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This afternoon we were watching tv and an item about incontinence came on . I said to my friend "i dread the day i pee when i laugh" to which she replied "yes it's terrible , i always wee a little when i sneeze, cough or laugh and that's why i tend to always wear jeans or dark clothes".
We were about to watch a comedy but instead I decided to make her watch a wildlife show.
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Is she a Tena lady?
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I really hope so cos I don't want stains on my sofa.
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There was a guy on my Uni course called Matthew Staines.
He insisted everyone call him Matt!
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Is that a cue for someone to mention the infamous Seaman Staines from Captain Pugwash!
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This afternoon we were watching tv and an item about incontinence came on . I said to my friend "i dread the day i pee when i laugh" to which she replied "yes it's terrible , i always wee a little when i sneeze, cough or laugh and that's why i tend to always wear jeans or dark clothes".
We were about to watch a comedy but instead I decided to make her watch a wildlife show.
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Good grief, how old is your friend Lou? I thought I was safe in light coloured clothes for a good many years to come! She obviously hasn't done her exercises!
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She is 42 GC.
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Stick a cork in it.
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She wants more than a cork, she hasn't had a boyfriend for 3 yrs.
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Not likely to get one with incontinence. Tell her to try pelvic floor exercises.
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Ah! Golden showers!
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She has just bought a trampoline after I voted trampolines chav toy of the year.
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She has just bought a trampoline after I voted trampolines chav toy of the year.
Trampolines and incontinence don't seem the ideal combination.
