It would roxor,im writing to Tony Blair.
Dear Mr Blair
Please lets have a chocolate week, sod all this childhood obesity, maybe if she ate enough cherie would even get into proportion with that huge mouth of hers. I think I know why you married her.
Oh,and good luck with the next election. ha ha ha
Love
Sally Hobbs
Dear Mr Blair
Please declare the week beginning May 2nd National Chocolate Week. This would hugely benefit the nation due to the large amounts of ceratonin being produced, creating a 'feel-good factor' - which could prove crucial for the General Election that Thursday...
If that doesn't swing it for us, I don't know what will!
Dear Mr Blair,
I am completely aware you couldn't lay straight in bed, but to win the popular vote please make chocolate and ice cream free on the NHS.
Cheers Nice One Thanks Alot.
sally
Imagine going to the doctor and he gives you a prescription for a special shop that gives you Frys five centres, cabanas, texans and milk tray bars and the doctor tells you to eat as much as you can cos it's all so healthy and good for you.
Then you wake up and find out that it is really choc-flavoured laxative.
Mmm... Over Hershey's kisses? hard to choose...
hershys kisses taste of sick.
I made my sister eat some last week and told her they were nice, ha ha ha.