Bah! Humbug!
Bloody Christmas! It's all a big bloody swizz! It's just a ploy by God to get me to put me hand in me bloody pocket.
Sod that!
I couldn't have said it better myself Loulou.
A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too.

Lou, that's fantastic!
I am all ready for Christmas! The drink is in the garage, the kitchen, the fridge and the outside shed (!!), the fridge and pantry are stuffed with food, the presents are wrapped and round the tree, soft Christmas lights are winking on the tree and in the sun lounge and we have just over 100 hundred Christmas cards on display!
Tonight we are going to a friend's Christmas party and I have already had a lovely Christmas dinner with colleagues (sea bass - not turkey).
Have a lovely Christmas everyone.
'100 hundred' Christmas cards? Wow - that's ten thousand isn't it? I'm impressed!

Heresh shome *hic* that I thought you might want