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Title: incontinence
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2007, 09:46:00 pm
This afternoon we were watching tv and an item about incontinence came on . I said to my friend "i dread the day i pee when i laugh" to which she replied "yes it's terrible , i always wee a little when i sneeze, cough or laugh and that's why i tend to always wear jeans or dark clothes".
 

We were about to watch a comedy but instead I decided  to make her watch a wildlife show.
Title: incontinence
Post by: on October 22, 2007, 09:52:06 pm
Is she a Tena lady?
Title: incontinence
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2007, 09:53:26 pm
I really hope so cos I don't want stains on my sofa.
Title: incontinence
Post by: on October 22, 2007, 09:54:28 pm
There was a guy on my Uni course called Matthew Staines.
He insisted everyone call him Matt!
Title: incontinence
Post by: oldspice on October 23, 2007, 08:10:40 am
Is that a cue for someone to mention the infamous Seaman Staines from Captain Pugwash!
Title: incontinence
Post by: on October 23, 2007, 08:19:48 am
Quote from: loulou
This afternoon we were watching tv and an item about incontinence came on . I said to my friend "i dread the day i pee when i laugh" to which she replied "yes it's terrible , i always wee a little when i sneeze, cough or laugh and that's why i tend to always wear jeans or dark clothes".
 

We were about to watch a comedy but instead I decided  to make her watch a wildlife show.

 

 

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Title: incontinence
Post by: goldencup on October 23, 2007, 11:48:31 am

LOL  Good grief, how old is your friend Lou?  I thought I was safe in light coloured clothes for a good many years to come!  She obviously hasn't done her exercises!Wink

Title: incontinence
Post by: loulou on October 23, 2007, 06:29:00 pm
She is 42 GC.
Title: incontinence
Post by: on October 23, 2007, 09:52:45 pm
Stick a cork in it.
Title: incontinence
Post by: loulou on October 23, 2007, 10:58:54 pm
She wants more than a cork, she hasn't had a boyfriend for 3 yrs.
Title: incontinence
Post by: on October 24, 2007, 07:39:26 am

Not likely to get one with incontinence.  Tell her to try pelvic floor exercises.

Title: incontinence
Post by: on October 26, 2007, 10:20:30 pm
Ah! Golden showers!
Title: incontinence
Post by: loulou on October 26, 2007, 10:45:18 pm
She has just bought a trampoline after I voted trampolines chav toy of the year.LOL
Title: incontinence
Post by: goldencup on October 27, 2007, 02:19:57 pm
Quote from: loulou
She has just bought a trampoline after I voted trampolines chav toy of the year.LOL

 

Trampolines and incontinence don't seem the ideal combination.Dead