Post by: Christine on February 18, 2005, 12:21:59 am
did adam and eve have belly buttons?
how do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Post by: loulou on February 18, 2005, 01:18:03 am
Post by: smurfboy on February 18, 2005, 09:53:09 am
Post by: robbie on February 18, 2005, 10:44:23 am
Post by: smurfboy on February 18, 2005, 02:05:41 pm
Post by: loulou on February 18, 2005, 02:23:34 pm
Post by: Christine on February 18, 2005, 03:55:50 pm
lol, i find that idea about the coffins very amusing hehe 
at least it would save trees. i hope my coffin gets recycled, i wouldnt mind using someone elses, id be dead anyways so i wouldnt know...
Post by: Christine on February 18, 2005, 03:56:44 pm
Post by: goldencup on February 18, 2005, 04:37:44 pm
Post by: salsa on February 18, 2005, 05:14:09 pm
and me!
I know where im going when I die though, in the ground with my dad :)
Post by: oldspice on February 18, 2005, 07:01:38 pm
Also in Casualty and Holby, nurses and doctors keep shouting
"He's/she's in VF!!"
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Post by: oldspice on February 18, 2005, 07:24:49 pm
Why doesn't anyone in Albert Square have a washing machine?
Post by: on February 18, 2005, 07:40:05 pm
This is because going to the laundrette, harks back to some halcyon day when it gave the woman of the house a day off from using the mangle. Eastenders attempts to recreate some sort of out dated notion of the East End where people still say 'Awright darlin' and eat jellied eels.
You've got me going now.
Post by: on February 18, 2005, 07:47:04 pm
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Post by: on February 18, 2005, 08:42:24 pm
what was the temperature of the universe one femto-second after the big band?
Post by: on February 18, 2005, 08:43:42 pm
Post by: on February 18, 2005, 08:44:30 pm
How many permutations are there in a game of chess?
Post by: on February 18, 2005, 08:48:16 pm
I don't think coffins are burnt in cremations. i think they take the body out and sell the coffin back to the coffin maker. obviously undertakers and coffin makers have some deal going or else there would be as many coffin makers as there are undertakers...discuss.
Oh yes they are. I have personally witnessed it.
The cremation coffins are different to burial ones, thickness I believe.
Did you know it takes hours rather than minutes to properly incinerate people and that all artifical joints and pacemakers have to be removed first.
Post by: on February 18, 2005, 09:02:42 pm
Post by: salsa on February 19, 2005, 12:13:06 am
Post by: roxy on February 19, 2005, 12:34:21 am
Post by: salsa on February 19, 2005, 12:41:26 am
Post by: loulou on February 19, 2005, 12:54:10 am
When i die they can cut me up and use any of my organs but they are not to take my eyes.
I have discussed my funeral with all my friends and family and have told them i don't want any of this family flowers only stuff. I want no expense spared and my friends are under strict instruction not to let anyone into the church if they haven't got me tonnes of flowers. I'm having no tight gits at my funeral.
Post by: loulou on February 19, 2005, 12:55:30 am
Post by: salsa on February 19, 2005, 12:59:53 am
flowers will only wilt when I have gone. Save your money and spend it on something nice to look at and think of me, or give it to charity, or buy a pint.
Personally I dont think flowers at a funeral are particularly needed.
Post by: loulou on February 19, 2005, 01:01:29 am
Post by: salsa on February 19, 2005, 01:11:27 am
personal preference isnt it.
depends on your outlook, and how you want people to be. Funerals are a massive financial pressure and I dont wish to be a pressure on anyone in that way.
Post by: roxy on February 19, 2005, 02:05:32 am
That's how most celebrations go, I guess, but that's plain misanthropy speaking...
Post by: oldspice on February 19, 2005, 08:51:41 am
More questions about EasEnders:
Why are most of the houses "elastic" with bedrooms that spring from nowhere whenever someone wants to move in?
If no one can afford a washing machine, how come so many of them can afford to "buy" the pub, the cafe and the club on such a regular basis?
How do "the stalls" in the market make any money? No one ever puts in a full days work and there are hardly any customers anyway.
Why is Charlie almost the same age as his mother-in-law???
Post by: salsa on February 19, 2005, 10:22:52 am
because you can marry who you like, no matter how old they are ( in answer to the charlie question)
End of the day eastenders is a soap, and things don't add up perfectly, same as they don't in any other soap.
