Look, they are so light that they float. The chocolate is just wrapped around the floating inward.
Mr sheen that gets his spray out and gives em a shine.
Far too many for my size twelve jeans. 
How about you?
And aren't they covered in chocolate and rolled on a conveyor belt until they set? Or is that something else entirely?
Awww now I feel so very sorry for the ones that don't measure up.
I'll never be able to eat Maltesers in a carefree, guilt free manner again.