbale intentions, but I've got sore misgivings"

 

"Well, you'd better put some talcolm powder on them!"
Title: New carry on film
Post by: on March 15, 2008, 07:33:19 pm
Quote from: oldspice
What's your favourite Carry On lien? Ive got two:
 

Hatty Jaques pursuing Kenneth Williams in one of the docotr/nurse carry Ons.

 

"No Matron, No! Get off! Remember, I was once a weak man!"

 

"That's alright. Once a week's enough for any man!"

 

Yes! Yes! ROFL

 
Title: New carry on film
Post by: wjp666 on March 15, 2008, 10:24:42 pm
anyone remember the last one they made? ('columbus'?) thought not...
 

that was abysmal.
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Post by: MayRae on March 16, 2008, 02:16:58 am
I love Carry On movies. I cannot pick a favourite out of them all.
But for favourite lines I'd have to go with Carry On Up The Khyber.

Joan Sims and crew sitting at the dining table with guns and cannons sounding all around, eating soup, when the ceiling comes down on top of them and Joan Sims picking a large lump of ceiling from behind her tiara says "Oh dear, I appear to have gotten a little plastered!"

Classic.

 

I absolutely agree that they cannot even be matched for humour these days. Any new movies are only sad copies of a priceless original, and I would rather look at the 'real thing' than a faked out copy.
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Post by: oldspice on March 16, 2008, 10:09:16 am
Also, the real thing was very closely related to the culture of the times in which they were orginally written and you can't re-create that.
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Post by: goldencup on March 16, 2008, 04:34:08 pm
I must be the only person who's never watched a Carry On film all the way through.
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Post by: loulou on March 16, 2008, 05:43:32 pm
I have never seen one all the way through neither. I used to find them irritating.
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Post by: smurfboy on March 16, 2008, 05:45:52 pm
Is this actually going ahead now? It's been in the planning for years but the funding fell through at least once. Andrew Whyment left Corrie to be in it but ended up begging for his job back because the film fell through.
Title: New carry on film
Post by: loulou on March 16, 2008, 05:49:16 pm
What part in corrie did Andrew play?
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Post by: smurfboy on March 16, 2008, 05:55:36 pm

He's Kirk.

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Post by: loulou on March 16, 2008, 06:26:59 pm
He would be brilliant in a carry on film. He is a naturally funny person.
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Post by: on March 16, 2008, 07:05:31 pm
I can still smell sh*t in 'ere!
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Post by: loulou on March 16, 2008, 08:09:46 pm
 Gas 





Title: New carry on film
Post by: loulou on March 17, 2008, 10:10:38 pm
The new carry on film is due to be released late this year.
Title: New carry on film
Post by: on March 23, 2008, 08:02:22 pm
Is the working title
Carry on despite no one thinking this will be any good?
Title: New carry on film
Post by: goldencup on March 23, 2008, 08:16:30 pm
Carry On Regardless?
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Post by: on March 23, 2008, 08:19:02 pm
They've made that one.
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Post by: goldencup on March 23, 2008, 09:12:39 pm
There - I told you I'd never watched one!Embarrassed
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Post by: loulou on March 24, 2008, 12:35:50 am
How about carry on eating chocolate?
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Post by: MayRae on March 24, 2008, 12:41:47 am
Oh I'd want to be IN that one. Big%20smile
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Post by: on March 24, 2008, 02:41:34 pm

Ooh matron, do you want me to hold your jugs?