You either take it for what it is, or you just don't watch in my opinon.
Post by: loulou on February 19, 2005, 10:53:49 am
I don't understand the answer to the charlie question.
Like oldspice says how is Charlie almost the age of his mother in law?
Surely by the ages of the slater daughters Charlies wife would be about his age and his mother in law should be about 20 yrs older than him.
Everything adds up perfectly in Emmerdale.
Post by: salsa on February 19, 2005, 11:06:44 am
Post by: loulou on February 19, 2005, 11:08:35 am
Post by: goldencup on February 19, 2005, 11:11:18 am
Post by: loulou on February 19, 2005, 11:13:07 am
Oldspice will follow what i mean.
Post by: salsa on February 19, 2005, 11:16:17 am
I will try and find out the ages, its bound to be on some fansite somewhere.
Post by: goldencup on February 19, 2005, 11:19:05 am
Post by: loulou on February 19, 2005, 11:19:46 am
Post by: salsa on February 19, 2005, 11:33:10 am
Okay, had a look at the eastenders website.
However, we know that Kat was 13 when she got pregnant, so therefore she would only have been at the most 14 when she had Zoe, so therefore
Zoe = 21
Kat = 35 D.O.B.: 14.01.1970
We don't know anything about Viv, other than she was married to Charlie Slater in 1967. So therefore she must have been at least 18 in 1967 ( it could be 16 by special licence, but im trying to keep this as reasonable as possible). This would mean that
Viv = about 55
Which is reasonable when you remember the history repeating itself storyline when Kat told Zoe that she was her mum. Kat said that her mum (viv) looked after Zoe when she was born because she didn't want the baby to ruin her life like it had her nan's (Mo) Which wouldn't make it impractical that she was 13/14 when she had Viv.
Mo's birthdate is D.O.B.: 18.02.1936
Charlie : D.O.B.: 13.05.1941
Post by: goldencup on February 19, 2005, 12:24:53 pm
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Post by: oldspice on February 19, 2005, 05:38:59 pm
Post by: salsa on February 19, 2005, 05:41:16 pm
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Post by: smurfboy on February 22, 2005, 11:12:35 am
Post by: salsa on February 22, 2005, 06:51:16 pm
Same reason as little mo's baby isn't being brought up as her sister. At some times parents dont take on their kids responsibilities.
Post by: loulou on February 22, 2005, 09:41:04 pm
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Post by: smurfboy on February 24, 2005, 01:01:05 pm
Same reason as little mo's baby isn't being brought up as her sister. At some times parents dont take on their kids responsibilities.
Er... I imagine Little Mo's baby isn't being brought up as her sister because a) she's over 30, not a teenager and b) her mother has been dead for six years - that might tip Freddie off in the future!
Post by: salsa on February 24, 2005, 06:55:10 pm
It could be brought up by one of her other sisters though...
Post by: smurfboy on February 25, 2005, 09:59:31 am
This is getting complicated!
Post by: goldencup on February 25, 2005, 06:58:56 pm
Getting????
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Post by: salsa on February 25, 2005, 11:37:27 pm
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Post by: goldencup on February 26, 2005, 01:53:43 pm
Post by: salsa on February 26, 2005, 03:29:03 pm
I think we are too harsh at times. Its harmless entertainment.
Post by: loulou on February 26, 2005, 04:12:37 pm
Post by: goldencup on February 26, 2005, 04:34:38 pm
I think we are too harsh at times. Its harmless entertainment.
Of course it is and I enjoy EastEnders. It's just the idea of working somewhere where they talk of nothing else that boggles me!
Post by: loulou on February 26, 2005, 04:53:07 pm
Post by: goldencup on February 26, 2005, 04:54:15 pm
Post by: loulou on February 26, 2005, 04:55:11 pm
Post by: salsa on February 26, 2005, 05:25:10 pm
Post by: goldencup on February 26, 2005, 05:31:55 pm
Post by: on February 26, 2005, 05:51:34 pm
Kipper tie?
Yes thanks, 2 sugars and milk.
Post by: salsa on February 26, 2005, 05:53:57 pm
nah, its all chocolate, cakes, donuts, and bad things.
Post by: loulou on February 26, 2005, 05:59:19 pm
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Post by: loulou on March 31, 2006, 10:12:45 pm
Post by: on March 31, 2006, 10:15:51 pm
Could do :)
Post by: oldspice on April 01, 2006, 09:45:07 am