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Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on June 15, 2007, 08:18:27 pm
We had this thread a long while back, but it's always fun to have a bitch. Post your nominations for the eternal damnation of Room 101...
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on June 15, 2007, 08:23:32 pm
coffee revels
Title: Room 101
Post by: Forth Bridges on June 15, 2007, 08:37:20 pm
Robbie
Title: Room 101
Post by: oldspice on June 15, 2007, 09:13:27 pm
Cliff Richard, Chris Tarrant and praline.
Title: Room 101
Post by: wjp666 on June 16, 2007, 12:17:38 am

parents who make their kids sing.

Title: Room 101
Post by: lorri on June 16, 2007, 03:30:27 pm
peppers of any colour Dead
Title: Room 101
Post by: on June 16, 2007, 03:53:35 pm
Thanks for this opportunity Smurfy
In no particular order:
Chavs
Oiks
People who take their children to Mcdonalds for a treat
Smelly people
Old people who meander along the pavement
Cyclists
White van men
Car alarms
Hip Hop
Men
Kwik Save
Sausage rolls
Terrorists
Fat women who wear tight jogger bottoms
Child abusers
Rapists
Murderers
Digbeth bus station
Ford orions
Able bodied people who park in disabled spots
People who are illiterate and blame it on dyslexia
Strong tea (unless it's Assam)
Football Hooligans
Cold callers
Keith Chegwin
Public Transport in the UK
John Prescott
Margaret Thatcher


bounty hunter2007-06-16 14:54:54
Title: Room 101
Post by: wjp666 on June 16, 2007, 03:57:02 pm
calm down, calm down... Exclamation
Title: Room 101
Post by: on June 16, 2007, 04:06:45 pm
The room must be getting quite full.
Title: Room 101
Post by: wjp666 on June 16, 2007, 04:07:46 pm
is there any room  left for The Streets?
Title: Room 101
Post by: goldencup on June 16, 2007, 05:51:00 pm

'Men' seems to cover the majority of your list anyway Bounty.

Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on June 16, 2007, 09:52:42 pm
Sexist!
Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on June 16, 2007, 09:53:39 pm
I'm with you on the ditherers and Digbeth coach station Bounty. Thankfully it's finally getting a facelift.
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on June 17, 2007, 01:05:13 am
I'm confused as to what is wrong with a man driving a white van.Confused
Title: Room 101
Post by: Forth Bridges on June 17, 2007, 01:07:21 am
I disagree with the Public transport in UK

espiecal with you bounty as you live NEAR Trentbarton a very smart compnay!

Title: Room 101
Post by: on June 17, 2007, 07:48:23 am
 
Quote from: smurfboy
I'm with you on the ditherers and Digbeth coach station Bounty. Thankfully it's finally getting a facelift.


Not a minute too soon
Title: Room 101
Post by: on June 17, 2007, 07:52:41 am
post deletedbounty hunter2007-06-17 07:06:03
Title: Room 101
Post by: on June 17, 2007, 07:59:58 am
Loulou wrote:
"I'm confused as to what is wrong with a man driving a white van. "

They change lanes eratically, never indicate and tend to be the sort of lowlife who look at a woman and say 'Oi, look at the arse on that!'

623058 wrote: "I disagree with the Public transport in UK

espiecal with you bounty as you live NEAR Trentbarton a very smart compnay!"

Trent Barton are an exception.  The buses are clean and normally on time and the drivers are polite.  The Nottingham City Transport buses though are smelly, never on time, often missing altogether and the drivers grunt at best - and you have to tender the exact fare cos they don't give change.
Travelling on trains in this country is like pulling teeth.  Buying tickets at any sort of price in advance is a sick joke. Getting the type of seat you want is a lottery.  If you commute you often need to stand or there's no air conditioning.  I've travelled widely in Europe on buses and trains and when it comes to Public Transport this country is a pile of poo.

bounty hunter2007-06-17 07:03:08
Title: Room 101
Post by: Forth Bridges on June 17, 2007, 09:46:40 am
I would also like to point out:
Stagecoach West Scotland,
Stagecoach Cambridge
Lothian buses
Transdave  - Half of Lancashire, Harrogate,

also Trains service - virgins is also nice If you book in advance you can get a 15 Return from Edinburgh - North of england!

I would believe you have got dumped with GNER, Midland minland?

But EVERYTHING ELSE I AGREE WITH

I also hate,


People who walk very slow,

Computer virus

SKY

The Simpsons Season 10 -17!

FOX boardcastimg
Title: Room 101
Post by: oldspice on June 17, 2007, 10:27:42 am

Bounty, I agree that public transport in Europe is so much better than in the UK a very much cheaper.  When we transferred from Pisa airport to Florence, the 55 mile journey cost us 4 euros each (about 2.50). The coaches were very luxurious and, if your flight is delayed, they hold the coach. We had to pick up the return coach at 3.30am but there it was, on time, with two good-natured drivers and lots of sleep-eyed passengers!

Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on June 17, 2007, 11:14:07 am
Quote from: bounty hunter
Loulou wrote:
"I'm confused as to what is wrong with a man driving a white van. "

They change lanes eratically, never indicate and tend to be the sort of lowlife who look at a woman and say 'Oi, look at the arse on that!'


 

How ridiculous a statement is that.
Title: Room 101
Post by: oldspice on June 17, 2007, 01:03:33 pm
Bounty: They change lanes eratically, never indicate and tend to be the sort of lowlife who look at a woman and say 'Oi, look at the arse on that!'
 


Loulou: How ridiculous a statement is that.

 

Yes, of course, they should be looking at a school girl and saying it.


Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on June 17, 2007, 08:10:40 pm
So by saying all men who drive white vans are the same can I also say all men over 40 who live at home with their mothers are virgins?
Title: Room 101
Post by: on June 17, 2007, 08:38:30 pm
 
Quote from: loulou
So by saying all men who drive white vans are the same can I also say all men over 40 who live at home with their mothers are virgins?


Well, of course not, but a lot probabaly are.  Of course not EVERY last man jack White Van man are like I described but I really believe the majority are.  

Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on June 17, 2007, 08:49:27 pm
Quote from: goldencup

'Men' seems to cover the majority of your list anyway Bounty.

LOL
Title: Room 101
Post by: Scarlet Passion on June 17, 2007, 09:39:07 pm
Richard and Judy.
Prawns

Earwigs

 
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on June 17, 2007, 10:16:12 pm
Sausages
burgers

spiders

bats

bearded men

those stupid croc shoes

second hand shops

flea markets

anchovies

ham and pineapple pizzas

jodie marsh

paris hilton

pete docherty

 
Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on June 17, 2007, 11:14:24 pm
Anyone who uses the word 'random' to describe things that are a bit strange or off the wall
'Talented' children

Former Big Brother housemates

People who use the word 'gay' as an insult

 
Title: Room 101
Post by: Scarlet Passion on June 17, 2007, 11:17:55 pm
Oh I love bats....
 

Ah well....... more nominations.

Moths

Greenfly

People who wear sandals with socks

Men who wear sandals without socks

People who dress twins exactly alike

Cold tea
Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on June 17, 2007, 11:19:23 pm
Chuggers
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Post by: loulou on June 17, 2007, 11:37:21 pm
Folk music
Line dancing

coffee ice cream

tapioca

creme caramel

butter beans

religious freaks knocking the door

foreigners ringing me with offers of god knows what

door to door salesmen

gypsies

clowns

foreigners selling the big issue

florists that double their prices on mothers day

egg custard

 
Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on June 18, 2007, 12:05:31 am
People who insist on telling you long and loud 'I have absolutely no problem with gay/black/foreign people'. What do they want, a medal?
Title: Room 101
Post by: Forth Bridges on June 18, 2007, 12:09:05 am
Catholics PRIEST and NUN, all that Dirsty Pedos  

AND PEDIOS
 
and Social Service useless GITS!

Title: Room 101
Post by: goldencup on June 18, 2007, 12:40:15 am
Those recorded phone messages telling you that you've won something
People who pronounce the letter 'aitch' as 'haitch'

Candy floss

Rice cakes

Sugar Puffs

Big Brother

 

 
Title: Room 101
Post by: oldspice on June 18, 2007, 07:25:45 am
Pinky and Pearky
Title: Room 101
Post by: on June 18, 2007, 10:33:32 am
Who?

Anyway
Pit Bull Terriers
Flock wallpaper
Ear wax
Schoolboys
Politicians
People who wear tracksuit bottoms
Poundland
Anything by Bobby's
Galaxy Planets
George W Bush

Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on June 18, 2007, 02:59:45 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Who?



Anything by Bobby's




What's Bobby's?
Title: Room 101
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on June 18, 2007, 04:28:49 pm

Isn't it the cheap brand of products you used to be able to get from Happy Shopper?

Title: Room 101
Post by: on June 18, 2007, 04:50:07 pm
Yes, they make cheap, tacky chocs and sweets
Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on June 20, 2007, 03:01:39 pm
Pigtails on middle-aged women
Shops that claim to close at 5.30 (or whenever) but have the shutters halfway down at 5.05
People who treat the internet like a physical place (accusing you of 'shouting' if you type in caps etc.)
People who endlessly tell you how busy they are - if you're that busy, shut up and get on with what you're supposed to be busy doing!

Title: Room 101
Post by: lorri on June 20, 2007, 03:17:47 pm
chewing gum
cloves

market researchers

call centers

 
Title: Room 101
Post by: Forth Bridges on June 20, 2007, 04:36:36 pm


Quote from: Cherry_Ripe

Isn't it the cheap brand of products you used to be able to get from Happy Shopper?



Correct Cherry, there did do a Nice rice kipser cake Bar that its ALL S*%^!

People are Drive very slow!

POPE!
Title: Room 101
Post by: goldencup on June 20, 2007, 04:45:48 pm
People who tell you how ill they are but still come to work
Leggings

White trainers (unless for sport)

Heelies (or however you spell it) in shops

Bikes at night without lights

Cars with one brake light

Drivers who don't indicate

Little girls dressed from head to toe in pink

Manchester United

 

But what's wrong with Poundland? Confused  (Although I do prefer the 99p shop)

 

 

 

 
goldencup2007-06-20 15:48:53
Title: Room 101
Post by: smurfboy on June 20, 2007, 06:41:03 pm

Quote from: goldencup
Heelies (or however you spell it) in shops
 


Wotz that then? Confused
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on June 20, 2007, 10:34:55 pm
Quote from: bounty hunter
Yes, they make cheap, tacky chocs and sweets

They also make delicious gingerbread men .
Title: Room 101
Post by: Valor on June 20, 2007, 11:04:16 pm
Wasps
Mozzys

Bonnie Tyler

Size 0 women

Elephant heels

Cheap chocolate

Long dirty toenails

 
Title: Room 101
Post by: goldencup on June 21, 2007, 01:02:37 am
Quote from: smurfboy
Quote from: goldencup

Heelies (or however you spell it) in shops

 


Wotz that then? Confused

 

Those trainers with wheels in. 
Title: Room 101
Post by: loulou on June 21, 2007, 10:21:10 am
Quote from: goldencup

Those trainers with wheels in. 

 

There's a pic in my magazine of V Beckham wearing 3 inch heelies with her shorts.LOL