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Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 05, 2007, 08:57:26 pm 
Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the
same
You don`t look at their faces
And you don`t ask
their names
You don`t think of them as human
You don`t
think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

[chorus]
I`m
your private dancer
A dancer for money
I`ll do what
you want me to do
I`m your private dancer
A dancer for
money
And any old music will do

I want to make a
million dollars
I want to live out by the sea
Have a
husband and some children
Yeah i guess i want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the
same
You don`t look at their faces
And you don`t ask
their names

[chorus x2]

Deutschmarks or
dollars
American express will do nicely - thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you want to see
the shimmy again

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 05, 2007, 10:03:49 pm
And what is your point?
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: kevvosa on February 05, 2007, 10:14:57 pm
I think the point is that there is no point. 
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 05, 2007, 10:55:00 pm
"Waterloo"

My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself

Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo

My, my, I tried to hold you back but you were stronger
Oh yeah, and now it seems my only hope is giving up the fight
And how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose

Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo

So how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose -

Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: kevvosa on February 05, 2007, 11:13:48 pm
Just think of Jim from The Vicar Of Dibley when you read these:


Kn..kno...kn..knowing me, kno...kno...kno...knowing you (ah-haa)
There is nothing we can do
Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
We just have to face it, this time were through
(this time were through, this time were through
This time were through, were really through)
Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go
(I have to go this time
I have to go, this time I know)
Knowing me, knowing you
Its the best I can do

Memries (memries), good days (good days), bad days (bad days)
Theyll be (theyll be), with me (with me) always (always)
In these old familiar rooms children would play
Now theres only emptiness, nothing to say
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Velvet Darkness on February 06, 2007, 01:29:57 am

I like this game.


Come To Me.


Your life is the same.
Day after day.
Everything that you do,
you do the same old way.
I can show you the world
in a different light.
Keep your heart to yourself
give your soul to the night.

Come to me
when you're lonely.
Come to me
when you need something new.
Come to me
when you're restless.
'cause' I've got something just for you.
Just for you.

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 06, 2007, 07:31:30 am

Quote from: kevvosa
I think the point is that there is no point. 


weel you may have betty davis eye But see you not a private dancer!
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: kevvosa on February 06, 2007, 08:57:08 am

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 06, 2007, 11:13:23 am
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Who loves ya baby ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos took and us holding hands

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2007, 11:32:25 am
Cherry wins the prize for funniest song.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 06, 2007, 01:27:30 pm

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Velvet Darkness on February 06, 2007, 04:08:06 pm
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: kevvosa on February 06, 2007, 04:11:12 pm

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2007, 06:57:13 pm
Going back to the original post I wonder how many of you would dance for money?
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: kevvosa on February 06, 2007, 06:59:07 pm
Depends how much, doesn't it?
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2007, 07:00:09 pm
Well I'm not a very good dancer so I would say no.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: kevvosa on February 06, 2007, 07:03:03 pm
For a million pounds I would make myself a good dancer. 
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2007, 07:03:58 pm
A private dancer who strips off?
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: kevvosa on February 06, 2007, 07:04:27 pm
Not so sure about that. 
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2007, 07:05:28 pm
 Sexy Sexy 





Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: kevvosa on February 06, 2007, 07:07:59 pm
So that's why the police helicopter was at your house. Spying on you. 
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2007, 07:11:57 pm
It's not against the law to practice in your own home.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: kevvosa on February 06, 2007, 07:14:52 pm
Is it against the law to watch? 
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 06, 2007, 07:20:23 pm
well if it near a window that it can be count as Public Nudatay
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: kevvosa on February 06, 2007, 08:34:18 pm
 
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 06, 2007, 10:33:46 pm

Quote from: loulou
Going back to the original post I wonder how many of you would dance for money?


I have done in the past. 

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 06, 2007, 11:37:42 pm
Did you strip GC? Tap dancing doesn't count.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 07, 2007, 12:01:30 am
I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that I once danced in my underwear on a podium in a club to 'Shake Your Groove Thing' (for money).  I couldn't stand that song either!  I was more than slightly drunk at the time and it was a very long time ago. goldencup39120.0239236111
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: kevvosa on February 07, 2007, 09:26:58 am

Quote from: goldencup
  I was more than slightly drunk at the time and it was a very long time ago.


You know what they say, alcohol brings out the true personality
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 09, 2007, 09:17:38 pm
How much did you get GC?
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: smurfboy on February 09, 2007, 09:32:58 pm
Sixpence ha'penny wasn't it?
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 09, 2007, 09:39:06 pm

She danced for one night smurfy not one week.


 

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 09, 2007, 10:51:22 pm
  I think it was twenty quid.  In 1978. 
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 09, 2007, 11:22:48 pm
Didn't you fancy taking it up full time?
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 09, 2007, 11:29:49 pm

Quote from: goldencup
  I think it was twenty quid.  In 1978. 


well in today money that should be

£152
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 09, 2007, 11:35:40 pm
Is that a guess or a fact 623?
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 09, 2007, 11:39:55 pm
FACT I used a money calculate and it come up with that
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 09, 2007, 11:55:57 pm
Very clever
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 10, 2007, 12:02:22 am
It's probably about right.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2007, 12:21:58 am
Look how rich you could have been if you had stuck at it GC.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 10, 2007, 12:30:48 am
I think once was enough thank you!
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Velvet Darkness on February 10, 2007, 02:25:22 am

I don't think it's against the law to watch I think it's only against the law if you have to pay to watch.


