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Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: on February 04, 2007, 07:42:44 pm
...Give me the woman who's reading the BBC news Now!
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: loulou on February 04, 2007, 08:05:16 pm
You wouldn't know where to start.
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: on February 04, 2007, 08:11:38 pm
That's what you think!
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: loulou on February 04, 2007, 08:12:03 pm
 I Know 





Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: on February 04, 2007, 08:15:50 pm
I might go on about schoolgirls, but give me a real woman and she'll know she's made the right choice!
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: loulou on February 04, 2007, 08:19:29 pm
Unfortunately you tell me real women scream Aaaaaaiiiiieeee, yeeah!' during sex and that worries me.
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: on February 04, 2007, 08:27:54 pm
     
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 04, 2007, 08:35:38 pm
I wonder if bouty girlfriend know he's writing about her
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: on February 04, 2007, 08:38:05 pm
I'm not writing about her.   She reads all my stories and she likes them.   They turn her on.  
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: kevvosa on February 04, 2007, 08:38:22 pm

Quote from: 623058
I wonder if bouty girlfriend know he's writing about her


I start to wonder if he actually has one.
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: on February 04, 2007, 08:40:26 pm
A natural response.  Fortunately, I'm one peg that wont fit into any of your stereotypical holes.
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: kevvosa on February 04, 2007, 08:45:21 pm
Shouldn't you be taking out your 'frustrations' on her (presuming she exists) instead of on here?
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: loulou on February 04, 2007, 08:47:24 pm
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: Forth Bridges on February 04, 2007, 08:47:24 pm
is bounty talking about going the other way>
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: kevvosa on February 04, 2007, 08:52:57 pm

Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: oldspice on February 05, 2007, 07:03:10 am

Quote from: bounty hunter
I'm not writing about her.   She reads all my stories and she likes them.   They turn her on.


You mean she's old enough to read?

Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: loulou on February 05, 2007, 07:17:49 am
  
Quote from: oldspice

You mean she's old enough to read?



ROTFL







Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: goldencup on February 05, 2007, 07:42:16 am
  It's incredible how sophisticated they can make inflatables these days.
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: loulou on February 05, 2007, 07:51:49 am
Oldspice and GC have woken up in very witty moods today.
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: Cherry_Ripe on February 05, 2007, 08:03:52 am

Quote from: bounty hunter
...Give me the woman who's reading the BBC news Now!


Was it Mishal Husain?



She also did that spelling programme with Eamon Holmes last year.

Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: kevvosa on February 05, 2007, 09:54:49 am


According to Bounty women also say things like this:

'Well Mr Andrews, I think you've passed the oral examination. Now I think you should fill my cavity.'

Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: loulou on February 05, 2007, 11:23:28 am
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: on February 05, 2007, 11:43:36 am
Quote from: Cherry_Ripe

Quote from: bounty hunter
...Give me the woman who's reading the BBC news Now!


Was it Mishal Husain?



She also did that spelling programme with Eamon Holmes last year.



That's her.  Yummy!

Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: oldspice on February 05, 2007, 08:14:12 pm

Quote from: kevvosa


According to Bounty women also say things like this:

'Well Mr Andrews, I think you've passed the oral examination. Now I think you should fill my cavity.'


God, does he read saucy post cards for inspiration?

Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: loulou on February 05, 2007, 10:02:24 pm
It's like the outtakes from a Carry on film.
Title: Forget schoolgirls
Post by: kevvosa on February 05, 2007, 10:16:35 pm
Or 'Are You Being Served?'