It is like asking for a Nintendo Wii at Christmas and waking up to find that you have got a calculator instead.
Did you like my segue into Christmas there?
Well it isn't for another 15 days, so shut up!
paulham2007-12-11 16:52:13
Segueway? What's that supposed to be? Segue is pronounced segway so do you mean a segwayway?
Yes

Ok, Ok, I'll come clean.
I was looking at one of those Segway machines on google when the thought came into my head for the post. (Look, don't ask how my mind works. Frankly, I'm just grateful that it does at all!)
I was too lazy to type it so I posted then realised what I was doing. I then typed it out without deleting properly.
Yes, yes, a fool and his laziness are soon exposed.
paulham2007-12-12 19:01:19
No snow in the Plymouth area, we hardly ever get snow.
I was looking ar one of those Segway machines on google when the though came into my head for the post.
I have driven a Segway Paulham, they are really cool. Were you looking to buy one?
Not if Bush has tried one. They were designed for morons!
Looks as though he passed the test.