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Title: It’s worse than the apostrophe...
Post by: on February 24, 2007, 11:24:12 am
when people say, 'ah well the proof is in the pudding'.  I always say, 'Excuse me but no, the expression is "the proof of the pudding is in the eating"'.  It makes me so angry.  Does this make anyone else pull their hair out?
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Post by: oldspice on February 24, 2007, 01:05:52 pm
No, but I hate it when people use double negatives as in "I haven't done nothing" or, most often in EastEnders, "I ain't dun nuffin".
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Post by: kevvosa on February 24, 2007, 02:47:57 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
It makes me so angry.  Does this make anyone else pull their hair out?


I couldn't care less. I save my anger for more important issues.
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Post by: smurfboy on February 24, 2007, 07:22:28 pm

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No, but I hate it when people use double negatives as in "I haven't done nothing" or, most often in EastEnders, "I ain't dun nuffin".


The most annoying thing in EE at the moment is when Chelsea keeps saying 'arks' instead of 'ask'.

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Post by: loulou on February 24, 2007, 07:53:06 pm
I hate when people say axe for ask.
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Post by: Velvet Darkness on February 25, 2007, 02:35:14 am

My pet bug is when people say


"You can't have your cake and eat it."


Well of course you can, that's the whole idea.


What you cannot do is what the proper phrase says.


"You can't eat your cake and have it." Which as we all know is impossible as once you have eaten it it's gone.


Glad I'm not the only one who finds the little things like this irritating sometimes.

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Post by: wjp666 on February 25, 2007, 03:59:11 am
here here! that 'cake' thing has always bugged me to death!!!!!!!
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Post by: on February 25, 2007, 08:04:12 am
 
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Post by: on February 25, 2007, 09:24:02 am
Another one that makes no sense is 'It would be cheap at half the price'.  Of course it would, it's half price!  Unless it was really, really dear to start with.  Surely the expression should be 'It would be cheap at twice the price'?

Meaning, it's so cheap, even double would be cheap.
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Post by: oldspice on February 25, 2007, 09:46:18 am
One saying I've never understood is "butter wouldn't melt in her mouth" to refer to someone innocent and good. Now, if butter doesn't melt in your mouth that must mean you are ice cold on the inside which doesn't tally with being innocent and good!
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Post by: on February 25, 2007, 09:48:56 am
Yes, I must say I've never worked that one out either.
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Post by: goldencup on February 25, 2007, 04:18:01 pm
And what about that old one of saying somebody is "No better than he (or usually she) ought to be."  I've never understood that.
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Post by: oldspice on February 25, 2007, 08:14:32 pm

My aunt was always saying "You've made your bed, now lie on it!".  


Another thing she and her sister used to say to my cousin and me when we went out for the night was "Have a good time, but don't do anything to shame us".  One night when I  was putting on my face before going out her little son said to me "Have you got a boyfriend? Is his name Seamus?"

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Post by: smurfboy on February 25, 2007, 09:29:55 pm
My nan once said to one of her neighbours 'you look well - have you been run over?' We asked what the hell she was on about and she said 'it's just an expression'!  Since when?
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Post by: Velvet Darkness on February 25, 2007, 11:57:45 pm

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My nan once said to one of her neighbours 'you look well - have you been run over?' We asked what the hell she was on about and she said 'it's just an expression'!  Since when?


I've never heard that one before.


When I was a child and I pulled a face my gran would always say "You should be careful, the wind will change and you'll stay like that."


Did anyone else's gran say that? And does anyone know why?

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Post by: oldspice on February 26, 2007, 06:54:55 am

My mum used to say that!


You know, this thread is going to lead us back to some of Blanche's famous lines! There was a funy one last week but I can't remember it! Smurfy?

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 26, 2007, 08:57:40 am

Quote from: loulou
I hate when people say axe for ask.


Ray Romano (Everybody Loves Raymond) does that.

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Post by: oldspice on February 26, 2007, 07:30:35 pm
It's a dialectic feature of Afro Caribbean speech.
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Post by: smurfboy on February 26, 2007, 08:13:54 pm
Ray Romano is as white as you or I though!
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 27, 2007, 08:22:51 am
Talking of apostrophes, have you seen the new car called a Kia Cee'd? What letter(s) could be missing to warrant the apostrophe?
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Post by: on February 27, 2007, 08:58:32 am
Some mispronounciations that get me especially around here are:
Chimley for chimney; cerstificte fror certificate and skellington for skeleton.  Norridge for Norwich and billyon for billion are also extremely annoying.
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Post by: goldencup on February 27, 2007, 10:56:14 am

Mispronunciations.

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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 27, 2007, 11:16:55 am

Anne Robinson says 'thousant' instead of 'thousand'

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Post by: on February 27, 2007, 03:40:34 pm
Quote from: goldencup

Mispronunciations.



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Post by: smurfboy on February 27, 2007, 07:02:45 pm
The woman doing the voiceover for the Grey's Anatomy ads insists on calling it 'Grey's Ananomy'.
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Post by: Velvet Darkness on February 27, 2007, 07:56:02 pm
How about Shtudent? Since when does the word student need an H?
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Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 28, 2007, 08:39:12 am
Shtupid
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Post by: goldencup on February 28, 2007, 08:53:29 am
I heard another stupid old-fashioned saying on the radio this morning, "You'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute." 
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Post by: on February 28, 2007, 09:34:17 am
Yes, that's daft.  How about, 'If you've enjoyed it half as much as me, then I've enjoyed it twice as much as you'.  Bizarre.