Post by: oldspice on December 09, 2007, 09:22:25 am
We were loading our shopping into the car in Waitrose's car park in Northampton. In was dark and wet and strangely quiet. Suddenly, cutting across the darkness came a posh, shrill voice:
"No Gregory! You're crushing my kippers!".
Post by: goldencup on December 09, 2007, 09:26:01 am
I love moments like that! I was once outside Sainsbury's just before Christmas and there were no trolleys left. Somebody said loudly, "Where have all the trolleys gone?" and about six passers-by (including me) broke into song, "Long time passing." (Younger members may not understand) Post by: oldspice on December 09, 2007, 09:30:25 am
Fantastic! I once heard two elderly women talking on a bus. Once said to the other: "I haven't been at all well you know, I had to have a brain scan".
The other lady replied: "Oh dear, did they find anything?"
"No" replied her friend.
I still laugh about that years later!
Post by: on December 09, 2007, 10:06:35 am
A rather snooty old lady looked up and said, 'Erm yes, that's WiddELL'
Post by: smurfboy on December 09, 2007, 12:10:36 pm
My mother had a similar experience in the doctor's once with a Mr Seaman...