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Chat => General => Topic started by: loulou on October 22, 2007, 09:41:54 pm

Title: Drunk in charge of a trolley
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2007, 09:41:54 pm

A man has been banned from driving after he was caught drunk behind the wheel of a golf buggy.

On a Saturday evening I very often see drunk men pushing trolleys around Sainsburys. Is this a crime?

Title: Drunk in charge of a trolley
Post by: on October 22, 2007, 09:45:19 pm

It is if his wife made him do it.

Title: Drunk in charge of a trolley
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2007, 09:52:52 pm

Battered husbands. Don't you just love them.

Title: Drunk in charge of a trolley
Post by: on October 22, 2007, 09:53:30 pm

No I much prefer haddock.

Title: Drunk in charge of a trolley
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2007, 09:57:22 pm

That's put me in my plaice.

Title: Drunk in charge of a trolley
Post by: on October 22, 2007, 09:58:45 pm

Yes, I'm ever so efishent.

Title: Drunk in charge of a trolley
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2007, 10:00:12 pm

You're shrimply the bass.

Title: Drunk in charge of a trolley
Post by: on October 22, 2007, 10:00:55 pm

You've done me up like a kipper proper!

Title: Drunk in charge of a trolley
Post by: loulou on October 22, 2007, 10:16:32 pm

I Left My Heart In Salmonisco

Title: Drunk in charge of a trolley
Post by: on October 22, 2007, 10:21:53 pm

Good cod!