And to answer the original question............. If someone would pay to watch me dance then I would dance.


As long as they were willing to part with the cash I am not going to try to talk them out of it. It's their money.


 


 

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: oldspice on February 10, 2007, 08:23:03 am
I can't believe it's illegal to pay to watch somebody dance? I went to see Swan Lake a while back.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2007, 10:31:39 am
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 10, 2007, 11:58:52 am
  And I went to see Lord of the Dance last night - it was brilliant but now I want my money back!
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: on February 10, 2007, 12:02:37 pm
It's definitely not against the law to pay to watch someone dance.  From what I have heard, watching GC dance in her underwear would be a sight worth seeing.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2007, 12:09:56 pm
What have you heard bounty?
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 10, 2007, 12:10:17 pm
Can we change the subject please?  I wish I'd never mentioned it.goldencup39123.5143055556
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2007, 12:29:49 pm
Well bounty obviously heard the rumour about your girdles and 48GG bust.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: on February 10, 2007, 12:30:08 pm
Sorry  
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 10, 2007, 12:36:42 pm

Quote from: loulou
Well bounty obviously heard the rumour about your girdles and 48GG bust.


Excuse me?  56HH! 

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 10, 2007, 12:38:12 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Sorry


I wasn't really insulted, I was quite flattered!  And just for the record, at the time of the alleged incident I was 18, size 10 and probably about a 34B bust.  How things have changed....

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: on February 10, 2007, 12:38:58 pm
Not 56 HH?  That's a joke yeah?  I was hoping for more like 36 EE
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2007, 12:39:04 pm
I seen a 48GG bra the other day and it was big enough to go camping in.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 10, 2007, 12:40:51 pm
  Yes Bounty, it was a joke.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2007, 12:41:51 pm
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: on February 10, 2007, 12:41:59 pm
Am I close with 36 EE?
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 10, 2007, 12:42:46 pm

Quote from: bounty hunter
Am I close with 36 EE?


No. 

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2007, 12:43:50 pm
EE??????? Are we talking shoes now?
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 10, 2007, 12:45:31 pm
It's probably a good idea!  I'm a size 4....
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: on February 10, 2007, 12:46:20 pm
EE is two cups larger than double DD.  Tell me with a PM then GC.  
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 10, 2007, 12:50:13 pm
Dream on.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: on February 10, 2007, 12:52:30 pm
Looks like I'll have to  
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2007, 12:59:27 pm
Just send him a photo of someone elses GC.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 10, 2007, 01:02:14 pm

Quote from: loulou
Just send him a photo of someone elses GC.


Whose do you suggest?  Jordan's? 

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2007, 01:26:21 pm
I was thinking you could go to one of these implant sites and copy a pic.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Velvet Darkness on February 10, 2007, 06:13:22 pm

Quote from: oldspice
I can't believe it's illegal to pay to watch somebody dance? I went to see Swan Lake a while back.


OK you lot seriously don't deserve my sense of humour!


Ah well, unloved and unappreciated!!!

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 10, 2007, 11:08:35 pm

FA SEX scandal secretary Faria Alam is a secret £8,000-a-night hooker, a News of the World investigation can reveal.

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 10, 2007, 11:49:22 pm
Quote from: Velvet Darkness

Quote from: oldspice
I can't believe it's illegal to pay to watch somebody dance? I went to see Swan Lake a while back.


OK you lot seriously don't deserve my sense of humour!


Ah well, unloved and unappreciated!!!



I think you'll find that was Oldspice's sense of humour.

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: smurfboy on February 11, 2007, 01:48:00 pm
Quote from: loulou

FA SEX scandal secretary Faria Alam is a secret £8,000-a-night hooker, a News of the World investigation can reveal.



I wouldn't give her eight quid.

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: oldspice on February 11, 2007, 02:25:42 pm
News of the World. Hah! Do they even have a foreign correspondent?
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 11, 2007, 03:18:39 pm
actul there do!

incase of Sex and sacal in France or itaily

any GOOD news storys comes form the Sundays times Reporter and dumb down

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: smurfboy on February 11, 2007, 03:20:18 pm

Quote from: oldspice
News of the World. Hah! Do they even have a foreign correspondent?


Yep, Phil McCracken - he's from Donnegal.

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 12, 2007, 10:43:34 am

Quote from: bounty hunter
EE is two cups larger than double DD.


Surely an F is 2 cups larger than a DD?

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: on February 12, 2007, 11:41:20 am
Surely it goes DD, E, EE, F, FF.  I'm an expert in kissing them not measuring them so I expect to be wrong on this one.
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 12, 2007, 11:57:31 am

I don't think there is such a size as EE. See this table for sizes:


http://www.plussizebras.info/size.html

Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: goldencup on February 12, 2007, 03:31:11 pm
Thanks for that link Cherry.  And for your information Bounty, my size appears on that chart somewhere!
Title: your private dancer, A dancer for money
Post by: loulou on February 12, 2007, 10:44:56 pm
I googled large bras and found a catalogue selling sizes 58FF and 38JJ.